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Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*

  1. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 11:09am UTC
    It don't run in our blood,
    that kind of luxe just ain't for us.
    We crave a different kind of buzz

  2. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 11:04am UTC
    Girl, put your records on, tell me your favourite song
    You go ahead, let your hair
    down
    Sapphire and faded jeans, I hope you get your dreams,
    Just go ahead, let your hair down

  3. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 8:08am UTC
    I sing everything. My maths homework, my conversations, cooking ingredients, the narnia soundtrack, and everything else!
    Format by x_laughingwiththemoon_x

  4. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 2:49pm UTC
    Which do you like better? Potato salad or coleslaw? You better say potato salad...

  5. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 9:19am UTC
    "The tongue is the sharpest knife in disguise because it kills without drawing blood. "
    - Musings of a Modern Muslimah by veil_24
    Format by x_laughingwiththemoon_x

  6. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 6:15am UTC
    Happiness is three syllables, but holds thousands of dreams and visions. It takes five seconds to spell, a lifetime to achieve.
    - Confessions of a Muslim Girl by LoveUnconditionally Format by Urbanlayoutsxoxo

  7. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 6:22am UTC
    Mum: Get of your phone! It's like you're on drugs!
    Me: Yeah. Totally.
    Mum: See what I mean!
    format by fake_a_smile

  8. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 2:33pm UTC
    Friend: *compliments me* Me: Well, duh! This is Saira you're talking to after all! THE QUEEN OF ALL THINGS AWESOME!! Me: I'm so modest! *shy giggle* format by fake_a_smile

  9. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 2:28pm UTC
    Daughter: I'm not your slave! Mother: Well it's a good job you aren't beacuse I'd have taken you back to the slave dealer for a refund. Note: I didn't come up with this. I saw it on TV. format by fake_a_smile

  10. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 2:00pm UTC
    "One day your head will become so unbearably big, it will fall of your shoulders and roll around on the ground. And everyone will kick it, because that's what it deserves."
    -Me
    Format by Urbanlayoutsxoxo

  11. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 2:40pm UTC
    = Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?Me: I decided to have a social life. format by fake_a_smile

  12. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    I hate it when... people take selfies but don't look at the camera. Like, "Yeah, I'm taking a mugshot of myself." format by fake_a_smile

  13. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 4:09pm UTC
    Friend: ...and that's how you do it. Me: Oh! Now I get it! Me: *in head* I don't get it.

  14. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 2:43pm UTC
    Education is a vaccine against ignorance format by fake_a_smile

  15. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 2:03pm UTC
    Radishes stink of farts. format by fake_a_smile

  16. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 11:15am UTC
    Remember when we we were little, and I stole your pencil so you weren't my friend? format by fake_a_smile

  17. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 1:48pm UTC
    Sister: You're such a drama queen. Emphasis on 'queen'.Brother: SHUT UP! *hits her*Sister: If you wanted a hug, you could've said!Me: Wow.

  18. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 4:16pm UTC
    OMG! Can I tell you something! I... have the Littlest Pet Shop.. theme song ON MY PHONE!!

  19. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 3:57pm UTC
    I was scrolling through my quotes and laughing at my lameness. BUT that doesn't mean I've stopped being awesome...

  20. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 3:53pm UTC
    Women who seek to become equal to men lack ambition.

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