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1. xilovehimx77
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2011 7:30pm UTC
   Drake & Josh Quote #5
   Josh: Me and Yooka decided to see Puppet Fever instead.
   Crazy Steve: Well, that's going to be a little problem.
   See, when you asked me to find that movie for you,
   I spent 5 hours on the phone tracking it down,
   and talking Helen into letting me screen it for you,
   so now that I've done all that,
   SOMEBODY'S GOING TO BE WATCHING ICK GLOKMAH TONIGHT,
   OR ELSE SOMEBODY'S GOING TO BE AN ORGAN DONOR
   BEFORE THEIR 17TH BIRTHDAY, JOSH NICHOLS!!
   
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2. xilovehimx77
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   November 19, 2011 6:10pm UTC
   Drake & Josh Quote #4
   Eric: I guess it means he's back in World War II.
   Papa Nichols: [uses his slipper as a walkie-talkie]
   General Patton, sir. I've just been captured by two German nerds.
   Eric: Oh, no, no, no, no, sir. We're not Germans.
   Papa Nichols: That's just what a German would say.
   Eric: No, no, no. You don't understand...
   Papa Nichols: No, no. You will not capture me. [conks Eric in the head] Never!
   Craig: Eric.
   [Papa Nichols takes him and swings him over the couch]
   Aaaaahhhh!
   Papa Nichols: U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A., U-S-A! U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A.
   
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3. xilovehimx77
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   November 19, 2011 5:59pm UTC
   Drake & Josh Quote #3
   [Drake knocks at Kelly's door, only to have Mrs. Hayfer answer it]
   Mrs. Hayfer: Drake?!
   Drake: Mrs. Hayfer?! What are you doing here?!
   Mrs. Hayfer: Watching OR and I'm missing Natalin's coenauscopy.
   What are you doing on my front porch?
   Drake: Wait. Isn't this Kelly's address?
   Mrs. Hayfer: Wait...YOU'RE the boy who's been dating my daughter?
   Drake: You're Kelly's mom!?
   Mrs. Hayfer: I'm going to be sick.
   Drake: Yeah, right there with you.
   
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4. xilovehimx77
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   November 19, 2011 5:45pm UTC
   Drake & Josh Quote #2
   Josh: I hated the fourth grade. It was my awkward stage.
   Drake: And this is...?
   
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5. xilovehimx77
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   November 11, 2011 8:55pm UTC
   Drake & Josh Quote #1
   Drake:
   [to Josh, who's dressed as Miss Nancy]
   Why are you dressed like Queen Latifah?!
   
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6. xilovehimx77
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   November 6, 2011 11:50am UTC
   When I love I give it all I've got Like my mother does When I'm scared, I bow my head and pray Like my mother does When I feel weak and unpretty I know I'm beautiful and strong Because I see myself like my mother does.
   
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7. xilovehimx77
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   November 3, 2011 7:48am UTC
   Alex Gaskarth :
   “My favorite songs on the album consist of a lovely ballad called Therapy which is about every kid’s nightmare when people are telling you that you need to get help but all you really want is a hug.”
   
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8. xilovehimx77
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   October 30, 2011 11:41am UTC
   If you've ever been called
   "ugly",
   put this as your quote
   &
   whoever
   [♥]'s it
   disagrees.
   
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9. xilovehimx77
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   October 24, 2011 9:09pm UTC
   Thirty Day Challenge!
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   Day 1: Best Friend.
   Dear Anay,
   You're amazing , in so many ways , that haven't even been invented yet . You've always been there for me , and I love everything about you . You're like the sister I never got , and bestfriends I've always wanted . I love you with all of my heart ! Forever and always , my love . You're beautiful , inside and out . You've got the biggest heart (in a good way) And alot of people love you . So don't think you're not loved . Because you are . Don't let ANYBODY bring you down , Or I'll murder them ! :) Because , you know who you are . i love you girl
   
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10. xilovehimx77
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    October 24, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    ♥---------------------
    "I wasn't drunk!"
    "Dude, you threw my basketball through the window and yelled,
    10 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!”
    
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11. xilovehimx77
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    October 16, 2011 5:38pm UTC
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12. xilovehimx77
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    October 16, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    I'm not clumsy.
    It's just the tables and chairs are bullies,
    the floor hates me,
    & the wall gets in the way.
    
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13. xilovehimx77
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    October 15, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    What % are you hated in school??
    [x] Gotten a referral
    []Gotten detention
    []Gotten your cell phone/iPod taken away
    []Gotten suspended
    [x]Gotten caught chewing gum during class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 2
    []Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
    [x] Didnt do homework over 5 times
    [] Returned at least 2 projects in late
    TOTAL SO FAR: 3
    [] Missed school cause you felt like it
    [] skipped class at least 1 time
    [x] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 4
    [x] Texted people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    TOTAL SO FAR: 8
    [x] Went on myspace,facebook,, xanga , or Witty on the computer at school
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [] Called people during school hours
    [x] Listened to an ipod/ cd player/mp3 during class
    [x] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
    TOTAL SO FAR: 12
    [x] Gotten a call home
    [] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [] Gotten a detention and didn't go
    [] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
    [] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
    TOTAL SO FAR: 14
    [x] Slept in class
    [] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket
    [] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher)
    [] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
    [x] Treat the teacher as invisible
    TOTAL: 16
    now times this by 3…
    48% hated.
    
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14. xilovehimx77
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    October 10, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    Those,
    -silly conversations we had
    &
    -those nights where we stayed up late talking to each other.
    I miss every single one of them. ♥
    
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15. xilovehimx77
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    October 10, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    hold your breath & press x, stop when you cant breath anymore.
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16. xilovehimx77
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    October 10, 2011 4:11pm UTC
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17. xilovehimx77
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    October 10, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    Baby, I just ran out of band-aids
    I don't even know where to start
    'Cause you can bandage the damage
    You never really can fix a heart
    
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18. xilovehimx77
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    October 9, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    Moonwalking into
    jail, because,
    you're a smooth criminal.nthmfthst
    
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19. xilovehimx77
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    October 9, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    Honestly Survey ッ
    Honestly, are you in love right now? Maybe
    Honestly, what color is your underwear? That's personal..
    Honestly, what's on your mind right now? Him...
    Honestly, what are you doing right now? Texting
    Honestly, what did you do today? Woke up?
    Honestly, do you think you are attractive? No.
    Honestly, have you done something bad today? Not really.
    Honestly, do you watch Disney channel? Sometimes
    Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? No
    Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time? music & friends.
    Honestly, do you bite your nails? Not really..
    Honestly, what is your mood right now? Sad
    Honestly, who do you want to see at this very moment? no one.
    Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret? Yeah
    Honestly, do you hate someone right now? Yeah
    Honestly, who/what do you want to hug right now? Him ♥
    Honestly, do your wrists hurt? Um, no?
    Honestly, are you in denial? nope
    Honestly, is it easier to talk on Facebook than in person? Sometimes
    Honestly, does anyone like you? Oui(:
    Honestly, is it going anywhere with them? No ):
    Honestly, did you answer all these questions honestly? yepp
    
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20. xilovehimx77
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    October 9, 2011 12:07pm UTC
    Spongebob Quote
    Psst, Squidward, I'm working in the kitchen... at night! Hey Squidward, guess what? I'm chopping lettuce... at night! Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom... at night! OW I burned my hand!... at night!
    -SpongeBob SquarePants
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