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  1. GreenMariLoves GreenMariLoves
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:23pm UTC
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  2. Stiff_Smile Stiff_Smile
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    It's enlightening
    How writing and blaring music can make you feel so much better.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 8:50am UTC
    To The Tune Of Tick Tock
    Katniss: Wake up in the morning feeling like a tribute
    Gale: Hey, what up girl?
    Katniss: Grab my arrows, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the woods
    Gale: Let's go!
    Haymitch: Before we leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
    Katniss: 'Cause when i leave for the Capitol, I ain't coming back
    The Prep Team: I'm talking pedicure on her toes, toes
    Cinna: Trying on all my clothes, clothes
    Rebels: Snow blowing up our homes, homes
    Johanna: Dress dropping, I hate being a tree
    Johanna: Showing up some breasts to Katniss
    Katniss: This is all making me a little bit tipsy
    Plutarch Heavensbee: Don't stop, make it pop
    The Victors: We'll blow the arena up
    Katniss: Tonight Imma fight
    Peeta: 'Til we see the sun light
    Wiress: TICK TOCK, this is a clock!
    The Victors: But the canons don't stop, no
    Snow: Oh oh, uh oh, oh oh, uh oh
    nmq.

  5. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    i'm so done
    dealing with these people, these teachers, and school. all i want
    is summer.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  6. cablemade135 cablemade135
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    I want
    Picnik
    NOT
    Not PicMonkey
    Or google edit
    Gonna miss Picnik :(
    Anyone else?

  7. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    Dear "grape" cough syrup,
    have you ever tasted a grape?
    You taste nothing like grape.
    You taste like death and
    the tears of small children.

  8. swagginGIRL1234 swagginGIRL1234
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 10:41am UTC
    How normal people flirt:
    "Hey cutie, you are looking beautiful today baby cakes ;)"
    How I flirt:
    "Your Face, that's some sexy sh*t right there. I wouldn't mind seeing that thing at a dinner table with me."
    and that's also why I don't have a boyfriend.
    my quote; nmf

  9. 3toriibearr3 3toriibearr3
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 7:35pm UTC
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  10. soccerxgirlx97 soccerxgirlx97
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 8:32am UTC
    x
    x
    x
    x
    MENU
    ► ll
    ►►l
    ►►l
    ► Play the moments
    ▌▌Pause the memories
    ■ Stop the pain
    ◄◄ Rewind the happiness
    x
    x
    format by julietechoecho
    ♥ nmf/nmq

  11. Checkmate Checkmate
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 8:41am UTC
    Dramatically
    singing
    a song
    to your
    bestfriend

  12. xxanewbeginingxx xxanewbeginingxx
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Biting your lip
    to fight the tears
    as your heart beats faster
    and your mind races with fears
    like maybe tomorrow
    you'll actually wake up
    and the pain inside
    will never be gone..

  13. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves.
    Everybody's nerves.
    Everybody's nerves.
    I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes:
    I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...!
    ♪♫♪
    Who else remembers this? xD

  14. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Someone bumps you in the hallway;
    NORMAL DAY:
    oh, it's okay.
    ON YOUR PERIOD:
    IMMA SLAP YOU WITH A SHOVEL AFTER I RIP ALL YOUR HAIR OUT YOU DISGUSTING OVERGROWN WALRUS.

  15. Sasha360 Sasha360
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    A picture's worth a thousand words,
    A song is worth a millon,
    But the tears falling from your eyes?
    Yeah, those are worth a billion.
    nmq/nmf

  16. juturna* juturna*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Most Wittians have to atleast remember or know some of these:
    The Brandoncyrus days.
    The "Big 2011 Witty crash".
    When DamnnTaylerx, Jayciecutie01 &, Jade672 ruled the top quotes section.
    FramingMatthew is the most courageous, strongest &, amazing person on witty. (Nobody will ever take his place)
    R.I.P Matthew. All of Witty misses you ♥
    When not even one person talked about One Direction or Hunger Games.
    AlNicholas was the ultimate Witty boy.
    When Lollipopx3 wrote the best witty stories.
    SocietyKilledTheTeenager is the strongest witty girl on here ♥
    When the advertisements were never here
    When we saved Witty Profiles from getting deleted! :D
    When quotes came from the heart ♥
    When Witty was Witty

    Where did this Witty go? :(
    No hate comments, please.

  17. lovehimmorethanwords lovehimmorethanwords
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    What's wrong?
    What's wrong is that I don't have the strength to keep pushing through this.
    I need to get out.

  18. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 1:07am UTC
    Procrasinator?
    No. I save all of my homework until the
    last minute because then I'll be older,
    therefore, more wise.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    Apologizing to your pets when
    you accidentally hit them.

  20. rissa7373 rissa7373
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Scientists say the world is made up of
    electrons, protons, and neutrons.
    They forgot about morons.

:)

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