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  1. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:20am UTC
    Back straight!! - it makes you look skinnier

  2. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:17am UTC
    Zombies have invaded the planet and come to suck out people's brains! - you'll be fine.

  3. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 2:56am UTC
    Is it just me?
    when you spend the whole afternoon on fb or witty it makes you really depressed?

  4. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 2:42am UTC
    haha yer really peed off that you highlighted that whole thing a there was nothing there! calma hurts!

  5. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 2:41am UTC
    What is this ?
    A+ for the test
    C+ for the assignment!?
    ... and my parents tell me to study?

  6. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 6:41am UTC
    brandoncyrus isn't following anyone.
    2169 people are following brandoncyrus.

  7. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 2:24am UTC
    Girl:
    How much do you love me? <3
    Boy:
    Well, look at the stars and count them thats how much I love you.
    Girl:
    But it's morning.
    Boy:
    Exactly.

  8. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 2:13am UTC
    YOU'VE LOST YOUR MOGO BABY!!
    Austin <3

  9. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 7:56am UTC
    my schools grades
    A-average
    B-Brilliant
    C-crappy
    d-devo
    e-extemly terrible
    f-fantastic

  10. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 1:13am UTC
    Girl 1: OMG i have to tell you about this dream i had the other day!
    Girl 2: Ok
    Girl1: Well it goes like this, i was walking along the beach and...
    Girl 2: Wait, am i in it?
    Girl 1: No then i wouldnt call it a dream it would be a nightmare

  11. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 8:32am UTC
    Titanic - thats sad
    but whats really sad?
    When people like their own status

  12. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 6:55am UTC
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  13. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 6:58pm UTC
    SO CUTE!
    Girl: What's wrong?
    Boy: I like her so much...
    Girl: Talk to her!
    Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
    Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
    Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
    Girl: Then tell her..
    Boy: She won't like me...
    Girl: How do you know that?
    Boy: I can just tell.
    Girl: Well just tell her.
    Boy: What should I say?
    Girl: Tell her how much you like her!
    Boy: I tell her that daily.
    Girl: What do you mean?
    Boy: I'm always with her. I love her
    Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll NEVER like me!
    Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
    Girl: Oh some boy.
    Boy: Oh... She won't like me either.
    Girl: She does.
    Boy: How do you know..?
    Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
    Boy: You.
    Girl: You're wrong, I love you.
    Boy: I love you too.
    Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
    Boy: I just did!

  14. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 7:55am UTC
    I WILL FALL FOR A BOY
    WHO WILL:
    stand out in the rain with me.
    cook with, or for me
    let me sing along to the radio
    keep surprising me
    watch movies with me on lazy days
    remember the little things
    help me face my fears
    start play-fights with me-
    with water, or food, or pillows, or anything.
    write me post-it love letters
    always say what’s on his mind
    let me wear his clothes
    shut me up with kisses
    call me things like darling, not babe
    hug me and say, "no, you’re not," when i say i’m fine
    treat me, sometimes, like a child
    treat mc, sometimes, as an adult
    love me back
    fav if ur the same :)

  15. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    No one in the world is pretty
    if you call yourself pretty, I will find you and wipe those words clean off of your lips like cheap lip stick
    and say, "NO! You are NOT pretty!
    You are way more than that! You are
    PRETTY NICE,
    PRETTY BEAUTIFUL,
    PRETTY COOL.

  16. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 8:03am UTC
    i remember #2
    when i was at friends' houses
    when my mum came
    i always hid behind the sofa

  17. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 5:35am UTC
    EVERYONE HAS PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY JUST SOME PEOPLE
    DON'T HAVE THE FILM

  18. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 5:09am UTC
    Sitting, staring, feeling nothing. The sun burns my skin, and I wait.

  19. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 3:45am UTC
    LAUGH .DANCE. CONQUER

  20. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 6:38am UTC
    Love is the strongest thing...

:)

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