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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 10:09am EST
    that annoying moment when...
    your friends make it REALLY obvious that you like your crush.

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 10:17am EST
    Texting an entire paragraph
    getting a one word reply
    thinking,"i'm done here".
    paperlung's format

  3. braziliansoccerbabe11 braziliansoccerbabe11
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 8:17am EST
    kiss me if i'm wrong,
    b u t d i n o s a u r s s t i l l e x i s t , r i g h t ?

  4. LoveISAllWeGot LoveISAllWeGot
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 10:43am EST


    Every year, Grandma gets
    runover by
    a reindeer,
    Santa, this year if i leave extra cookies,
    will you aim for my ex instead?


    ❄ ❄


    format ThatsSoMeee ♥♥

  5. BeMineBieber_xo BeMineBieber_xo
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 2:37pm EST
    This format by PaperLung. fave if, your ending 2011 single Lyrics from the song 'Meet Me At The Gates' by Blessthefall. comment If, your not.

  6. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 5:06pm EST
    that depressing moment when
    you finish unwrapping all your presents

  7. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 9:00am EST
    For Christmas ,
    i got to skype with my sister, whys this such a big deal?
    because shes in the navy, & shes in greece so she sadly wont be home for christmas or my big 16.♥
    i love you sisssy :)

  8. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 5:11pm EST
    daughter:"daddy why is Santas sack so big?"
    dad: "because he only comes once a year"
    fave ♥ if you get it

  9. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 1:59pm EST
    'Dinners ready'
    'OKAY, I'M COMING!'
    *Stays on computer*

  10. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 2:03pm EST
    That moment of panic when
    when the person cutting your hair says "whoops".

  11. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 1:55pm EST
    The awkward moment
    When you actually have to tell
    someone that you
    are being sarcastic.

  12. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 1:49pm EST
    The awesome moment when
    when you're telling a lie and your best friend
    notices and joins you.


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  14. Abbi521 Abbi521
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 6:03am EDT
    I wish music played in dramatic moments of my life
    And not just in movies

  15. Funkymonkyem Funkymonkyem
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 6:03am EDT
    You officaly
    Fail At Life

  16. iloveedanixax3 iloveedanixax3
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 4:52am EDT
    I DON'T MIND IFYOU'RESTRAIGHTJUST DON'T FLAUNT IT IN PUBLIC♥ WHEN ARE YOUGOING TOTELL YOURPARENTSTHAT YOU'RE STRAIGHT?♥SO, WHENEXACTLY DID YOUDECIDETO BESTRAIGHT?♥

  17. CutSoDeep CutSoDeep
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 4:53am EDT
    If anyone has cut before, just know... You are not alone. I am right there beside you. If you wanna talk..
    Comment on my profile.

  18. beebeebounce beebeebounce
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 5:24am EDT
    anyone can give up, its the easiest thing to do
    but to hold it together, when everyone thought you were falling apart
    thats true strength

  19. Den013 Den013
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 5:24am EDT
    4 stages of life:
    1) You believe in Santa.
    2) You don't believe in Santa.
    3) You're Santa.
    4) You look like Santa

  20. emilyxxox* emilyxxox*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 11:05pm EDT
    That awkward moment when you
    go scuba diving and see adele
    rolling in the deep...

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