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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 1:43am UTC
    getting addicted to a show and then
    watching all the episodes and feeling so empty when you finish them, because it's over. just freaking over.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    99.9% of my sentences start with
    - oh my god
    - yeah
    - no
    - basically
    - wait
    - so yeah
    - like
    - you know
    - oh
    - uhm
    - what
    - well
    - but
    - dude
    - listen here you little sh/t


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    "I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
    and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

  5. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    Remember the 1770's?
    "Give me liberty or give me death!"
    Only true 1770's kids will get this, lol
    Fave is you miss the 18th century

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    Directioners: I don't like Haylor
    Swifties: I don't like Haylor
    Brats: I don't like Haylor
    Every other fandom in existence: I don't like Haylor
    One Direction: I don't like Haylor
    Ed Sheeran: I don't like Haylor
    Harry Styles: I don't like Haylor
    Taylor Swift: OHMYGOSH WE'RE IN LOVE

  7. caoimhs289 caoimhs289
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    That fan girl moment when you realise there is only 23 days 11 months until Catching Fire

  8. carlislecullensdreamdaughter carlislecullensdreamdaughter
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Partying with your parents
    on New Years Eve is cool
    right...??

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    I OVER ANALYZE SITUATIONS BECAUSE I'M SCARED OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I'M NOT PREPARED FOR IT.

  10. LiliBlackHeart LiliBlackHeart
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    YOU'RE LEAVING BECAUSE IT'S EASIER TO WALK AWAY
    THAN TO FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU REALLY WANT.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    On Sunday December 17, 2012, 2 days after the Connecticut shooting,
    a man went into a restaurant in San Antonio to kill his ex-girlfriend. After he shot her, most people in the restaurant fled next door to a theater. The gunman followed them and entered the theater so he could shoot more people. He started shooting and people in the theater started running and screaming. It's like the Aurora, Colorado theater story plus a restaurant.
    Now aren't you wondering why this isn't a lead story in the national media along with the school shooting?
    There was an off duty county deputy at the theater. She pulled out her gun and shot the man 4 times before he had a chance to kill anyone.
    So, since this story makes the point that the best thing to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with a gun, the media is treating it like it never happened.
    Only the local media covered it. The city is giving her a medal next week.
    Just thought you'd like to know.

  12. XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    "I remember 2012 like it was yesterday."
    aka the most overused joke on January 1st.

  13. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Me: What's the HTML code for a social life?
    Person: <go></outside>
    Me: 404 Error

  14. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    I'm just not the type
    of girl someone would
    notice.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Me: Hey, I like your shirt.
    Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
    Me: Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwar, a golden retriever, and two Puerto Rican children.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    14.4 million letters are lost
    in the mail every year.
    all of our acceptance letters to hogwarts must have been part of that 14.4 million.

  17. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    Have you ever cried over the death of a fictonal character?

  18. directioner16 directioner16
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    B*tches be like:
    "I hate my parents! All I got for Christmas was an iPad, BEATS, Porche, and Designer Clothes"
    I'm just here like:
    "YES! I got fuzzy socks"

  19. jimboslice3 jimboslice3
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Brother: I don't know
    Me: To get to the gay guys house
    Brother: What?
    Me: Nevermind
    Me: Knock Knock
    Brother: Whos there?
    Me: The chicken!
    My Mom: *starts laughing*
    True story

  20. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 11:39am UTC
    THE MOMENT WHEN
    Y o u s i t d o w n a b o u t t o d o y o u r h o m e w o r k
    B u t y o u r l a p t o p w a l k s i n w e a r i n g s e x y l i n g e r i e a n d s e d u c e s y o u
    format by miss_unique/neversaynever16

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