xirishbabeex4
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1 decade ago
oh, mehgosh. haven't written a novel to you in weeks. haven't forgotten how to write amazing novels. witty biffuhl power ignite!
I'M COMING TO NORTH CAROLINA I'M GONNA GO THERE I'M TRAVELING TO YOUR STATE I'LL BE THERE IN LIKE ONE MONTH OR POSSIBLY A MONTH AND A WEEK OR SO OR PRETTY CLOSE TO THAT BUT REGARDLESS. I'M COMING :DDDDDDDDDDD and we will go on an adventure and find that darn klainebow and it will be incredible. and they just can't handle us.
yayayayay you're hooked on mcklainey yay(: did you finish senior year? cause then you gotta read swingsets& sandboxes and then you gotta read education. lawwwwl.
riker lynch tweeted "you love who you love, it doesn't matter". can we include him in our marriage? what an incredible boy with an incredible shirtless body kasldhfg.
OH GEEZ THE GLEE CONCERT. me and darren voted with our eyes. like if you could pick one action with your eyes to represent voting, you would totally pick winking right? YEAH WE WINKED AT EACH OTHER. three times. he loved me and my glasses. and we hi-fived like a couple bamfs. cause we are. and we're also best friends. same with chris and i. yeah. totes. ;DD
i hope ryan murphy stalks us and writes everything we say into season three! i genuinely hope. PS ryan if you're reading this? KLAINE SCENE KLAINE SCENE KLAINE SCENE. okay, cool. and again, i'm iffy on britanna too but i mean they obviously do love each other and at this point i do believe they're soulmates. so that's good. i ship them i guess. :)
NO ONE CAN EVER BE AS GOOD AS CHRIS AND DARREN. no boys ever who exist on the planet. like, it's terrible. and i've seen them live and they're just as perfect in person. flawless. even more perfect, if at all possible. aggghh.
and yes, i'm writing your novel while i have like ten very tempting fanfictions open. nope, no distractions, gotta write this.
i'd assume chris and darren are getting married around the time the tour gets over. you know, when things settle down a little. and yeah.
OH MY GOSH, CHARLIE'S VIDEO COMING OUT. I SHIP THEM SO HARD. SO FLIPPING HARD. alex had to practically reach into charlie's pants, skladjh i'm dead. completely dead. boyloving is amazing. (x
SPEAKING OF WHICH, boycuddling on the glee project?:D we haven't even discussed pretty little darren on it yet! i guess we can just do this on skype but we're currently writing a fiction and it's your turn to write and i dont wanna distract you and OH MY GOSH I LOVE YOU, WE'RE WRITING MORE FANFICTION ARENT WE.;D
alright, gotta go read and write about chris and darren voting. awesome. luhyou. buhye reply
xirishbabeex4
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1 decade ago
hey buddddddd. novel time. i was at my brother's senior cookout like all day and i just got home and now i'm writing to you. :3
WHAT WAS WITH THE PICTURE I SENT YOU, I'M SO CONFUSED. darren just sits in chris's lap and they play the guitar together? normal.
HERE'S WHAT'S HAPPENING TODAY. it's chris's 21st birthday and he's gonnnaa be really really drunk. and then while he's drunk he's gonna accidentally mention to darren that he's in love with him. because he has been for a while but he'd never tell him. and darren's gonna realize the feeling is mutual and he's gonna dance with him at the party they'll be throwing tonight. like they'll grind and goodstuff. and then darren will wait a few hours for chris to be less drunk and he'll tell him he's in love with him and they'll kiss. and then the whole glee cast will go back to the hotel rooms and chris and darren will be so tired they they'll crash on the same bed, cuddling.
from this day on, they'll be together.
i've read countless fanfictions about it:D it'll happen!
waiter, what the hell, why are you walking away? if you prevent chris and darren from kissing one more time i'll shoot you and get my own damn glass. :P bring us some more glasses by the way.
GOSH. darren with machine guns. taking down poser fangirls. i live to see that day.
YES, KLAINE FREAKOUT IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING.
dude we're gonna have to go to the same college or something. xD oh man, what if, when we finally meet, the world explodes or something? from awesome overload? like no, too much awesome one one space. -explode- . huh. it'll be interesting.
hushhh. i'm almost done with school. plus there's a field trip and graduation rehearsal and stuff so not that many more days of classes left.:)
240 HOURS UNTIL THE GLEE CONCERT. I CAN'T BREATHE. SRSLY.
haha hey whatever. ramen is delicious. screw health. i want noodles. (x
THAT. FLIPPING. BODY PAINT. why, darren? why would you? my ovaries have exploded so many times. like it can't be healthy.
LOL, RIOT IS A GREAT TERM. darren criss riot. goodness, yes.
ADKOIFJA NATIONALS WAS INCREDIBLE. FINCHEL FINALLLLLLY. LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT THEM AND SAMCEDES AND ALL OF THAT. I'M PRETTY SURE RYAN MURPHY WAS LISTENING IN ON OUR CONVERSATION BECAUSE EVERYTHING WENT PERFECTLY.
THE KLAINE I LOVE YOU. PTERODACTYLS, GET OUT OF MY TUMMY NOW. IT WAS PRECIOUS.
i loved it cause blaine didnt look nervous that kurt wouldn't say it back, and he didnt look like he felt weird about saying it. it was just on a whim, he was admiring how beautiful kurt was and just spit it out. and then he just gazed lovingly, waiting for kurt to say it back because he KNEW he would, he KNEW kurt was in love with him too.
seriously. beautiful. bravo, brad, ryan and ian. bra--o.
DARREN EYES. if we make eye contact at this concert.. i don't even. i can't finish that thought. i dont know what i'll do.
the only thing that comes to mind is a song by lenka when it goes "slow it down, make it stop, or else my heart is going to pop!" because that's EXACTLY how i feel when we talk about darren. so much. guhhh.
DARREN'S TOTALLLY PROPOSING TO CHRIS TONIGHT. FOSHO.
aaaaw i know, wicked! it was gorgeous. they both teared up and their voices are BREATHTAKING. so flippping cute. reply
xirishbabeex4
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1 decade ago
FUCKKKKK THISSSSS.
we lost power on sunday which screwed up the wifi and i literally HAVE NOT BEEN ON THE INTERNET AT ALLL for almost a week. this is the first thing i'm doing, too. i sincerely apologize, but i had zero internet access. we jussssst got it back cause the comcast people had do come fix it. AGH. so, not my fault. but if you are for some reason angry, i think the length of this novel and this picture will make up for it:
http://bifflekinznumbertwo.tumblr.com/post/5492654403/this-is-the-cutest-effin-thing-i-have-ever-seen
(;
okay, robots are cool. beebooop. not even funny a little bit, and there are no people looking at me funny for laughing at the computer screen. pshh.
YES YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS SATURDAY AND IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME AND EVERYONE CELEBRATED. happy belated birthday btttwww. ;D
waiterrrrrrrr. eight new glasses please! chris and darren aren't kissing enough yet, sorry.
ohmygoodness. slaying zombie poser fangirls sounds like possibly the best time ever. and darren will help us. let's do this.
haha wow, your north/south rant is something i'm incapable of competing with. I'M READY FOR DARREN FREAKOUT TIME.
you make me happy once again! i think i ran out of nice things to say using AVPM/S lyrics. but hey guess what. you're the best! and one day we're gonna sneak off and meet chris and darren and joey and alll those amazing people and the rest of the world will be jealous that the five awesomest people ever to exist all know each other. and that'll be that.
I GOT TO HEAR YOUR SOUTHERN ACCENT! let's skype again super sooon!:DD you entertained me very much:D and you're seriously more like me than i thought. that whole time we kept having the same reactions and the same thoughts and it was crazy. i'm not making fun of southerners though! promisssse. and i seriously never held annny of those stereotypes haha. but lawwwl thanks for all the northern ones xD i'm like the palest person i know though. just because i'm pale it isn't like an accurate depiction of all northerners. most people up here are actually relatively tan, i dunno how they do it..
seriously, i graduate later than like anyone else i know. the 21st, are you kidding me? wklasfh.
hhaha n64 is impossible! i cant beat anything:P YES, CHICKEN FLAVOR RAMEN ALWAYS! i'm pretty excited to start living off those again, though the sodium level is deathly . whatever. (:
bahah i had a feeling you'd like the body paint. YEAH MAN DARREN CRISS RIOT FOREVER. and ever. everververvevrve.
DID YOU WATCH NATIONALS? I DONT KNOW IF YOU DID SO I CANT FLIP OUT CAUSE I DONT WANNA RUIN IT IF YOU DIDNT SEEEEEE:(
xDDDd dry-hump the screen. oh, the self control i have to issue in order to refrain from doing so.:P
his eyes. they are the EPITOME of hazel. like perfect brown and green. and they are stunning. literally nothing less than breathtaking.
MY MOM BOUGHT ME THE GQ HE'S IN, DID I TELL YOU? SKYPE ME ASAPPPPPP SO I CAN SHOW YOU.
yes, his sideways smile!:D the smirk kills me. how is his face so flawless? i dont comprehend.
no one will have darren. if you look at those pictures of he and that mia girl, it really doesnt seem like theyre dating. just his face, i dunno. i dont see him with her, not at all. so you, me, or chris. only options. ever. no one else would appreciate the perfection. no way jose.
gaaaah candles is the greatest glee duet of alll time:D their voices are in perfect harmony with zero effort. they just fit. yeaaah the interview! CHRIS'S LAUGH AT :50! darrren's in love! it's obvious! just admit it, darren bb.
hahah i lovvvve human. i feel like a loser. i feel like i'm lost. i feel like i'm not sure if i feel anything at all(:
.. okay ps i felt wicked bad this whole week, all kidding aside, because i couldnt write you the novel. i was thinking about it all the time and the guilt was killllling me but there was nothing i could do, skype doesnt work without wifi and i dont have your number or anything so there was no possible way of telling you i didnt have internet. D: gah, i'm sorry, i didnt forget aboutchu witty biffuhl. reply
xirishbabeex4
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1 decade ago
why, yes, i AM responding to your novel with a novel the same night on which you wrote it. no more procrastination!
(well, no more procrastination when it comes to novel-writing. which basically means more procrastination on everything else. homework, for example.)
BUT HEY, WHO CARES.
you make me laugh. a lot. just though i'd let you know i was like dying the whole time i read it.
OKIEE DOKE, time to start.
haha the coolest 13/14 year olds evar. but hey, you're almost 14! i still have your birthday in my phone calendar! woooo. i still haven't figured out what i'm gonna to for your birthday. i have to do something! but i literally have no idea.
hm.
waiter, i think you should return to the kitchen and fetch us all of the glasses your restaurant has in its possession. and bring them to us. because chris colfer and darren criss are kissing and it's all because of us. the glass clanking will only get more ferocious from here. promise.
haha okay, i dunno if you've noticed JUST how white i am. i'm not whatsoever disappointed in myself for ruining our ghetto moment there. gnarly bro. LOLJK. but seriously, i couldn't be g to save my life. just. couldn't. do it. sexynerd is more my speed. lawwwwwwwwl.
your machete and assault rifle. xDD no, you should most definitely save that for poser fangirls. and we can take them down like zombies. damn, we're just so cool i can't stand it.
oh my. i keep getting emails saying new fanfiction is up and i'm getting distracted. no, loren! continue to write! i've only been writing for like fifteen minutes now. i need to finish. kurt, blaine, please forgive me for putting you off.
AAAAW. if josh and missy got married.. i don't even. it would be the cutest thing everververvver. and drake could continue to pick up random girls. oh, drake:)
hahah interwebz is a great word! but yeah, those are ridiculously stupid quotes. and it's worse that people actually believe them and favorite the quotes to start with. like come on now, use some logic. auughh. not the reason we have witty.:P
if it seems like those responses are really short, like two sentences each, i'm just too much looking forward to writing about chris and darren and continuing the glee conversation that i can't really focus. x) not that i don't love all these other discussions. because i do. they're too funny to exist. we should have our own tc show, man.
AAW, YOU MADE MY HEART SMILE. referencing AVPS! about me! yeah? well you are the coolest girl in the whole wide world! and baby you're not alone! and you're the part of me that makes me better, makes me better! and i wanna take you up to winnipeg, THAT'S in canada! okay, i'm done. (: but i'll do my very best not to die. i'm glad, however, that you're allowing me to have a minor seizure. i can assure you that will happen.
HAHAHAHA NO WAY, you have a southern accent? that's quite possibly the best news i've heard all day. i totally didn't have any of those stereotypes against southerners though! what have you heard about northerners? i guess i don't really pay attention to what's said about us(x i don't have like a fun rhode island or boston accent though, sorry:( just regular. we HAVE TO skype sometime in the near future so i can hear you talk. because that's hilariousss. i pronounce orange as oar-inge, alright as arright, foreign as four-in, you know. not fun. just regular.
are you serious? people start breaking out the shorts when it's fifty. xD and i'm always always always cold so i'm still wearing jeans, sneakers, and a sweatshirt to school in mid-may:P but the weather here's been realllly recently. it's been raining for like a week and it's not supposed to stop sooon. but then maybe it'll be springish.
OIWEWFUIA i'm so ready for school to be over! when do you get out? i graduate june 21st. so just over a month for me. aughhh, too far away.
I DID THE SAME THING! for like a full month last summer i had like a bagel for breakfast and then i would just eat ramen and drink juice all day while i attempted to beat harvest moon 64! (i've had the game since i was literally five years old. i still cannot beat it.) ramen's the bomb though. fosho.
so many harry potter tears in so many places. dawwwww. but no, i haven't seen the oprah interview. i'll have to get right on that.
i cried when lupin died, obviously, because starkid's lupin is ADORABLE. so now that's just how i picture lupin. please don't die.
YOUR DESKTOP BACKGROUND AMAZES ME! mine:
http://super-coolwithacape.tumblr.com/
the top picture. though i do enjoy the other pictures on that tumblr. woah, okay, i enjoy them a lot.
(:
GLEE FREAKOUT TIME. HUZZAH.
i rewatched the breadstix scene when i was home alone with the volume up all the way! and i could literally scream at the top of my lungs because it was so cute and there were no family members threatening to kill if i didnt turn it down xD SO FLIPPING PRECIOUS.
actually, that's true. quin and sam were adorable together, like ken and barbie(: STUPID JESSE ST JAMES, HE JESSE ST SUCKS. quoting kurt hummel. no big deal. #majordork
yeah, i definitely ship bartie over britana.
THE REST OF THIS NOVEL WILL BE WHOLLY DEDICATED TO DARREN EVERETT CRISS. ENJOY.
i'll try to find the audio for you! another thing i enjoyed listening to with full volume! i literally had to fight the urge to kiss him through the television. it. was. pathetic. but he can't just SAY things like that and expect me not to do anything xD
DUDE, DARREN'S EYES ARE MY FAVORITE PART OF BLAINE! he speaks through his eyes! his little stares and holy crap, he's JUST. SO. ADORABLE. i'm so glad you went back and watched the eyelash bat! i can't stop watching that! and then when klaine was dancing to dancing queen and darren had that little smirk on his face while he was holding chris? they've reduced me to like, a literal puddle of fangirl. can't.. collect.. thoughts..
YESYESYESYES GRINDING! i bet darren proposes to chris like tomorrow! because if neither of us can have darren, then it HAS to be chris colfer. no one else on the planet or beyond deserved darren. no onnne. one of us three hasss to marry him. it's just a rule.
I WAS BLARING CANDLES TOO! IT'S OKAY! i loooooooove that duet with everything in me. their voices harmonize so well it's not even funny. more proof that they're soul mates. i mean, chris is obviously in love with darren. it's SO OBVIOUS. he doesnt even try to hide it. like have you seen the interviews where chris is like "darren's a ten out of ten as a kisser, but i'm a twelve" and darren was like "oh, yeah he is. if i'm a ten he's definitely a twelve"
wait.. you haven't seen that?:O
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osRYvHwzhX0
more darrengasms.
like, he sexually assaults me through the computer screen.
singing. in. italian. i got that song on my ipod and it's all i can listen to. for any occasion. if i'm excited, LISTEN TO TU VUOI FA L'AMERICANO BY DARREN CRISS. if i'm trying to fall asleep, LISTEN TO TU VUOI FA L'AMERICANO BY DARREN CRISS. if i'm in a bad mood, LISTEN TO TU VIOU FA L'AMERICANO BY DARREN CRISS. and so on and so forth.
i can't.. i can't even breathe. my lungs WILL implode.
dude, the longest novel ever written is gonna come in late june 6th or sometime june 7th. cause i'll have just gotten back from the glee concert, and while i may update you with things while i'm there, i am going to tell you EVERY DETAIL of the concert on here. so be ready for that. twenty flipping days.
that took me a legitimate hour. like sixty minutes.
-passes out from sleep deprivation- reply
xirishbabeex4
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1 decade ago
haha alright! i'm pretty excited for my novel now:D
darrengasm, ahaha that's a great word. like really Darren? of COURSE you can sing in Italian. of course you can. killing me slowly.
darren criss riot? i think so. reply
xirishbabeex4
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1 decade ago
also, have you seen this yet? skip to like 2:30.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ_2CCET7Tg&feature=player_embedded#at=64
-ovaries explode- reply
xirishbabeex4
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1 decade ago
WHAT THE HELL, we're on the same cycle. xDD
i was home alone earlier so i put on the prom queen episode and fast forwarded it to blaine's prom performance. i didn't know my tv could go to level 60 volume:D it was shaking my living room floor it was so loud. and i was just screaming along to every song. it was great; having a glee party all by myself.
i just needed to share it with someone(x come join me next time!
and yes, i'll wait patiently for muh novel, pwomisssse:3 reply
xirishbabeex4
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1 decade ago
oh my goshh. happy 2-month klainiversary. they kissed two months ago today.(:
*anxiously awaits novel* reply
xirishbabeex4
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1 decade ago
HAHAHA YOU'RE RIGHT, I LAUGHED AND WEPT. that's pretty good though. doby. aah, speechless. xD and after you poured your heart out about hp. d'aw.
FACCCCKKKK, I HAVE TO REWRITE THE WHOLE THING.
spongebob references? you're the best. haha waitterrr? just bring us an infinite supply of glasses because i promise you we will not stop making these two beautiful boys kiss until the night is over. so just, yeah. more glassses. now.
aaaw mmaan, now i have pterodactyls in MY tummmy! how'd you do that?
haha thannnks, i just kinda made it. but yours is greaaat, i dig itt. dig it? no? oh, i thought we were being ghetto here, fresh2death. xD. YEAH. nojk, i actually do like that a lot. i also like sexyisanerd. lawwwl.(:
z0mG i LURRRRVVVVE BLAIN IM G0NNNAZ MARRRY HIM11!1ONE!!ONE
let's kill them all.
dude, i know. i believed the drake and josh thing with all my heart. even when their last episode, that Christmas movie, came out in like 2008, it was still a big deal.
and i know, really, no one's mom is gonna be like "okay if 923848923409 random strangers on the interwebz say i should stop smoking then i will". like get reaaaalll mann.
now you have me all thinking about an onstage kliss. i LITERALLY would die, like my heart would cease to work and my cause of death would be too much exposure to adorableness.
HEY WOAH, whatchu got against northerners!:P new england is pretty chill, even though we think fifty degrees means summer and we say things like "wicked awesome". it's whatever. (:
yeaaaaaaaaaaaah ramen noodles! you're consistently gaining so many points in my theoretical book of points. i could LIVE off of ramen.
i think mostly everyone has gotten emotional about HP. JKR said when she wrote the scene in deathly hallows where harry enters the woods, she cried for hours. &that's where i cried the hardest, by farrrr! aaw, me and JK have things in common!
huzzaaahh.
haha i love those pictures! honestly i was waiting for the next picture chord tweeted to be of chris and darren napping together. ahahah, someone would have a new desktop background!
(hint: me. i would make that picture my desktop background.)
my current one is a shirtless picture of darren from when he was at coachella :)
yeah i loved nightmare on elm street actually!:D i ended up staying at my friend's house until like eleven because we started watching it and we had to see the whole thing. it was super good.
YESSSS, GLEE FANGIRL TIME. I'M SO READY.
HIS SQUEALLL(: and blaine, holy crap he's just so cute. i love when they're holding hands and blaine seems reluctant about going to prom. and then kurt pulls his hands away but if you watch blaine after, he like leans forward like "no wait, i still wanna hold hands!" SO CUTE. i lovvvved their breadstix scene.
kurt babbby please never cry again. you got blaine now! cheer up hunnny.
honestly i want sam and mercedes to go together now:D they don't really go well at all but hey, whatever. she deserves someone! finallly:P
i felt sooo bad for artie! the song was so fitting and he put all that effort into singing for brit and she just shot him down:P
honestly i like brit a lot but santana bugs me sooo much these days. like she's soooo selfish. so i'm not sure how i feel about britana yet:P
DARRREN TIME! MY SPECIALTY.
i still have trouble breathing when i think about how he said "i.. am crazzzy about you" to kurt. there's a tumblr audio thing where you just click it and it plays his voice just saying that. and if you listen to it through headphones? SDFJKSGHJLAKS. I CAN'T EXPLAIN. xD
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. i dunno if you noticed, but you know the part where they're in the hallway and kurt's crying and pacing and blaine's sitting on the floor? when he says "so whaddayou wanna do?", DARREN BATS HIS EYELASHES. like is he TRYING to kill me? if you didn't catch that, go on hulu or something and just watch darren's eyes when he says that. aaaaaaaaaw.(:
ALSO, holy crap. so you know how at prom, for a lot of the scenes it just kinda showed the group of kids as a whole all dancing without like focusing in on anyone? and each of those shots only lasted a few seconds? well SOMEHOW, some tumblr pervert like paused one of those scenes and found darren in the croud. and then they zoomed in and slowed it down and you can see chris behind him, and they're like GRINDING.
..i'm pretty sure that wasn't scripted. i'm pretty sure that was just chris colfer and darren criss grinding each other. help me to breathe, i can't even..
way to go tom milsom on mee. BUT I AGREE WITH YOU& TOM. darren. let me love you . xD reply
xirishbabeex4
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1 decade ago
i just read a t-shirt that said
"keep calm and fangirl on
despite the fact that darren criss has a girlfriend and your dreams have been crushed"
i totally would have bought it if it wasn't for that soul-crushing last bit.. :'( reply
xirishbabeex4
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1 decade ago
JERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK.
ahahahahahaha you're so mean! xD
justkidding, we're all friends here. let's start.
WE'RE NOT CRAZY AT ALL, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. we just enjoy it when chris and darren kiss at their wedding! what's wrong with that? nothing is wrong with that. bring kaitlyn and i two more glasses please. thank you very much.
kiss!
yeah, write things! ;D
haah NOT A RAPIST(: my skype is livelavaloren , youknow, like livelavalive except with my name. YEAH.
hahahah stupid non-starkid fangirls who only know darren from glee. let's blame the world's problems on them.
ohmygosh i remember that petition and i was soo excited and yeah it's completely fake.
so. angry.
haha woah woah woah wait, no way do you get mitchell and kyle and ALL of SOA and michael. we'll need some more clones .
I GIVE UP. you are dirty and you were dirty before you met me. i wasn't even all that dirty until i started the fanfiction reading, so we should blame the authors for simultaneously pleasing and poisoning our minds.
20 and a half hours til gleeee prommmm!
haha onstage kliss. now that's all i can think about. you insane fangirl.
hahah how can anything padfoot be gross? that's so sad!
yes yes yes i cried at all of those! harry potter is the most unexpectedly emotional series ever!
and yes i cried about sam! of course i did, and with stacy saying "don't cry sammy". goodness i just melted. i cry at one point or another in nearly every episode.
I LOVE THOSE PICTURES, hhaha chris is just innocently slumbering(:
duuuuuuuuuuude, i watched nightmare on elm street 2010 for the first time when i was hanging out with my friend making butterbeer! crazzzzyyy.
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xirishbabeex4
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1 decade ago
it's just a little make up, draco wake up.
...stuck in my head. (: reply
xirishbabeex4
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1 decade ago
i sincerely apologize for not answering for multiple days! i was with my friend and then i was with my cousins and then it was mothers day and then school and then softball and now here i am. but that's no excuse for not answering a witty biffuhl! alll of my comments from now on will be like within the same day:D
ANYWWAY. so it's 7:18 now, let's see how long this takes me:)
hahahaha the wedding! yeah our glasses would keep breaking and every time we got a new one we'd murder it with more vicious fork clanks.
i'm pretty excited for this to happen.
& yeah, get started on the fanfiction right away!
hahah i see how that could happen. my mom was probably a little skeptical lol. but i promise i'm not a rapist or something. xD i'm actually a fourteen year old girl who lives in massachusetts. i can like skype you if you need proof. (x
but damn, that sounds like a horrible dream! and it was all my fault! awww, tell your sub-conscience i apologize.
but hey, getting featured in a newspaper is awesome!:DD good job!
i would love them to bring back drake and josh! yeah mannn, let's get that petition around(x
YAY, fellow beardlover! explosion wednesday is a thing, i don't even care. but yes i'm sure he'd lend us the cloning machine so you, chris and i could all have a darren. aw:)
Lies and slander! I would bet my life that you had a dirty mind much before i met you! and the klaine stuff is amazing, so hush because you can't even pretend it didn't turn you on. YEAH, I WENT THERE.
:DD
AH, A KLISSSS. i swear, if chris colfer and darren criss kiss on that stage, i will never be the same again. my mom's gonna have to like physically drag me from the concert. i'd just be frozen.
and the tv one, holllllyyy craapp. i watch it like every day xD it's just so beyond cute.
HEY, you'd be going crazy if you saw them too! *cough cough* equally as big of a fangirl*cough cough cough*
cough is a funny word.
cough.
cough.
like what?
anyhowwww,
butterbeer, yes! it was faaantastic! lol i have a few cool friends, not all of them (x
actualllly, i got that recipe from mugglenet. bahaha, you physic.
oh my gosh me too! and i cried in the last book when harry goes into the forest and goes
"you'll stay with me?"
and james goes
"til the very end"
page 700. i cried and cried and cried!
hah yay for kaitlyn reading lots of klaine! it won't disappoint!
xirishbabeex4
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1 decade ago
oh and i like your plan for us to share darren. when he goes with you, i apologize if he's tired because of me the day before. or, night before, rather.
xirishbabeex4
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1 decade ago
okay, time to write you things for a solid half hour or so.
let's get started.
thank you for sharing your RB blasting. we we we so excited, we so excited.
hahah AAAAAAAAAAW okay now i need the wedding to occur. &yes, start with your fanfiction writing career as soon as possible. i would read every single story ahaha.
so yeah, we'd die and come back to life. and you know at wedding dinners when you clank your fork to your glass the couple is supposed to kiss?
i think our dinner glasses would be permanently damaged from all the fork clanking we would do that night.
hahahah we're just sitting next to them at the table like "I DON'T CARE IF WE JUST DID THIS, YOU NEED TO KISS AGAIN DAMNITTT"
and then chris's pale cheeks would flush pink but darren wouldn't care, he'd shamelessly kiss him. DAW.
before i say more, i have a story!
so i was in the middle of typing this novel, thinking about what to say, when i realized i had to go brush my teeth. so this happened:
(brushing my teeth; my mom walks by the bathroom)
me: hey mom?
mom: yeah?
me: can we go to north carolina?
mom(strange look): ..why...
me: my cool internet friend lives there, i gotta go talk about darren criss.
mom: oh. uh.. no. good night.(walks off)
durrrn. at least i tried.
xD
okay, what were we discussing next?
*opens microsoft word document onto which kaitlyn's most recent novel has been copied and pasted*
oh yeah!
iCarly, yeaaah bro:D and i was friends with james from big time rush on facebook before big time rush. he was on an episode of icarly for like five minutes and i thought he was adorable so i found him on facebook and talked to him a couple times. now he deleted his facebook. AGH.
and drake& josh is one of my favorite shows to this day. legit man.
bahaah hermione can't draw! yeah, let's start a petition to get lauren lopez on nickelodeon.
lololol you know what, Kaitlyn? don't pretend you didn't enjoy the fanfiction you read.;D and i didn't write it, i just enjoyed it! yeah, don't pretend i dirtied your mind, ms shining glory. ahahahahaha
haha i probably will have a literal heart attack when i see darren in person.
and i was thinking, when they perform on the glee live tour, they have to be in character. so i'm gonna be watching kurt and blaine up there. and, and and and kurt and blaine are dating. so what if they like.. KSDJFSK i can't even think about that. if they do so much as look at each other flirtily, my heart will stop working. i can promise you that. i am sure of this.
GAH.
not sure if you watch wheezy waiter on youtube, but if you do, we can use his cloning machine on darren! if you don't know what i'm talking about, go watch. :) i'm assuming you do though, cause that seems to be how you are ;D
YAY, HAPPY HANKO DE MAYO!
i did literally laugh out loud when you commented that you might be seeing darren from behind a bush. i feel like you& i would be really good at that.
adding to bucket list:
-spy on darren criss through his window from behind a hedge with kaitlyn.
it'll happen.
the worst, best, easiest, hardest, most frustrating game is probably the best description of mario kart i've ever heard. (x
haha dude so i went to my friend ricky's house and we made butterbeer(SO DELICIOUS) and watched deathly hallows part one again and had a duel using lit sparklers as wands as we yelled spells at each other. and then we read the part in deathly hallows where harry kills voldemort and blasted some wrock. and it was the best thing ever. I LOVE HAVING DORKS AS FRIENDS.
but yes, RIP the many casualties of the battle of hogwarts. especially fred. cause in the morning harry and ginny were kissing and then they notice him standing in the kitchen with tea and he goes, "morrrr-ning..!" and i laughed for a good ten minutes.
do you remember that part of the movie? pretty good stuff, ahaha.
YEAAAH all done. your turrrrrn! reply
xirishbabeex4
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1 decade ago
I just took a nap and had a dream that I went to the glee concert and Darren brought me onstage during teenage dream and I hugged Chris colfer and holy I'm so pathetic xD and then I woke up and was so majorly upset that it was a dream. Haha ohhh man.
Your novel will be coming soon! Very soon;)
And okay, I don't want to get involved but @love_me_4 , please stop disgracing massachusetts by constanly saying how you're from boston. It's irrelevant and not everyone from Boston is like you, so just give it up. Pretty annoying. Kbye reply
xirishbabeex4
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1 decade ago
oh good, i'm glad it's not just me. xD
YES, novel! those make my day, i swear. reply
xirishbabeex4
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1 decade ago
i think i've become entirely too dependent on your comments. i'm like,
must.. discuss.. glee..
oh, and harry potter and youtube and video games and darren criss's hair and his wedding with chris colfer. see, no one else would talk about this for so long! thus, you're awesome. reply
xirishbabeex4
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1 decade ago
dude, you need to start writing some fanfiction! that wedding description was like the cutest thing eververvevrvrvvrr. i pictured that really really well, with darren's adorable face being all excited and chris's perfect little smile:) and i agree that chris would be the one walking. like he just would.
a beach wedding would be good too!:D wait, if they're both guys, do they still get to have bridesmaids? hmm.. well, if they do, you and i will just be in dresses standing off to the side near the altar, most likely crying. and darren will ever so slightly glance over to us and wink just before he kisses chris for the first time as his husband. and we'll just melt.
hahaa, okay loren, calm down.
i think i've seen misfits before, but i agree about lauren! i can just see her like rolling around on the floor. xD &icarly is the best. i'm fourteen and i watch shows intended for nine year olds. JUDGE MEEEEE. ;D
lololololol shining glory. it's not dirty until you say it's dirty, kaitlyn. that whole mindset was totally avoidable. xDD funny, nevertheless.
hahah i would assist you in taking down that person who cut darren's hair. if they ever try that again...
he must realize. i heard there were some girls like crying and hyperventilating at a meet& greet. see if i met someone like darren a part of my would be struggling to let my inner obsessive fangirl out but i don't think i'd let it. because that's creepy and makes it awkward for whatever famous person it is.
smart boys. yes. all the way.
augh, please can i marry darren? please? i've been good..
do we know how old tom is? i can't figure it out. & do you watch michael buckley. i LOVE him. he's awesome. whattthebuck.
hanko de mayo is in like 3 days :O
i think i'm gonna buy L4D hah. actually, my brother might have it.
mario kart is super frustrating but like super addicting as well. conflicted video games..
I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW THAT VIDEO AHH. everything he says and does is flawwwwwwwlessssss. oh mann.:) i can't believe i'm gonna see him in person in like 35 days. mindfuck. i can't get my head around that.
hmm. you'll have to cue me in on that. but yeah i also heard they might have just announced it recently because re-election is fairly soon, dunno.
yay, another novel complete!
OH GUESS WHAT.
i'm going to my friend ricky's house today to celebrate the anniversary of voldemort's death! he died today, however many years ago:DDD we're gonna have sparklers and watch deathly halllows and make butterbeer and i'm just so excited.
on a sadder note, the battle of hogwarts was also today, however many years ago. RIP Fred Weasley, Nymphandora Tonks, Remus Lupin, &Colin Creevey. :'( reply
xirishbabeex4
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1 decade ago
three cheers for me posting on your wall like four times in a row! xD but noseriously, watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z2TA0qenwc&feature=player_embedded#at=22
you won't regret it, though you may explode!:) reply
xirishbabeex4 · 1 decade ago
oh, mehgosh. haven't written a novel to you in weeks. haven't forgotten how to write amazing novels. witty biffuhl power ignite!
I'M COMING TO NORTH CAROLINA I'M GONNA GO THERE I'M TRAVELING TO YOUR STATE I'LL BE THERE IN LIKE ONE MONTH OR POSSIBLY A MONTH AND A WEEK OR SO OR PRETTY CLOSE TO THAT BUT REGARDLESS. I'M COMING :DDDDDDDDDDD and we will go on an adventure and find that darn klainebow and it will be incredible. and they just can't handle us.
yayayayay you're hooked on mcklainey yay(: did you finish senior year? cause then you gotta read swingsets& sandboxes and then you gotta read education. lawwwwl.
riker lynch tweeted "you love who you love, it doesn't matter". can we include him in our marriage? what an incredible boy with an incredible shirtless body kasldhfg.
OH GEEZ THE GLEE CONCERT. me and darren voted with our eyes. like if you could pick one action with your eyes to represent voting, you would totally pick winking right? YEAH WE WINKED AT EACH OTHER. three times. he loved me and my glasses. and we hi-fived like a couple bamfs. cause we are. and we're also best friends. same with chris and i. yeah. totes. ;DD
i hope ryan murphy stalks us and writes everything we say into season three! i genuinely hope. PS ryan if you're reading this? KLAINE SCENE KLAINE SCENE KLAINE SCENE. okay, cool. and again, i'm iffy on britanna too but i mean they obviously do love each other and at this point i do believe they're soulmates. so that's good. i ship them i guess. :)
NO ONE CAN EVER BE AS GOOD AS CHRIS AND DARREN. no boys ever who exist on the planet. like, it's terrible. and i've seen them live and they're just as perfect in person. flawless. even more perfect, if at all possible. aggghh.
and yes, i'm writing your novel while i have like ten very tempting fanfictions open. nope, no distractions, gotta write this.
i'd assume chris and darren are getting married around the time the tour gets over. you know, when things settle down a little. and yeah.
OH MY GOSH, CHARLIE'S VIDEO COMING OUT. I SHIP THEM SO HARD. SO FLIPPING HARD. alex had to practically reach into charlie's pants, skladjh i'm dead. completely dead. boyloving is amazing. (x
SPEAKING OF WHICH, boycuddling on the glee project?:D we haven't even discussed pretty little darren on it yet! i guess we can just do this on skype but we're currently writing a fiction and it's your turn to write and i dont wanna distract you and OH MY GOSH I LOVE YOU, WE'RE WRITING MORE FANFICTION ARENT WE.;D
alright, gotta go read and write about chris and darren voting. awesome. luhyou. buhye
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xirishbabeex4 · 1 decade ago
hey buddddddd. novel time. i was at my brother's senior cookout like all day and i just got home and now i'm writing to you. :3
WHAT WAS WITH THE PICTURE I SENT YOU, I'M SO CONFUSED. darren just sits in chris's lap and they play the guitar together? normal.
HERE'S WHAT'S HAPPENING TODAY. it's chris's 21st birthday and he's gonnnaa be really really drunk. and then while he's drunk he's gonna accidentally mention to darren that he's in love with him. because he has been for a while but he'd never tell him. and darren's gonna realize the feeling is mutual and he's gonna dance with him at the party they'll be throwing tonight. like they'll grind and goodstuff. and then darren will wait a few hours for chris to be less drunk and he'll tell him he's in love with him and they'll kiss. and then the whole glee cast will go back to the hotel rooms and chris and darren will be so tired they they'll crash on the same bed, cuddling.
from this day on, they'll be together.
i've read countless fanfictions about it:D it'll happen!
waiter, what the hell, why are you walking away? if you prevent chris and darren from kissing one more time i'll shoot you and get my own damn glass. :P bring us some more glasses by the way.
GOSH. darren with machine guns. taking down poser fangirls. i live to see that day.
YES, KLAINE FREAKOUT IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING.
dude we're gonna have to go to the same college or something. xD oh man, what if, when we finally meet, the world explodes or something? from awesome overload? like no, too much awesome one one space. -explode- . huh. it'll be interesting.
hushhh. i'm almost done with school. plus there's a field trip and graduation rehearsal and stuff so not that many more days of classes left.:)
240 HOURS UNTIL THE GLEE CONCERT. I CAN'T BREATHE. SRSLY.
haha hey whatever. ramen is delicious. screw health. i want noodles. (x
THAT. FLIPPING. BODY PAINT. why, darren? why would you? my ovaries have exploded so many times. like it can't be healthy.
LOL, RIOT IS A GREAT TERM. darren criss riot. goodness, yes.
ADKOIFJA NATIONALS WAS INCREDIBLE. FINCHEL FINALLLLLLY. LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT THEM AND SAMCEDES AND ALL OF THAT. I'M PRETTY SURE RYAN MURPHY WAS LISTENING IN ON OUR CONVERSATION BECAUSE EVERYTHING WENT PERFECTLY.
THE KLAINE I LOVE YOU. PTERODACTYLS, GET OUT OF MY TUMMY NOW. IT WAS PRECIOUS.
i loved it cause blaine didnt look nervous that kurt wouldn't say it back, and he didnt look like he felt weird about saying it. it was just on a whim, he was admiring how beautiful kurt was and just spit it out. and then he just gazed lovingly, waiting for kurt to say it back because he KNEW he would, he KNEW kurt was in love with him too.
seriously. beautiful. bravo, brad, ryan and ian. bra--o.
DARREN EYES. if we make eye contact at this concert.. i don't even. i can't finish that thought. i dont know what i'll do.
the only thing that comes to mind is a song by lenka when it goes "slow it down, make it stop, or else my heart is going to pop!" because that's EXACTLY how i feel when we talk about darren. so much. guhhh.
DARREN'S TOTALLLY PROPOSING TO CHRIS TONIGHT. FOSHO.
aaaaw i know, wicked! it was gorgeous. they both teared up and their voices are BREATHTAKING. so flippping cute.
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xirishbabeex4 · 1 decade ago
FUCKKKKK THISSSSS.
we lost power on sunday which screwed up the wifi and i literally HAVE NOT BEEN ON THE INTERNET AT ALLL for almost a week. this is the first thing i'm doing, too. i sincerely apologize, but i had zero internet access. we jussssst got it back cause the comcast people had do come fix it. AGH. so, not my fault. but if you are for some reason angry, i think the length of this novel and this picture will make up for it:
http://bifflekinznumbertwo.tumblr.com/post/5492654403/this-is-the-cutest-effin-thing-i-have-ever-seen
(;
okay, robots are cool. beebooop. not even funny a little bit, and there are no people looking at me funny for laughing at the computer screen. pshh.
YES YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS SATURDAY AND IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME AND EVERYONE CELEBRATED. happy belated birthday btttwww. ;D
waiterrrrrrrr. eight new glasses please! chris and darren aren't kissing enough yet, sorry.
ohmygoodness. slaying zombie poser fangirls sounds like possibly the best time ever. and darren will help us. let's do this.
haha wow, your north/south rant is something i'm incapable of competing with. I'M READY FOR DARREN FREAKOUT TIME.
you make me happy once again! i think i ran out of nice things to say using AVPM/S lyrics. but hey guess what. you're the best! and one day we're gonna sneak off and meet chris and darren and joey and alll those amazing people and the rest of the world will be jealous that the five awesomest people ever to exist all know each other. and that'll be that.
I GOT TO HEAR YOUR SOUTHERN ACCENT! let's skype again super sooon!:DD you entertained me very much:D and you're seriously more like me than i thought. that whole time we kept having the same reactions and the same thoughts and it was crazy. i'm not making fun of southerners though! promisssse. and i seriously never held annny of those stereotypes haha. but lawwwl thanks for all the northern ones xD i'm like the palest person i know though. just because i'm pale it isn't like an accurate depiction of all northerners. most people up here are actually relatively tan, i dunno how they do it..
seriously, i graduate later than like anyone else i know. the 21st, are you kidding me? wklasfh.
hhaha n64 is impossible! i cant beat anything:P YES, CHICKEN FLAVOR RAMEN ALWAYS! i'm pretty excited to start living off those again, though the sodium level is deathly . whatever. (:
bahah i had a feeling you'd like the body paint. YEAH MAN DARREN CRISS RIOT FOREVER. and ever. everververvevrve.
DID YOU WATCH NATIONALS? I DONT KNOW IF YOU DID SO I CANT FLIP OUT CAUSE I DONT WANNA RUIN IT IF YOU DIDNT SEEEEEE:(
xDDDd dry-hump the screen. oh, the self control i have to issue in order to refrain from doing so.:P
his eyes. they are the EPITOME of hazel. like perfect brown and green. and they are stunning. literally nothing less than breathtaking.
MY MOM BOUGHT ME THE GQ HE'S IN, DID I TELL YOU? SKYPE ME ASAPPPPPP SO I CAN SHOW YOU.
yes, his sideways smile!:D the smirk kills me. how is his face so flawless? i dont comprehend.
no one will have darren. if you look at those pictures of he and that mia girl, it really doesnt seem like theyre dating. just his face, i dunno. i dont see him with her, not at all. so you, me, or chris. only options. ever. no one else would appreciate the perfection. no way jose.
gaaaah candles is the greatest glee duet of alll time:D their voices are in perfect harmony with zero effort. they just fit. yeaaah the interview! CHRIS'S LAUGH AT :50! darrren's in love! it's obvious! just admit it, darren bb.
hahah i lovvvve human. i feel like a loser. i feel like i'm lost. i feel like i'm not sure if i feel anything at all(:
.. okay ps i felt wicked bad this whole week, all kidding aside, because i couldnt write you the novel. i was thinking about it all the time and the guilt was killllling me but there was nothing i could do, skype doesnt work without wifi and i dont have your number or anything so there was no possible way of telling you i didnt have internet. D: gah, i'm sorry, i didnt forget aboutchu witty biffuhl.
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xirishbabeex4 · 1 decade ago
why, yes, i AM responding to your novel with a novel the same night on which you wrote it. no more procrastination!
(well, no more procrastination when it comes to novel-writing. which basically means more procrastination on everything else. homework, for example.)
BUT HEY, WHO CARES.
you make me laugh. a lot. just though i'd let you know i was like dying the whole time i read it.
OKIEE DOKE, time to start.
haha the coolest 13/14 year olds evar. but hey, you're almost 14! i still have your birthday in my phone calendar! woooo. i still haven't figured out what i'm gonna to for your birthday. i have to do something! but i literally have no idea.
hm.
waiter, i think you should return to the kitchen and fetch us all of the glasses your restaurant has in its possession. and bring them to us. because chris colfer and darren criss are kissing and it's all because of us. the glass clanking will only get more ferocious from here. promise.
haha okay, i dunno if you've noticed JUST how white i am. i'm not whatsoever disappointed in myself for ruining our ghetto moment there. gnarly bro. LOLJK. but seriously, i couldn't be g to save my life. just. couldn't. do it. sexynerd is more my speed. lawwwwwwwwl.
your machete and assault rifle. xDD no, you should most definitely save that for poser fangirls. and we can take them down like zombies. damn, we're just so cool i can't stand it.
oh my. i keep getting emails saying new fanfiction is up and i'm getting distracted. no, loren! continue to write! i've only been writing for like fifteen minutes now. i need to finish. kurt, blaine, please forgive me for putting you off.
AAAAW. if josh and missy got married.. i don't even. it would be the cutest thing everververvver. and drake could continue to pick up random girls. oh, drake:)
hahah interwebz is a great word! but yeah, those are ridiculously stupid quotes. and it's worse that people actually believe them and favorite the quotes to start with. like come on now, use some logic. auughh. not the reason we have witty.:P
if it seems like those responses are really short, like two sentences each, i'm just too much looking forward to writing about chris and darren and continuing the glee conversation that i can't really focus. x) not that i don't love all these other discussions. because i do. they're too funny to exist. we should have our own tc show, man.
AAW, YOU MADE MY HEART SMILE. referencing AVPS! about me! yeah? well you are the coolest girl in the whole wide world! and baby you're not alone! and you're the part of me that makes me better, makes me better! and i wanna take you up to winnipeg, THAT'S in canada! okay, i'm done. (: but i'll do my very best not to die. i'm glad, however, that you're allowing me to have a minor seizure. i can assure you that will happen.
HAHAHAHA NO WAY, you have a southern accent? that's quite possibly the best news i've heard all day. i totally didn't have any of those stereotypes against southerners though! what have you heard about northerners? i guess i don't really pay attention to what's said about us(x i don't have like a fun rhode island or boston accent though, sorry:( just regular. we HAVE TO skype sometime in the near future so i can hear you talk. because that's hilariousss. i pronounce orange as oar-inge, alright as arright, foreign as four-in, you know. not fun. just regular.
are you serious? people start breaking out the shorts when it's fifty. xD and i'm always always always cold so i'm still wearing jeans, sneakers, and a sweatshirt to school in mid-may:P but the weather here's been realllly recently. it's been raining for like a week and it's not supposed to stop sooon. but then maybe it'll be springish.
OIWEWFUIA i'm so ready for school to be over! when do you get out? i graduate june 21st. so just over a month for me. aughhh, too far away.
I DID THE SAME THING! for like a full month last summer i had like a bagel for breakfast and then i would just eat ramen and drink juice all day while i attempted to beat harvest moon 64! (i've had the game since i was literally five years old. i still cannot beat it.) ramen's the bomb though. fosho.
so many harry potter tears in so many places. dawwwww. but no, i haven't seen the oprah interview. i'll have to get right on that.
i cried when lupin died, obviously, because starkid's lupin is ADORABLE. so now that's just how i picture lupin. please don't die.
YOUR DESKTOP BACKGROUND AMAZES ME! mine:
http://super-coolwithacape.tumblr.com/
the top picture. though i do enjoy the other pictures on that tumblr. woah, okay, i enjoy them a lot.
(:
GLEE FREAKOUT TIME. HUZZAH.
i rewatched the breadstix scene when i was home alone with the volume up all the way! and i could literally scream at the top of my lungs because it was so cute and there were no family members threatening to kill if i didnt turn it down xD SO FLIPPING PRECIOUS.
actually, that's true. quin and sam were adorable together, like ken and barbie(: STUPID JESSE ST JAMES, HE JESSE ST SUCKS. quoting kurt hummel. no big deal. #majordork
yeah, i definitely ship bartie over britana.
THE REST OF THIS NOVEL WILL BE WHOLLY DEDICATED TO DARREN EVERETT CRISS. ENJOY.
i'll try to find the audio for you! another thing i enjoyed listening to with full volume! i literally had to fight the urge to kiss him through the television. it. was. pathetic. but he can't just SAY things like that and expect me not to do anything xD
DUDE, DARREN'S EYES ARE MY FAVORITE PART OF BLAINE! he speaks through his eyes! his little stares and holy crap, he's JUST. SO. ADORABLE. i'm so glad you went back and watched the eyelash bat! i can't stop watching that! and then when klaine was dancing to dancing queen and darren had that little smirk on his face while he was holding chris? they've reduced me to like, a literal puddle of fangirl. can't.. collect.. thoughts..
YESYESYESYES GRINDING! i bet darren proposes to chris like tomorrow! because if neither of us can have darren, then it HAS to be chris colfer. no one else on the planet or beyond deserved darren. no onnne. one of us three hasss to marry him. it's just a rule.
I WAS BLARING CANDLES TOO! IT'S OKAY! i loooooooove that duet with everything in me. their voices harmonize so well it's not even funny. more proof that they're soul mates. i mean, chris is obviously in love with darren. it's SO OBVIOUS. he doesnt even try to hide it. like have you seen the interviews where chris is like "darren's a ten out of ten as a kisser, but i'm a twelve" and darren was like "oh, yeah he is. if i'm a ten he's definitely a twelve"
wait.. you haven't seen that?:O
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osRYvHwzhX0
more darrengasms.
like, he sexually assaults me through the computer screen.
singing. in. italian. i got that song on my ipod and it's all i can listen to. for any occasion. if i'm excited, LISTEN TO TU VUOI FA L'AMERICANO BY DARREN CRISS. if i'm trying to fall asleep, LISTEN TO TU VUOI FA L'AMERICANO BY DARREN CRISS. if i'm in a bad mood, LISTEN TO TU VIOU FA L'AMERICANO BY DARREN CRISS. and so on and so forth.
i can't.. i can't even breathe. my lungs WILL implode.
dude, the longest novel ever written is gonna come in late june 6th or sometime june 7th. cause i'll have just gotten back from the glee concert, and while i may update you with things while i'm there, i am going to tell you EVERY DETAIL of the concert on here. so be ready for that. twenty flipping days.
that took me a legitimate hour. like sixty minutes.
-passes out from sleep deprivation-
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xirishbabeex4 · 1 decade ago
haha alright! i'm pretty excited for my novel now:D
darrengasm, ahaha that's a great word. like really Darren? of COURSE you can sing in Italian. of course you can. killing me slowly.
darren criss riot? i think so.
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xirishbabeex4 · 1 decade ago
also, have you seen this yet? skip to like 2:30.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ_2CCET7Tg&feature=player_embedded#at=64
-ovaries explode-
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xirishbabeex4 · 1 decade ago
WHAT THE HELL, we're on the same cycle. xDD
i was home alone earlier so i put on the prom queen episode and fast forwarded it to blaine's prom performance. i didn't know my tv could go to level 60 volume:D it was shaking my living room floor it was so loud. and i was just screaming along to every song. it was great; having a glee party all by myself.
i just needed to share it with someone(x come join me next time!
and yes, i'll wait patiently for muh novel, pwomisssse:3
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xirishbabeex4 · 1 decade ago
oh my goshh. happy 2-month klainiversary. they kissed two months ago today.(:
*anxiously awaits novel*
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xirishbabeex4 · 1 decade ago
HAHAHA YOU'RE RIGHT, I LAUGHED AND WEPT. that's pretty good though. doby. aah, speechless. xD and after you poured your heart out about hp. d'aw.
FACCCCKKKK, I HAVE TO REWRITE THE WHOLE THING.
spongebob references? you're the best. haha waitterrr? just bring us an infinite supply of glasses because i promise you we will not stop making these two beautiful boys kiss until the night is over. so just, yeah. more glassses. now.
aaaw mmaan, now i have pterodactyls in MY tummmy! how'd you do that?
haha thannnks, i just kinda made it. but yours is greaaat, i dig itt. dig it? no? oh, i thought we were being ghetto here, fresh2death. xD. YEAH. nojk, i actually do like that a lot. i also like sexyisanerd. lawwwl.(:
z0mG i LURRRRVVVVE BLAIN IM G0NNNAZ MARRRY HIM11!1ONE!!ONE
let's kill them all.
dude, i know. i believed the drake and josh thing with all my heart. even when their last episode, that Christmas movie, came out in like 2008, it was still a big deal.
and i know, really, no one's mom is gonna be like "okay if 923848923409 random strangers on the interwebz say i should stop smoking then i will". like get reaaaalll mann.
now you have me all thinking about an onstage kliss. i LITERALLY would die, like my heart would cease to work and my cause of death would be too much exposure to adorableness.
HEY WOAH, whatchu got against northerners!:P new england is pretty chill, even though we think fifty degrees means summer and we say things like "wicked awesome". it's whatever. (:
yeaaaaaaaaaaaah ramen noodles! you're consistently gaining so many points in my theoretical book of points. i could LIVE off of ramen.
i think mostly everyone has gotten emotional about HP. JKR said when she wrote the scene in deathly hallows where harry enters the woods, she cried for hours. &that's where i cried the hardest, by farrrr! aaw, me and JK have things in common!
huzzaaahh.
haha i love those pictures! honestly i was waiting for the next picture chord tweeted to be of chris and darren napping together. ahahah, someone would have a new desktop background!
(hint: me. i would make that picture my desktop background.)
my current one is a shirtless picture of darren from when he was at coachella :)
yeah i loved nightmare on elm street actually!:D i ended up staying at my friend's house until like eleven because we started watching it and we had to see the whole thing. it was super good.
YESSSS, GLEE FANGIRL TIME. I'M SO READY.
HIS SQUEALLL(: and blaine, holy crap he's just so cute. i love when they're holding hands and blaine seems reluctant about going to prom. and then kurt pulls his hands away but if you watch blaine after, he like leans forward like "no wait, i still wanna hold hands!" SO CUTE. i lovvvved their breadstix scene.
kurt babbby please never cry again. you got blaine now! cheer up hunnny.
honestly i want sam and mercedes to go together now:D they don't really go well at all but hey, whatever. she deserves someone! finallly:P
i felt sooo bad for artie! the song was so fitting and he put all that effort into singing for brit and she just shot him down:P
honestly i like brit a lot but santana bugs me sooo much these days. like she's soooo selfish. so i'm not sure how i feel about britana yet:P
DARRREN TIME! MY SPECIALTY.
i still have trouble breathing when i think about how he said "i.. am crazzzy about you" to kurt. there's a tumblr audio thing where you just click it and it plays his voice just saying that. and if you listen to it through headphones? SDFJKSGHJLAKS. I CAN'T EXPLAIN. xD
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. i dunno if you noticed, but you know the part where they're in the hallway and kurt's crying and pacing and blaine's sitting on the floor? when he says "so whaddayou wanna do?", DARREN BATS HIS EYELASHES. like is he TRYING to kill me? if you didn't catch that, go on hulu or something and just watch darren's eyes when he says that. aaaaaaaaaw.(:
ALSO, holy crap. so you know how at prom, for a lot of the scenes it just kinda showed the group of kids as a whole all dancing without like focusing in on anyone? and each of those shots only lasted a few seconds? well SOMEHOW, some tumblr pervert like paused one of those scenes and found darren in the croud. and then they zoomed in and slowed it down and you can see chris behind him, and they're like GRINDING.
..i'm pretty sure that wasn't scripted. i'm pretty sure that was just chris colfer and darren criss grinding each other. help me to breathe, i can't even..
way to go tom milsom on mee. BUT I AGREE WITH YOU& TOM. darren. let me love you . xD
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xirishbabeex4 · 1 decade ago
i just read a t-shirt that said
"keep calm and fangirl on
despite the fact that darren criss has a girlfriend and your dreams have been crushed"
i totally would have bought it if it wasn't for that soul-crushing last bit.. :'(
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xirishbabeex4 · 1 decade ago
JERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK.
ahahahahahaha you're so mean! xD
justkidding, we're all friends here. let's start.
WE'RE NOT CRAZY AT ALL, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. we just enjoy it when chris and darren kiss at their wedding! what's wrong with that? nothing is wrong with that. bring kaitlyn and i two more glasses please. thank you very much.
kiss!
yeah, write things! ;D
haah NOT A RAPIST(: my skype is livelavaloren , youknow, like livelavalive except with my name. YEAH.
hahahah stupid non-starkid fangirls who only know darren from glee. let's blame the world's problems on them.
ohmygosh i remember that petition and i was soo excited and yeah it's completely fake.
so. angry.
haha woah woah woah wait, no way do you get mitchell and kyle and ALL of SOA and michael. we'll need some more clones .
I GIVE UP. you are dirty and you were dirty before you met me. i wasn't even all that dirty until i started the fanfiction reading, so we should blame the authors for simultaneously pleasing and poisoning our minds.
20 and a half hours til gleeee prommmm!
haha onstage kliss. now that's all i can think about. you insane fangirl.
hahah how can anything padfoot be gross? that's so sad!
yes yes yes i cried at all of those! harry potter is the most unexpectedly emotional series ever!
and yes i cried about sam! of course i did, and with stacy saying "don't cry sammy". goodness i just melted. i cry at one point or another in nearly every episode.
I LOVE THOSE PICTURES, hhaha chris is just innocently slumbering(:
duuuuuuuuuuude, i watched nightmare on elm street 2010 for the first time when i was hanging out with my friend making butterbeer! crazzzzyyy.
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xirishbabeex4 · 1 decade ago
it's just a little make up, draco wake up.
...stuck in my head. (:
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xirishbabeex4 · 1 decade ago
i sincerely apologize for not answering for multiple days! i was with my friend and then i was with my cousins and then it was mothers day and then school and then softball and now here i am. but that's no excuse for not answering a witty biffuhl! alll of my comments from now on will be like within the same day:D
ANYWWAY. so it's 7:18 now, let's see how long this takes me:)
hahahaha the wedding! yeah our glasses would keep breaking and every time we got a new one we'd murder it with more vicious fork clanks.
i'm pretty excited for this to happen.
& yeah, get started on the fanfiction right away!
hahah i see how that could happen. my mom was probably a little skeptical lol. but i promise i'm not a rapist or something. xD i'm actually a fourteen year old girl who lives in massachusetts. i can like skype you if you need proof. (x
but damn, that sounds like a horrible dream! and it was all my fault! awww, tell your sub-conscience i apologize.
but hey, getting featured in a newspaper is awesome!:DD good job!
i would love them to bring back drake and josh! yeah mannn, let's get that petition around(x
YAY, fellow beardlover! explosion wednesday is a thing, i don't even care. but yes i'm sure he'd lend us the cloning machine so you, chris and i could all have a darren. aw:)
Lies and slander! I would bet my life that you had a dirty mind much before i met you! and the klaine stuff is amazing, so hush because you can't even pretend it didn't turn you on. YEAH, I WENT THERE.
:DD
AH, A KLISSSS. i swear, if chris colfer and darren criss kiss on that stage, i will never be the same again. my mom's gonna have to like physically drag me from the concert. i'd just be frozen.
and the tv one, holllllyyy craapp. i watch it like every day xD it's just so beyond cute.
HEY, you'd be going crazy if you saw them too! *cough cough* equally as big of a fangirl*cough cough cough*
cough is a funny word.
cough.
cough.
like what?
anyhowwww,
butterbeer, yes! it was faaantastic! lol i have a few cool friends, not all of them (x
actualllly, i got that recipe from mugglenet. bahaha, you physic.
oh my gosh me too! and i cried in the last book when harry goes into the forest and goes
"you'll stay with me?"
and james goes
"til the very end"
page 700. i cried and cried and cried!
hah yay for kaitlyn reading lots of klaine! it won't disappoint!
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why i love twitter= ^^^
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xirishbabeex4 · 1 decade ago
oh and i like your plan for us to share darren. when he goes with you, i apologize if he's tired because of me the day before. or, night before, rather.
DIRTINESS INTENDED. BWAHAHAH.
oh man, i'm insane..
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xirishbabeex4 · 1 decade ago
okay, time to write you things for a solid half hour or so.
let's get started.
thank you for sharing your RB blasting. we we we so excited, we so excited.
hahah AAAAAAAAAAW okay now i need the wedding to occur. &yes, start with your fanfiction writing career as soon as possible. i would read every single story ahaha.
so yeah, we'd die and come back to life. and you know at wedding dinners when you clank your fork to your glass the couple is supposed to kiss?
i think our dinner glasses would be permanently damaged from all the fork clanking we would do that night.
hahahah we're just sitting next to them at the table like "I DON'T CARE IF WE JUST DID THIS, YOU NEED TO KISS AGAIN DAMNITTT"
and then chris's pale cheeks would flush pink but darren wouldn't care, he'd shamelessly kiss him. DAW.
before i say more, i have a story!
so i was in the middle of typing this novel, thinking about what to say, when i realized i had to go brush my teeth. so this happened:
(brushing my teeth; my mom walks by the bathroom)
me: hey mom?
mom: yeah?
me: can we go to north carolina?
mom(strange look): ..why...
me: my cool internet friend lives there, i gotta go talk about darren criss.
mom: oh. uh.. no. good night.(walks off)
durrrn. at least i tried.
xD
okay, what were we discussing next?
*opens microsoft word document onto which kaitlyn's most recent novel has been copied and pasted*
oh yeah!
iCarly, yeaaah bro:D and i was friends with james from big time rush on facebook before big time rush. he was on an episode of icarly for like five minutes and i thought he was adorable so i found him on facebook and talked to him a couple times. now he deleted his facebook. AGH.
and drake& josh is one of my favorite shows to this day. legit man.
bahaah hermione can't draw! yeah, let's start a petition to get lauren lopez on nickelodeon.
lololol you know what, Kaitlyn? don't pretend you didn't enjoy the fanfiction you read.;D and i didn't write it, i just enjoyed it! yeah, don't pretend i dirtied your mind, ms shining glory. ahahahahaha
haha i probably will have a literal heart attack when i see darren in person.
and i was thinking, when they perform on the glee live tour, they have to be in character. so i'm gonna be watching kurt and blaine up there. and, and and and kurt and blaine are dating. so what if they like.. KSDJFSK i can't even think about that. if they do so much as look at each other flirtily, my heart will stop working. i can promise you that. i am sure of this.
GAH.
not sure if you watch wheezy waiter on youtube, but if you do, we can use his cloning machine on darren! if you don't know what i'm talking about, go watch. :) i'm assuming you do though, cause that seems to be how you are ;D
YAY, HAPPY HANKO DE MAYO!
i did literally laugh out loud when you commented that you might be seeing darren from behind a bush. i feel like you& i would be really good at that.
adding to bucket list:
-spy on darren criss through his window from behind a hedge with kaitlyn.
it'll happen.
the worst, best, easiest, hardest, most frustrating game is probably the best description of mario kart i've ever heard. (x
haha dude so i went to my friend ricky's house and we made butterbeer(SO DELICIOUS) and watched deathly hallows part one again and had a duel using lit sparklers as wands as we yelled spells at each other. and then we read the part in deathly hallows where harry kills voldemort and blasted some wrock. and it was the best thing ever. I LOVE HAVING DORKS AS FRIENDS.
but yes, RIP the many casualties of the battle of hogwarts. especially fred. cause in the morning harry and ginny were kissing and then they notice him standing in the kitchen with tea and he goes, "morrrr-ning..!" and i laughed for a good ten minutes.
do you remember that part of the movie? pretty good stuff, ahaha.
YEAAAH all done. your turrrrrn!
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xirishbabeex4 · 1 decade ago
I just took a nap and had a dream that I went to the glee concert and Darren brought me onstage during teenage dream and I hugged Chris colfer and holy I'm so pathetic xD and then I woke up and was so majorly upset that it was a dream. Haha ohhh man.
Your novel will be coming soon! Very soon;)
And okay, I don't want to get involved but @love_me_4 , please stop disgracing massachusetts by constanly saying how you're from boston. It's irrelevant and not everyone from Boston is like you, so just give it up. Pretty annoying. Kbye
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xirishbabeex4 · 1 decade ago
oh good, i'm glad it's not just me. xD
YES, novel! those make my day, i swear.
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xirishbabeex4 · 1 decade ago
i think i've become entirely too dependent on your comments. i'm like,
must.. discuss.. glee..
oh, and harry potter and youtube and video games and darren criss's hair and his wedding with chris colfer. see, no one else would talk about this for so long! thus, you're awesome.
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xirishbabeex4 · 1 decade ago
dude, you need to start writing some fanfiction! that wedding description was like the cutest thing eververvevrvrvvrr. i pictured that really really well, with darren's adorable face being all excited and chris's perfect little smile:) and i agree that chris would be the one walking. like he just would.
a beach wedding would be good too!:D wait, if they're both guys, do they still get to have bridesmaids? hmm.. well, if they do, you and i will just be in dresses standing off to the side near the altar, most likely crying. and darren will ever so slightly glance over to us and wink just before he kisses chris for the first time as his husband. and we'll just melt.
hahaa, okay loren, calm down.
i think i've seen misfits before, but i agree about lauren! i can just see her like rolling around on the floor. xD &icarly is the best. i'm fourteen and i watch shows intended for nine year olds. JUDGE MEEEEE. ;D
lololololol shining glory. it's not dirty until you say it's dirty, kaitlyn. that whole mindset was totally avoidable. xDD funny, nevertheless.
hahah i would assist you in taking down that person who cut darren's hair. if they ever try that again...
he must realize. i heard there were some girls like crying and hyperventilating at a meet& greet. see if i met someone like darren a part of my would be struggling to let my inner obsessive fangirl out but i don't think i'd let it. because that's creepy and makes it awkward for whatever famous person it is.
smart boys. yes. all the way.
augh, please can i marry darren? please? i've been good..
do we know how old tom is? i can't figure it out. & do you watch michael buckley. i LOVE him. he's awesome. whattthebuck.
hanko de mayo is in like 3 days :O
i think i'm gonna buy L4D hah. actually, my brother might have it.
mario kart is super frustrating but like super addicting as well. conflicted video games..
I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW THAT VIDEO AHH. everything he says and does is flawwwwwwwlessssss. oh mann.:) i can't believe i'm gonna see him in person in like 35 days. mindfuck. i can't get my head around that.
hmm. you'll have to cue me in on that. but yeah i also heard they might have just announced it recently because re-election is fairly soon, dunno.
yay, another novel complete!
OH GUESS WHAT.
i'm going to my friend ricky's house today to celebrate the anniversary of voldemort's death! he died today, however many years ago:DDD we're gonna have sparklers and watch deathly halllows and make butterbeer and i'm just so excited.
on a sadder note, the battle of hogwarts was also today, however many years ago. RIP Fred Weasley, Nymphandora Tonks, Remus Lupin, &Colin Creevey. :'(
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xirishbabeex4 · 1 decade ago
three cheers for me posting on your wall like four times in a row! xD but noseriously, watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z2TA0qenwc&feature=player_embedded#at=22
you won't regret it, though you may explode!:)
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