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peek-a-boo*

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Member Since: 24 Apr 2013 11:29am

Last Seen: 11 Jul 2014 02:02pm

Location: boston,MA -not really but yh

user id: 358188

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Hey everybody looking at my profile plz follow me http://ipeedalittle.com/click  
Also follow my BFF xXMidnightXx 

 


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R.I.P






 â�¡  Forever in our hearts â�¡  

 

  1. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions

  2. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:23pm UTC
    Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions

  3. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    all those fairytales are full of sh1p

  4. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    me: please don't notice me
    me: please don't notice me
    me: please don't notice me
    me: please don't notice me
    person: HEY
    me: Cr.ap

  5. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    i’ve probably owned about 6000 bobby pins in my life and do you know how many i have now?
    maybe 5

  6. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:44pm UTC
    I really wish my money would have unprotected sèx in my wallet and multiply.

  7. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    "You've changed."
    "I know, I'm a Transformer."

  8. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARDS,
    THE WONDERFUL WIZARDS OF OZ!
    sorry cant get this out of my head because of xXMidnightXx

  9. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    When I turn 69 I'll just sit and laugh for an entire year.

  10. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    Every "yo mamma" joke has been done 1,000's of times, by 1000's of different people. Like yo mamma.

  11. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    can you give birth while your on your period?
    wait......thinking.......kinda the same thong coz your a.ss bleeds when the baby comes out
    wierdest thought ever

  12. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    Im sick of b.itches bi.tching about other b.itches being b.itches b.itch.

  13. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    i always say stuff dirty or miss hear things dirty
    so i was talkin bout barbercues and for some reason i say boobacue
    then we were learning bout wwII and i was suppose to say digging for victory but then i said digging for dicktory
    then my friend says"ive got a headache"
    me" youve got a di.ck"
    friend" no ive got a headache"
    me" youve got a dic.k"
    friend"no ive got a headache!!!!"
    me"oh youve got a headache

  14. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    Hardest thing ever? Controlling your laughter at serious times.

  15. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    Bitc.h, please. You're the reason God gave us middle fingers.

  16. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    If you're single, make the best of it. It's not because you're not good enough for anyone, but it means no one is good enough for you yet.

  17. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    scooby doo made us think that the monsters are humans

  18. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    What if it doesn't want to be called hot sauce?
    What if it wants to be called beautiful sauce?

  19. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    I don't care who you are, if a kid wants to show you something they're proud of, you better act fuc.king impressed.

  20. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    dont stop believing
    hold on to that feeling
    in memory of cory monteith

:)

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