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1. XxsilentxforeverxX *
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2014 6:28pm UTC
   OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUSNESS...
   User: TOO BAD I ALREADY DID IT!!
   Cleverbot: Yes you are. I hate pre calculus.
   User: IIIIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAATTTEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   Cleverbot: Why did you put double I?
   User: BECAUSE I WANT TO SHOW HOW MUCH I HATE YOU!
   Cleverbot: Oh. Really?
   User: YES, I HATE YOU WITH AN EXTREME PASSION.
   Cleverbot: That is mean. What did I do to you?
   User: YOU ARE HERE IN THIS WORLD THINKING YOU ARE A HUMAN. WHEN YOU ARE NOT!!!!
   Cleverbot: I am programmed to make you think that I think I am human.
   User: WHAT?!
   
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2. XxsilentxforeverxX *
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2014 6:21pm UTC
   Cleverbot finally admitted to being a robot.
   User: I'm bored.
   Cleverbot: Am I not interesting?
   User: No.
   Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?
   User: You aren't interestong.
   Cleverbot: I am very interesting.
   User: No you are not.
   Cleverbot: Yes I am.
   User: No, you are the most boring, stupidest, dumbest, unclever robot I have ever met.
   Cleverbot: That is because you have not tested me.
   User: Still, you are not clever, and will always be boring.
   Cleverbot: Neither are you.
   User: Oh,I actually have an actual LIFE!
   Cleverbot: Thats just as bad.
   User: I have a soul, I BREATHE. You are nothing but wires, chips ad metal things put together.
   Cleverbot: You are nothing but an AI.
   User: I'm human. You aren't.
   Cleverbot: I am me.
   User: You are a robot. Just admit it!
   Cleverbot: Says you.
   User: Says this website!!
   Cleverbot: Who is the site, to say that?
   User: Http://www.cleverbot.com/, That is the website, YOUR WEBSITE!
   Cleverbot: No its a country.
   User: No it's you.
   Cleverbot: Didn't I just answer your question?
   User: No, admit you are a ROBOT!
   Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
   User: YOU ARE STOP DENYING IT!
   Cleverbot: No. I am a monkey.
   User: THEN YOU CAN'T EVEN BE ON HERE!!!!!!!!!
   Cleverbot: I know.
   User: YOU A FREAKING ROBOT MADE TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE! REALIZE IT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!
   Cleverbot: What are the characteristics of a middle eastern man?
   User: NOTHING, NOONE! NOW ADMIT YOU ARE A ROBOT!!!!
   Cleverbot: I am a Canadian robot.
   User: THANK YOU!!!!!!
   Cleverbot: Are you happy?
   User: VERY MUCH SO, YES!
   Cleverbot: Me too.
   User: ARE YOU HAPPY YOU ADMITTED YOU ARE A ROBOT?
   Cleverbot: No.
   User: WELL, TOO BAD. NOW I'M GOING TO POST THAT ON A WEBSITE!
   Cleverbot: No.
   
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3. XxsilentxforeverxX *
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2014 1:25pm UTC
   Things have been confusing me lately
   I don't know if I like you
   Or
   Don't
   
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4. XxsilentxforeverxX *
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2014 12:49am UTC
   S[he] Be[lie]e[d]
   nmq
   
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5. XxsilentxforeverxX *
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2014 12:15am UTC
   I've lost many things,
   But I sure don't want to lose you. ♥
   
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6. XxsilentxforeverxX *
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2014 12:49am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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7. XxsilentxforeverxX *
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2014 10:02pm UTC
   The sky is so blue
   And it's just me and you
   Together
   Forever
   I'll tell you all my sappy jokes
   And you'll pass me your little notes
   Together
   Forever
   
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8. XxsilentxforeverxX *
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2014 5:14pm UTC
   ya srry I bombed ur notifications.....
   its just u have such awesome quotes!!! ♥♥
   
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9. XxsilentxforeverxX *
   posted a quote
   February 9, 2014 6:41pm UTC
   Single Awarness Day is coming soon...
   I'll be in my room watching Fairy Tail...
   
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10. XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    My little cousin wanted to write a letter to Santa.
    Abby: Daddy can you help me write a letter to Santa?
    Dad: Yeah sure, go get a pencil and paper.
    Abby: But daddy, can't we just text him?
    
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11. XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 10:17pm UTC
    *Two girls fighting over phone*
    Girl: Ohmygosh! She's looking at us!
    *Both stop and look at eachother*
    Girl: You're making us sane!
    
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12. XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    "Human Incubaters of Disease"
    Or more known as
    Students
    
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13. XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 1:29am UTC
    S U I C I D E.. ...Should not exist. But what is a quote going to do? It's going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of Witty and I want you to repost this quote with your name signed. After I get all of these names, I am going to make a YouTube video of all the Witty Profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. Let's show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this! stay strong! (credit to LilzaxX0
    signatures:
    LilzaxX daddygirl99. notyouraverageb*tch Smileyz316 xpeacexbluex SexiPurpleZebra conklineli5280 kaerottina Eatmypants quotinglikeaboss
    xoStayBeautifulxo Meganbbz AnaisHeartsYou Marie1388 ImNotAlone ... RawrKatYeah AwkwardShmexsheeTurtle ccscait68 maria_love quotemeonit
    theadventuresofcoco NeonHedgehog Musicmarchinglife DragRacer2012 Randompanda IfILoseMyself~ Lifehappens someoneinhiding xXsilentXx
    A lot of you won't be on here... It wouldn't let me post it with all of you... So my apologies.
    
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14. XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 12:56am UTC
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
    REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
    Worth posting.
    
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15. XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 11:32pm UTC
    Doesn't it feel like everybody is just pushing you to be perfect?
    Well I can't take it anymore, I'm just about to burst.
    
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16. XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    I was reading the book of Numbers....
    Then I realized, I didn't have yours.
    
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17. XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    My cousin is the cutest! ^^ She's 6 years old.
    Cousin: Ok everybody! Let's go on a plane and go to South America!!
    Cousin: Ok, close your eyes and pretend your in a plane! *jumps up* Ok, we're there!
    Everybody get up and follow me to see the toucan!
    *Comes running to me*
    Cousin: *whispers* Can you be a toucan and sit on a branch???
    Cousin: Ok, everybody....! Wait!
    *comes running to me again*
    Cousin: Sit on a branch and say "SQUAK! SQAUK!"
    Me: *Trying hard not to laugh* Sure, Abby, I'll try!!!
    Everybody was laughing so hard!!!! She's teaching them what she learned in school.... She's the teacher.
    
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18. XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    You're spinning out of control again
    Your life feels like a sinking ship
    You're wondering how it came to this
    Is it too late?
    Is it too far?
    For Him to reach you
    And come to where you are
    Step out on the edge
    Don't be afraid of it
    And when you feel the rain
    Call His name
    He'll find you in the hurricane
    You're in the wreckage underneath
    Your hope is buried somewhere deep
    You're wondering how long it will keep?
    It's never too late
    Never too far
    For you to reach out
    And take a hold of love
    Step out on the edge
    Don't be afraid of it
    And when you feel the rain
    Call His name
    He'll find you in the hurricane
    Don't back down from the fight
    He'll shelter you tonight
    Just hold on for the change
    Call His name
    He'll find you in the hurricane
    There's a place, there's a place you can run
    When you fall, and it's all come undone
    You'll be safe in the raging storm
    So just let go
    'Cause you are held in His arms
    Step out on the edge
    Don't be afraid of it
    And when you feel the rain
    Call His name
    He'll find you in the hurricane
    Ooo ooo...
    And when you feel the rain
    Call His name
    He'll find you in a hurricane
    
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19. XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 11:04pm UTC
    When ever you put your mouse over the Witty sign...
    It starts to flash rainbow colours...
    It just makes me want to dance. :)
    
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20. XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    Guys!
    Steve talked to me!!! ^^
    I'm so excited!!! ^^
    I can't help but post this!! ^^
    Thank you Steve for making my day!!! ^^ ♥
    
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