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  1. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    Teacher: What's your favourite excercise?
    Me: Chewing.

  2. ToSing_ToCry ToSing_ToCry
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    You text him, he doesn't text back.
    He was obviously so excited that
    you texted him that he fainted.
    nmq :)

  3. yayrey yayrey
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 6:26pm UTC
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  4. thatonegirlwho thatonegirlwho
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 1:02pm UTC
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  5. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    She's sitting in her room,
    and in her bed she lies.
    With the music turned up loud,
    to drown out all her cries.
    She keeps reading through the texts,
    that she knows 'sorry' just won't fix.
    And she's dreaming of a place,
    where happy endings still exsist.
    She keeps going through the photo's,
    and all of the memories fade to black.
    And the thought keeps running through her mind,
    "He'll never take me back."
    He's sitting in his bedroom,
    lying on his bed.
    Reading through the messages,
    regretting everything he said.
    The x-box is on the floor,
    along with every game.
    And he used to play with her,
    but now it's not the same.
    His music's turned up loud,
    to drown out all his cries.
    And he knows it will never be enough,
    to just apologize.
    While he starts to think about it more,
    he knows he lost his own bestfriend.
    And that's when he whispers through his tears,
    "She'll never love me again."
    MYQUOTE.

  6. theycallmeabby theycallmeabby
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 11:15am UTC

    Today I'm Gonna write a sad song,
    I'm gonna make it really long
    So that everyone can see,
    That I'm very unhappy.
    I wish I wasn't always wrong
    I wish it wasn't always my fault
    But the finger that you're pointing
    Has knocked me on my knees
    And all you need to know is
    I'm sorry it's not like me,
    It's maturity that I'm lacking
    So don't, don't let me go
    Just let me know that growing up goes slow
    I wonder what my mom and dad would say,
    If I told them that I cry each day.
    But it's hard enough to live so far away.
    I wish I wasn't always cold
    I wish I wasn't always alone
    When the party is over,
    How will I get home?
    And all you need to know is
    I'm sorry it's not like me,
    It's maturity that I'm lacking
    So don't, don't let me go
    Just let me know that growing up goes slow
    If all the rules were made to bend
    And you swore you were my friend
    Now I have to sart all over again.
    Cause though it's going to take your place
    And I'm scared I'll never save
    All the pieces of love we made
    Format by twilightgirl995

  7. kclove5 kclove5
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 10:24am UTC
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  8. 1live2love9laugh6 1live2love9laugh6
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    Forget Me Not
    10
    Randi opened the box. On top was a small piece of paper folded in half, and she picked it up. She unfolded it and read the note aloud.
    “The key to my heart.”
    Randi looked at him and gave him a smile before looking down at the gift.
    Inside the box, lay a necklace with an ornate silver key hanging on a delicate chain. In the cent of the key was a blue gemstone.
    "Oliver,” she whispered and looked up at him in awe. “It’s beautiful.”
    “Not as beautiful as you,” Oliver murmured and took the box from her. He pulled out the necklace and went behind Randi to put it around her neck. She lifted her hair away as he locked the clasp. He kissed her neck gently before he placed her hair back where it was. Randi shivered, but not from cold. In fact, she felt quite warm.
    On the drive home, one of Randi’s favorite songs came on the radio, and Oliver turned it up full blast. They both sang along at the top of their longs, as off tune as they possibly could. Randi swung her head back and forth, singing into an imaginary microphone, and Oliver laughed at her. Randi held the imaginary microphone out to him. He leaned towards her and began singing, swerving like crazy.
    Neither of them saw the green light change to red.
    Neither one of them saw the headlights or heard the other car’s horn honking until it was too late.
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    Oliver was trying to sleep, but an incessant beeping wouldn’t let him go back to his dreams. His head was pounding, and he tried to roll over, but pain shot through him. His entire body felt like a bruise.
    He forced his eyes open and found himself lying in a hospital bed. His right arm was in a cast, and his other arm was hooked up to an IV. Machines were attached to him everywhere – one of them was what was causing that relentless beeping.
    He frowned, confused. He looked over, and saw his dad sitting in a hospital chair, head leaning to one side, fast asleep.
    “Dad?” Oliver croaked, his voice scratchy from misuse. Mr. Elliot stirred and his eyes opened slowly. When he saw that Oliver was awake, he sat forward suddenly.
    “Son?”
    “What’s going on?” Oliver asked, frowning. He tried to remember what had happened. The last thing he could recall was taking Randi home after their date…
    Then it hit him. He felt the breath go out of his chest, and Mr. Elliot flinched, seeing the realization in his son’s eyes.
    “Miranda?” he managed to whisper through the heavy weight on his chest.
    “Oliver,” Mr. Elliot began, placing a hand on Oliver’s good arm.
    “Dad, where is she?” Oliver said, panic entering his voice. His eyes searched the hospital room. She should be there, waiting for him to wake up. “Dad!”
    Mr. Elliot looked as his hands and back at his son’s face. His heart was breaking for him.
    “Oliver,” he began again. “Miranda didn’t make it,” he forced the words over the lump in his throat.
    Instantaneously, Oliver’s eyes welled up with tears and he turned away from his father.
    The words confirmed what he had already known. There was an emptiness inside his chest, a hole that hadn’t been there before.
    As the full impact sunk in, silent tears slid down Oliver’s face. He tried to hide it from Mr. Elliot, but it was no use.
    Miranda was dead, and it was his fault.
    Randi was dead.
    His Randi.
    Gone. Forever.
    Author's Note: This is the last chapter to this story. It's over. ):
    I know it's not the ending you expected, but what do you think?
    There is going to be an epligue. Anyone who comments on this quote will get a notification for it. (: Thanks!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. xocatherineee4 xocatherineee4
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    I am so in love with you,
    but you will never know.♥

  11. BiRdGiRl BiRdGiRl
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    "i'm going to bed"
    really means:
    "im going to lie in bed and look at my phone"

  12. o0alyssanicole0o o0alyssanicole0o
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 6:56pm UTC
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  13. 1live2love9laugh6 1live2love9laugh6
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 11:15am UTC
    Forget Me Not
    9
    “I was always a skeptic on that kind of stuff,” Oliver admitted, and Randi’s heart sank. Oliver turned to face her. “But the first time I saw you, any doubt I ever had was gone,” he continued earnestly, taking both hands within his own. Randi’s fingers tingled, and the feeling went all the way up her arms until it faded away near her elbows. “I saw you, and I knew right away that you were the one for me,” Oliver watched her face closely for her reaction as he continued his confession, hoping to see that her emotions mirrored his. “And maybe it’s crazy, I don’t know. I know we’re young, and I know we just met, but… Miranda, I’m in love with you,” he finished.
    The words were the sweetest Randi had ever heard. Although she hated being called Miranda, the name coming off of Oliver’s lips sounded more wonderful than anything she had ever heard. Somehow she knew that just by using her full name instead of Randi, he instantly made those words mean even more. They became even more personal than they already were – and that meant everything to Randi. Tears filled her eyes – happy tears – as she tried to think of some response, but how do you come back to that? How do you answer someone who just told you the sweetest thing you have ever heard, and probably will ever hear?
    Randi did what came naturally. She took Oliver’s face firmly between her hands, leaned forward and planted a firm kiss on his flawless lips.
    “I’m in love with you, too,” she whispered without thinking. The words just flowed out of her mouth, surprising both of them. Oliver wrapped his strong arms around her tightly. Randi let herself cling to him, and she felt the full impact of both of their words.
    Every word Oliver had said matched how Randi felt almost exactly. She couldn’t believe how lucky she was that the feeling was mutual. She breathed him in, the already familiar scent of his cologne, wishing she never had to let him go. Oliver felt as if he were in heaven.
    Since they still had some extra time, Oliver asked to take Randi one last place. Randi agreed, naturally.
    “It’s a surprise, though,” Oliver added as he got in the car. “You have to close your eyes.”
    “Really?” Randi said, skeptically, looking at him with eyes brows raised. He raised his eyebrows back, and gave her a firm “I’m-not-backing-down” look. “Fine,” Randi laughed and with a dramatic sigh, closed her eyes.
    Once Oliver was positive she wouldn’t peak, he put the car into drive and pulled out. Within minutes they reached their destination.
    “Now,” Oliver put the car into park. “You can’t look yet. Okay?”
    “Alright,” Randi smiled and would’ve rolled her eyes. Oliver turned the car off. “Now?” she teased.
    “No!” Oliver got out. Randi frowned when his door closed, but just moments later, Oliver opened her door. “Okay, here,” Oliver took her hand.
    “Where are you taking me?” Randi asked as she blindly let Oliver lead her. He walked slowly and warned her of ever bump or step in her path.
    “It wouldn’t be a surprise if I told you,” Oliver grinned, and Randi heard it in her voice. She attempted to playfully hit him, but missed. He laughed. “Okay,” he murmured. “You can open your eyes.”
    When Randi did, she laughed. They were in the exact spot where there first kiss had taken place.
    “I can’t believe you,” she smiled.
    “I have something for you,” Oliver said before her last word was even out of her mouth. Randi took in a breath of surprise.
    “You didn’t have to –“
    “I wanted to,” Oliver said as he pulled out a white rectangular jewelry box with a blue ribbon wrapped around it and tied in a bow on top. He handed it to her, but she looked up at him nervously.
    “You’ve already done so mu –“"
    Shut up and open it,” Oliver ordered with a grin. Randi smiled, and obligingly pulled the ribbon off.
    Author's Note: Here's chapter 9. Opinions? (:
    *Don't forget to comment if you'd like to be notified for chapter 10*

  14. christofx christofx
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    There's no I in team but there's an I in win,

  15. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    I'll be your forever, just tell me when to start.

  16. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    throwing
    gangsters
    off
    the
    roof
    to
    see
    how
    fly
    they
    are.

  17. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    I am strong, because I know my weaknesses.
    I am handsome, becasue I know my flaws.
    I am fearless because I learnt to recognize, illusion from real.
    I am wise because I learn from my mistakes.
    I am a lover, because I have felt hate.
    I can laugh, because I've known sadness .

  18. Kaywuzhere Kaywuzhere
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    Everybody says,
    That if Taylor Swift had a Witty her Quotes would be amazing,
    I agree. But imagine if Eminem had a witty.
    nmq

  19. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    Teacher: What would you do if you were in the olympics?
    Student: Gymnastics
    Student: Swimming
    Student: Track
    Student: Volleyball
    Me: Tom Daley

  20. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    I hate it when people compare teenager's lives to the life of a kid in Africa.
    Just because someone else has it worse, doesn't mean our problems don't matter.

:)

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