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posted a quote
August 28, 2011 1:57am UTC

so yesterday,
my 4 year old brother
came up to me with his shirt over his belly button and said "look at me! im a girl! i looked at him and giggled, then asked " thats what girls do?! "
he laughed and said yes, so i went on to ask him if i should do that too. thats when he got all serious, took my hand, and said "no, because only the girls who dont get married wear it like that, but i know your gonna get married to a prince, thats why you have to stay pretty and save your bellybutton for only him to see."
the most precious thing i ever heard.....
nmf

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August 28, 2011 1:43am UTC

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xXxgummybearxXx
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August 26, 2011 5:59pm UTC

*starts to rain*
me: ahhhh! its raining! water! ahhhh!
friend: calm down! what are you made of? sugar?
me: yes! sugar,spice, and everything nice now find me a god damn umbrella! Dx
♥

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xXxgummybearxXx
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 1:57pm UTC

wouldnt it be funny if
a donut truck tipped over and the police rushed to the scene
♥
nmf.

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xXxgummybearxXx
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 3:53am UTC

see a quote that looks just
like one of your quotes?
heres what you do:
1. look at the date they posted it
2 . now look at your date
3. if they posted before you:
oh! haha what a coincidence :)
if not: B*TCH STOLE MY QUOTE!!

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xXxgummybearxXx
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 2:41pm UTC

we've all had those moments #3
laughing at how dirty little kids sound
(for example)
"wanna come play with me?"
nmf.
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xXxgummybearxXx
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 11:23pm UTC

( at 11:56 pm)
Girl: " Ok, well ill talk to you tomorrow, bye:) "
Boy: "oh ok, bye"
( at 12: 05 am )
girl: "hey :D"

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xXxgummybearxXx
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 12:36am UTC

my mirror is my best friend
because i know that when i cry,
she wont laugh...

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xXxgummybearxXx
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 12:08am UTC

we've all had those moments #2
when you lose your phone
in your blanket and your just
throwing it around til' you hear something fall....
nmf.
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xXxgummybearxXx
posted a quote
August 20, 2011 10:44pm UTC

we've all had those moments #1
friend: yah theres 5
me: no theres 6...
friend: no.... theres 5
me: dude! look, 1, 2, 3, 4....
friend: told you!
me: shut up -___-
nmf.
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xXxgummybearxXx
posted a quote
August 20, 2011 12:04pm UTC

Was i honestly the only one who
logged into witty expecting quotes
but found cats on computers
instead...?

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xXxgummybearxXx
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 8:04pm UTC

Me: if my life were to be put into a movie, it'd be a comedy,
a tragedy, and a drama all put in one
friend: what about action?
me: have ninjas ever popped up in my kitchen when i
was cooking up bacon with jackie chan? no!
friend: ........oh

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xXxgummybearxXx
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 1:51am UTC

I honestly dont know why every one wants to be so skinny
im actually a size 0, and i hate it!
1. i can never find my freeking size!
2. my familys always trying to get me to eat, as if im anorexic
3. i cant order a diet soda unless i want somebody to give me crap about it
4. everyones always measuring my wrists and waist with their hands
5. you cant ask your friends if you look fat in something without having them explode
i can go on forever, but just know this:
no matter what your weight is, your always gonna struggle
♥
nmf

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xXxgummybearxXx
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 12:50pm UTC

your nine and you have a facebook account?
when i was your age, all i had was a webkinz
your not as old as you think you are sweetie, so stop trying to grow up so fast.
♥♥♥

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xXxgummybearxXx
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 4:32pm UTC

dear ca rly & sam,
please stop kissing your bestfriend freddy,
your giving me false hope ♥

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August 12, 2011 3:06pm UTC

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xXxgummybearxXx
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August 12, 2011 2:27pm UTC

# awkward moment
Me: thank you :)
Cashier: no, thank you :)
Me: no.... thank you

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xXxgummybearxXx
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 1:49pm UTC

Wearing a skirt will
always limit the
things i can do in a
day...
♥

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xXxgummybearxXx
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 12:24am UTC

Reasons i close the car window
1. "dude, i cant hear you"
2. " stupid wind! your messing up my hair!"

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xXxgummybearxXx
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August 9, 2011 12:20am UTC

Boy: hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Ha! i'll consider going out with you when pigeons fly!
Boy: but they do fly....
Girl: Yah i know lol, so pick me up at 7?

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