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  1. CMPSunday CMPSunday
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 8:37pm UTC
    I hate it
    it is so cruel and untrue, i hate it, it is heartless and hopeless, i hate it,
    we are all just robots walking the same way, talking the same way,
    and dreams die every day, in this cruel
    W o r l d
    format but secretsunspoken_x

  2. CMPSunday CMPSunday
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 9:49pm UTC
    I officially decided
    there is no way to pick between
    Team Edward or Team Jacob
    so I'm going with team threesome

    My best friend Maggie said this today! I could Not stop laughing!!!! format: CMPSunday

  3. CMPSunday CMPSunday
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 11:06am UTC

    walk in the rain smell the flowers
    stop along the way build sandcastles
    go on field trips find out how
    t h i n g s w o r k t e l l s t o r i e s
    say the magic words trust the universe
    Bruce Williamson
    format by cmpsunday

  4. xdanielle3 xdanielle3
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    "You are what you eat."
    That's strange.
    I don't think I've eaten
    any sexy beasts today.

  5. Trishaaa Trishaaa
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    Popular Kid: -Sneezes-
    Everyone else: God bless your little kind soul, you beautiful precious little cutie!
    1111
    Me: -Sneezes-
    Class:
    Teacher:
    Crush:
    Weird kid:
    Tree:
    Birds:
    Voldemort:
    Peeta:
    Sun:
    Leaves:
    Chair:
    Desk:
    Pencil:
    Banana:
    Me:1111 Bless me.

  6. _kidsinlove _kidsinlove
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Zack & Cody graduated
    Hannah Montana is going to college
    Lizzie McGuire had a baby
    Harry Potter is married with kids
    Probably time for me to
    stop laughing when people say "poop"

  7. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    "Witty just isn't the same anymore. I miss the old Witty :("
    -Member Since May 19, 2012

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I love you!
    Boy: I love you more!
    *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    Girl: Where is he?
    Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
    Girl: (Starts crying)
    Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

  9. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    No headphones= You can talk to me.
    1 headphone= You can talk to me if I like you.
    2 Headphones= F*ck off

  10. LaceyyLee21 LaceyyLee21
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    Find Someone
    who will change your l i f e , not just your r e l a t i o n s h i p s t a t u s .

  11. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Everyone says that high school
    is the best time of your life.
    Not for me though.
    High school
    destroyed me.

  12. remembermex3 remembermex3
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    So today...
    .
    I went to Hallmark to find my mom a birthday card. Beside me, an elderly man was standing in front of the Valentines card section contemplating which one to get. He found what he wanted and went to wait in line to check out. I found my mom a card, and got in line behind him. It turns out, he was a few cents short, so I gave him the spare quarters in my pocket to help him pay. He thanked me, and I smiled and asked “are you getting a Valentine’s Day for your wife?”
    He smiled a little, and then replied: "My wife died 3 years ago, but Valentines Day was our anniversary and I still buy her roses and a card every year and bring them to her grave to prove to her that she is the only one that will ever have my heart."
    True love still exists.

  13. foreverfascinatedxx foreverfascinatedxx
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    That amazing moment
    When he chooses you over her♥
    nmf♥

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    Distance is just
    A TEST to see
    HOW FAR
    love can travel
    Jlynn_ColorTemplates

  15. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    "WHY IS OUR GENERATION SO DEPRESSED?"
    "BECAUSE MAYBE WE'RE THE FIRST ONES TO
    REALIZE HOW SCREWED UP THIS WORLD IS."

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    SOMETIMES
    WHAT
    DOESN'T
    KILL YOU
    MAKES YOU
    WISH IT
    DID

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Everybody wants to change the world,
    But nobody wants to change.
    format by jimmy365

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    if you watch Mean Girls backwards,
    it's about a girl who gets so unpopular that she has to move to Africa.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    If the world ends on 12/21/12
    I will be spending my last Valentine's Day single. Now are you depressed?

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    You should have opened your eyes sooner.
    I was crazy for you

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