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caroline

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posted a quote
June 11, 2011 11:56pm UTC

Don't walk behind me: i may not lead
Don't walk in front of me: i may not follow
Just walk beside me
and be my FRIEND.

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May 9, 2011 6:13pm UTC

boys.

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May 9, 2011 5:49pm UTC

Finally...
he's single

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April 25, 2011 5:21pm UTC

What would be your perfect date?
Cheryl: "That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket."
- Miss Congeniality

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posted a quote
April 11, 2011 5:52pm UTC

Today,
we were getting assigned a drug to make a brochure about
in science class
and me and my friend EMMA went to the front of the class to pick
she got heroin and i got marijuana
so she announces to the class saying,
"Caroline has marijuana!"'
and right when she says it 2 parents visiting our class come in
so we had to explain why i "had" marijuana
Best. Class. Ever.

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posted a quote
April 11, 2011 5:39pm UTC

I'm Done
i'm done with following you
i'm done with doing whatever you say
i'm done with you rejecting me
i'm done with your attitude
i'm done with the way you treat me
i'm just done
DONE!

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posted a quote
April 4, 2011 5:53pm UTC

WHO ELSE...
uses twislers as a straw

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posted a quote
April 4, 2011 5:38pm UTC

**old memory i just remembered**
we're all in class getting our English Essays back.
Teacher: Okay, most of you did great. Good Job.
My friend:(raises hand) But i didn't. Can you tell me why?
Teacher: It was badly written, i'm sorry. Just try harder on the next essay.
his response: (he stands up) "IT"S BECAUSE IM BLACK!!"
****he's white****
gotta love your guy friends

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posted a quote
March 30, 2011 9:23pm UTC

WORST THING OF MY LIFE
My school blocked Witty :(

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posted a quote
March 7, 2011 9:55am UTC

Your Mug,
Your Mug,
Your Mug,
Is My Drug
-Coa$ter

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posted a quote
March 2, 2011 7:22pm UTC

That sexy pose you make when you really need to go to the bathroom.
...
HAWT

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posted a quote
February 24, 2011 8:33pm UTC

-A Girl In My School Just Passed Away-
She Had A Full Scholarship to Yale
She Was So Kind To Everyone
She Was One Of The First Girls I Met At My High School
She Died Of Pneumonia and Liver and Kidney Failure
She Was On Life Support And Her Family Had To Take Her Off The Other Day
Please Pray For Her Family And Her Classmates
-We Miss You Roshney!!!-
You Are An Amazing Person

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posted a quote
February 21, 2011 5:15pm UTC

just last week you had your arm around me and we stayed like that all night
now you won't even talk to me
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?!??!

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posted a quote
February 7, 2011 10:43pm UTC

***you know she's your best friend when***
she puts you and your crushes hand together and says...
"I think your hand's just made a baby."

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posted a quote
February 7, 2011 10:14pm UTC

i go to a private school and i have to wear a uniform
but for the people who go to public
do you ever have those days where you dress up as like a character as a joke or something??
i would so do that if i went to public school!

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posted a quote
February 7, 2011 10:02pm UTC

***Our conversation over text today***
Him: I’m so bored…. What should I do??
Me: build a rocket ship, fly to Yemen, eat some chocolate, learn sign language, find a cure for breast cancer, fly to the moon, meet Abraham Lincoln, meet a raper, run away from the raper, write a novel, find treasure, take a train to Atlantis, meet Ariel, save the city, meet flounder, become an octopus, become human again, marry a dude, meet Jesus, go to the jersey shore, go clubbing with Snooki, meet the president, get a paper cut, go to Hogwarts, walk around in your underwear, go to Rome, become the Pope, break your face, become 103, become 14 again, be in a movie, cry over pudding, get a job for window selling, sing Christmas carols, die, and then come back to life.
Him: …I’m already on it

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February 7, 2011 9:33pm UTC

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posted a quote
February 7, 2011 9:20pm UTC

I love you
You love me
Were a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?
Oh Barney!

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posted a quote
February 1, 2011 4:23pm UTC

"Imma peacock...you gotta let me fly!"
-The Other Guys-

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posted a quote
February 1, 2011 4:16pm UTC

The Scooby Doo Movie:
**Freddie in Daphnie's Body**
"Hey i can see myself naked."

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