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  1. xShOrTsKirTx xShOrTsKirTx
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2004 8:44am EDT
    >>-->>.. JuS WoKe Up ..<<--<<
    (TiReD n StIlL SlePy)
    * Tv WiLl WaKe mE uP *
    --TtYl-*Ur NaMe* x0x0x0
    --RiLeY

  2. xShOrTsKirTx xShOrTsKirTx
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2004 7:49am EDT
    SaVe a CaR-- N
    RiDe a WhEeL--
    OrIgInaL :]
    --*(RiLeY)*--MuAhz

  3. xShOrTsKirTx xShOrTsKirTx
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2004 7:45am EDT
    /*He HaNdEd hEr a bOquEt Of rOsEs*\
    -11 ReAl AnD OnE faKe-
    ThEn He SaId tO hEr IlL L O V E yOu TiLl tHe LAst RoSe dIeS
    --RiLeY--

  4. xShOrTsKirTx xShOrTsKirTx
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2004 7:43am EDT
    The three basic 'L's in life:
    Laugh, Love, Live
    x0x0-*//RiLeY\\*-0x0x

  5. xShOrTsKirTx xShOrTsKirTx
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2004 7:42am EDT
    bein w/ u makez me feel like f0r 0nce in my life i d0nt have to *TrY* t0 b happy it jus H a P p E n S
    *MAhzzz.-RiLeY.-DiDnT maKe iT! But Itz CuTe n TrUe!

  6. xShOrTsKirTx xShOrTsKirTx
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2004 7:40am EDT
    Life Is ToO ShOrt So :: Kiss SlOwly
    .. Love Deeply // Forgive Quickly ..
    *And Forget The Past*
    But Not What it [ Taught ] You<-
    x0-i hopE ya likE!
    ----//*RiLeY

  7. xShOrTsKirTx xShOrTsKirTx
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2004 4:49pm EDT
    Have no friends not equal to yourself.
    IM SRY to confuse yall!! Ive been writting my name was Kristie i am Rileys sister and i didnt no that she was logged in!!

  8. xShOrTsKirTx xShOrTsKirTx
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2004 4:48pm EDT
    I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh..if you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again :-)

  9. xShOrTsKirTx xShOrTsKirTx
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2004 4:48pm EDT
    I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh..if you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again :-)

  10. xShOrTsKirTx xShOrTsKirTx
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2004 4:39pm EDT
    Why do airlines call flights nonstop?
    Won't they all stop eventually?
    Why do bars advertise live bands?
    What does a dead band sound like?
    Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
    If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?
    Why do guys wear underpants?
    Why do people who only eat natural foods drink decaffeinated coffee?
    Why do they call it disposable douche? Is there a kind of douche you keep after using?
    Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
    Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
    Why do they report power outages on TV?
    Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?
    Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?
    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
    Why do we have hot water heaters?
    MwAhZ i No iTz AlOt sO iM gOnNa StOp Lol-
    HOPE YA LIKE EM! If ya WaNt mOrE jUsT Im mE
    x0x0x0><K.R.I.S.T.I.E.><X0X0X0X0

  11. xShOrTsKirTx xShOrTsKirTx
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2004 4:38pm EDT
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  12. xShOrTsKirTx xShOrTsKirTx
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2004 4:37pm EDT
    If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?
    Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
    Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
    If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember
    that they forgot?
    If you died with braces on would they take them off?
    Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
    If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
    If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?
    Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
    Do cows have calf muscles?
    How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
    Do babies produce more spit than adults?
    Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
    x0-kristie

  13. xShOrTsKirTx xShOrTsKirTx
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2004 4:35pm EDT
    What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
    Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
    How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
    If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
    If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
    Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
    Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
    beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
    Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
    Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
    Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
    Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
    Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
    Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
    Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
    If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
    Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

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