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xSmiLexx

1. xSmiLexx
   posted a quote
   July 14, 2013 6:40am UTC
   'Shoot all the bluejays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a sin to kill a mockingbird.'
   - To kill a mockingbird (by Harper Lee)
   
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2. xSmiLexx
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2013 8:10pm UTC
   India found spice
   Mexico found chili
   Japan found wasabi
   England, Australia and America found sugar
   I am British And Australian so I am not being biast.
   
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3. xSmiLexx
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2013 7:04am UTC
   That Bottomless pitt you get in your stomach some days
   
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4. xSmiLexx
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   April 20, 2013 10:57pm UTC
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5. xSmiLexx
   posted a quote
   April 2, 2013 12:42am UTC
   Doctor: Hm, your pancreas seams stiff. Have you been craving chocolates lately?
   Me: Uh no, just eating as much as I normally do.
   Doctor: Oh right. Yes, I see.
   *awkward silence*
   
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6. xSmiLexx
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2012 8:43pm UTC
   If the world ends today, I want you to know that I love you.
   
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7. xSmiLexx
   posted a quote
   November 27, 2012 6:45am UTC
   Chemistry joke:
   Two atoms are walking down the street.
   Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
   The other says, "Are you sure??"
   "Yes, I'm positive!"
   
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8. xSmiLexx
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2012 6:11am UTC
   When life gives you lemonade, make lemons
   and life will be like, 'What?'
   -Phil, Modern Family
   
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9. xSmiLexx
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2012 2:43am UTC
   Wittian: Reads the quote
   True Wittian: Understands the quote
   
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10. xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 4:19am UTC
    Life Savers
    I just found out they're actually called
    Light Sabers
    mind = blown
    
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11. xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    Thing to do at Oxford street - London
    Hold your friends hand and separate 1m apart,
    walk down the street and see how many
    people get annoyed by getting
    trapped in you arms
    
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12. xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    an hour of witty a day
    Keeps the therapist away
    
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13. xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 3:08am UTC
    That moment at the end of all 7 books when you realise that harry, ron and hermione are
    all related
    
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14. xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 2:49am UTC
    They say any radiation from electronic devices can give you cancer
    - well im stuffed!
    format by: Converselover
    
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15. xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 4:34am UTC
    And,
    How bad would you feel ...
    If you were Adele's,
    Former lover's, girlfriend...
    
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16. xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 3:42am UTC
    Mum: Hey hun, oh by the way it's your cousins birthday tomorrow
    Me: Oh really? Wow.
    Mum: Yeah i am just trying to think if we have any cards...
    Me: Yeah....... do you want me to make it?
    Mum: Aww, would you
    Mum: Hey hun, i don't get back until 9pm
    Me: Ok, then...... do you want me to put something in the microwave?
    Mum: Aww, would you
    Everytime...
    
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17. xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 1:32am UTC
    see if you can Try and spot the
    the mistake in this...
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9...
    
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18. xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 1:29am UTC
    That Chinese man is so good, china entered him in all of the olympic events
    - robert downey jr.
    (if you don't get it, it's because he thinks chinese people all look the same)
    
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19. xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 6:23am UTC
    Ok, Priorities:
    1. Witty
    2. Math homework
    3. Science homework
    4. English homework
    5. German homework
    6. History homework
    7. Religion homework
    ... Sorry Mr Smith, i do prioritise my
    homework, it just takes a long tine to get
    down the list...
    
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20. xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Nicolas Flammel
    ...remember him
    
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