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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:18pm UTC

if you think
I’m attractive, you probably have the world’s lowest standards

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macccy_xo
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 3:07pm UTC

"dude look at the personality on that girl"
"dang man i'd talk to her all night long"

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Me: ~sees cat outside my door~
Me: ~picks up cat and puts her on my bed~
Me: So, how're you baby boo? ~pets cat~
Cat: ~immediately jumps off bed and runs out of the room~
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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 9:12pm UTC

have you ever
thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 8:19pm UTC

Oh, you got a 97 on a test and your upset about it?
here, use my 56 to dry your tears.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:26pm UTC

it’s so strange
that autumn is so beautiful,
but everything is really dying...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC

let us have a moment of silence
for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 3:45pm UTC

Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!.
Me: That's silly there's no such thing as- OMG IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
Me: Just kidding, he only eats kids.
Me: Goodnight.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 5:12pm UTC

Someone should pull a prank on Justin Bieber where he goes
somewhere crowded and they hire a bunch of teenage girls to pretend they don't know who he is and just see how p.ssed off he gets.

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Steve
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 9:36am UTC

You die twice.
Once when your physical body dies and once more when your name is spoken for the last time.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 2:51pm UTC

I really can't picture
anyone having a crush on me.
I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep,
or telling their friends about me.
I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said Hi to them,
or even just smiled at them.
I can't picture someone smiling at the computer screen
or their cell phones when we're talking..

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 8:52pm UTC

i bet our entire universe is just
in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in an alien child's room as a science project he got a C- on

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 3:00pm UTC

"I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair"
Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. So, I embrace my sh.tty writing.

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 4:33pm UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:20pm UTC

duck, duck, goose is literally the only game
where you can hit people on the head and run away laughing

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 1:49pm UTC

Do you ever
just stare at really attractive people and think
“how” ?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 12:53pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Saying "dad and mom" just feels wrong.
kind of like saying "josh and drake".

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 3:14pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 12:52pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Disney Channel is like that one close friend
you had when you were little that grew up to be an ásshole.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 2:16pm UTC

making a joke
in front of a ton of people
and having them all crack up
is one if the most beautiful feelings
you’ll ever feel.
Don’t deny it.

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