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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Popcornmuppet Popcornmuppet
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:29am UTC
    There's always one teacher at a school...
    That all the students HATE!!!
    ~ Popcornmuppet

  3. kaylee12321 kaylee12321
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:32am UTC
    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars in the sky, but check when you say the paint is wet?

  4. RedSquirrel RedSquirrel
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:46am UTC
    That awkward moment: when a teacher bends over to help the student sitting infront of you...

  5. Rawrsome Rawrsome
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 10:03am UTC
    Whenever I see fishies in a tank,
    I feel the need to poke the glass
    and scare them.

  6. suprize123 suprize123
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 10:12am UTC
    scientist: The average person is on a computer 23 hours a year.
    me: you mean per day.
    scientist: what.
    me: what.

  7. mrspeetamellark12 mrspeetamellark12
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 10:39am UTC
    And Who Else??
    goes out of their way when they're walking to step on a crunchy leaf

  8. tennisluvr tennisluvr
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 10:40am UTC
    Yes i do...
    Threaten my computer
    Tell the TV what to do
    Yell at my hairbrush
    And talk to things
    That cant talk back
    And you still love me!
    <3

  9. kelseyrc43134 kelseyrc43134
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 10:43am UTC
    liking my own quote(;

  10. EatTheApplePie EatTheApplePie
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 10:52am UTC
    Dear parents,
    Me staying in my room all day is not anti-social. I just like my own company, okay?
    Sincerely,
    Kids/Teenagers everywhere
    format - EatTheApplePie

  11. lovewackjob lovewackjob
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 10:55am UTC
    Do Penguins Walk Like Gangsters
    OR
    Do Gangstes Walk Like Penguins?
    I Guess We'll Never Know.
    nmq

  12. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 10:56am UTC
    Admit it,
    Y o u ' v e g o o g l e d
    y o u r s e l f b e f o r e .

  13. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 10:57am UTC
    I'd die if anyone
    saw my google history

  14. NaddyNeonSparks NaddyNeonSparks
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:07am UTC
    Useless pointless things we do#2
    click the elevator button rapidly as if it will come faster
    -mine
    fav for a series!

  15. kamilagirl225 kamilagirl225
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:22am UTC
    On a wittians bday :)
    Every1: okay blow the candles and make a wish!!!!!
    wittian: (blows) i wish i have +1,000 on my quote !!
    Dont we all :)

  16. inyourworld inyourworld
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:38am UTC
    Wumbo (v.) (W o Uhmmmm o boe) ~ Huge,Big.
    ex: I Wumbo, you Wumbo, he,she me, Wumbo. Wumboed, Wumboing, Wumbology, The Study of Wumbo. Claimed to be learnt in first grade.
    Creator: Patrick Star

  17. Trololol_ Trololol_
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:45am UTC
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  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. bgsoccer03 bgsoccer03
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:47am UTC
    Remember When
    having an erasable pen made you a "cool kid"

  20. lovewackjob lovewackjob
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:53am UTC
    An apple a day will keep anyone away ; If you throw it hard enough at them
    nmq

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