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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2014 5:37pm UTC
    dealing with my anger by ferociously chewing off gummy bear heads and pretending theyre my enemies

  2. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2014 3:22pm UTC
    #HappyInternationalFanGirlDay

  3. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2014 7:36pm UTC
    me: *dies*
    mom: no get up you've still got to go to school

  4. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2014 2:50pm UTC
    Me: I play way too much pokemon...
    Me: I played pokemon until 5:30 am last night...
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *continues playing*

  5. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2014 5:14pm UTC
    Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

  6. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2014 4:00pm UTC
    Roses are red, I'm going to bed.

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2014 5:39pm UTC
    So many songs to download so little motivation

  8. TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R * TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R *
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2014 10:40am UTC
    steve commented on my quote. i feel like a celebrity.

  9. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2014 3:57pm UTC
    YouTube: "This video is not available in your country." Where the hell am I from? Narnia?!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  11. Ashleyray123 Ashleyray123
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 8:14am UTC
    Why does sadness attract people, while happiness makes them overlook things?
    Why does being sick appeal to people, while being healthy sounds uninteresting?
    Why do people want to be seen as broken, instead of being whole?
    So many people want to make thier lives more interesting
    by trying to force more issues on themselves, or making their situation seem worse
    than it is?
    What most people don't realize is, even though sadness, illness and depression
    are made to look lovely and mysterious in the media,
    in reality, its not lovely to be sad, its tragic and unhealthy
    its not lovely to have an illness, its tragic, boring, scary, and unhealthy
    its not mysterious to be depressed, because everyone say they are depressed now
    when you admit you are depressed, you are not being unique
    because there are probably millions of people in the world that claim they are depressed
    depression isn't special and having it doesn't make you special
    yea, people have depression, people have tough lives
    this doesn't mean you have to be so focused on how miserable you are
    and how bad you have it, because somewhere, right now, someone has it much more
    because its selfish in ways
    misery isn't a competition
    you say you want to be lovely?
    then why not try to be influential, instead of selfish?

  12. coco7* coco7*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 10:05am UTC
    Growing up we didn't have a lot of money, but my parents gave me a different idea of what being "rich" meant. They said they were the richest people in the world because they us children, each other, and God.

  13. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 11:27am UTC
    when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud.

  14. Ashleyray123 Ashleyray123
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    May 18, 2014 11:41am UTC
    Did anyone else know that there is actually a Wikipedia article on "Thigh gaps"?
    I mean, really? I think a part of my brain just died, realizing how many stupid people are in the world......

  15. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 12:13pm UTC
    Every mother gave birth to normal kids but my mom gave birth to a legend. congrats mom 💕

  16. Ashleyray123 Ashleyray123
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 12:30pm UTC
    Acting dumb doesn't make you look cute
    It just makes you look, well.....dumb

  17. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 12:31pm UTC
    Reasons to date me:
    1.
    2.
    3.
    4.
    5. Please

  18. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 12:41pm UTC
    before running: AW YEAH LETS DO THIS
    during running: i hate my life my legs hurt & i can't breathe & i have 2 miles to go & this song sucks

  19. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 12:42pm UTC
    I just unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter expect a song to be written about me in 2 days.

  20. Tilly* Tilly*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 2:57pm UTC
    adding "and sh\t" to the end of a sentance
    makes it sound cooler and sh\t

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