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lovecrazy
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October 30, 2012 7:14pm UTC

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kolbey_steffensmeier*
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October 30, 2012 2:49pm UTC

Things You Never Say #3
" Ive gotta sunburn, slap my back. "

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KatieeLovesYouu
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October 30, 2012 4:34pm UTC

You discover a bruise...
first thing you do is think
"How did I get this?"
Second thing you do?
Poke it.

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LolSoTrueQuotes
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October 29, 2012 11:45pm UTC

Lol So True: #207
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams, and waking up early in the morning.
lolsotrue.com

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Lgirl
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October 30, 2012 2:25pm UTC

Teacher: Ok class give me an example of a coincidence.
Me: My parents got married on the same day.

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I_Dont_Know
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October 29, 2012 11:35pm UTC

She doesn't even go here.

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Leah_Jane933
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October 30, 2012 4:31pm UTC

Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my Parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.

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beachbabe7
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October 30, 2012 3:07pm UTC

Hurricane Katrina
Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrasing. I don't even...whatever. So then in eigth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and then I'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like, "Why am I rated me so low?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, "Sandy, I can't invite you, because you're category 1." I mean I couldn't have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wipping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in October, and now I guess she's destoying the entire East Coast.
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zubair
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October 29, 2012 5:54pm UTC

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I WAS CALLED LAZY TODAY....
i almost responded .

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softballxwin27
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October 29, 2012 10:57am UTC

BACK IN THE DAYS...
Me: "Don't let go!"
Friend: "I have to!"
Me: "No! I can save you!"
Friend: "Don't forget about me.."
Me: "NOOOOOOO"
*Friend goes down the slide*

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伤*
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 9:20am UTC

I Know You Never
loved the sound of your voice on tape
You never want to know how much weigh
You still have to squeeze into your jeans
But you're perfect to me

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伤*
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October 29, 2012 9:50am UTC

YOU'LL NEVER LOVE YOURSELF
half as much as i love you
You'll never treat yourself right darling
But i want you to
if i let you know i'm here for you
maybe you'll love yourself
LIKE I LOVE YOU
(OneDirection/nmf)

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