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Amenah
posted a quote
September 1, 2014 2:53pm UTC

How stupid of me
to actually have believed that you would keep your promises this time. 'Cause
you've never been that sort of girl, have you?

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Zorox
posted a quote
September 1, 2014 1:01pm UTC

One of these days the sky's gonna break.

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 25, 2014 9:48am UTC

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma:What?
BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

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theWalrus
posted a quote
April 24, 2014 6:55pm UTC

I think netflix would work great as dating site.
"Here are 9 other singles in your area who also watched pokemon for 12 hours straight"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 28, 2014 4:01pm UTC

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC

me: why are those guys staring at me?
me:is there something on my face?
me:is there something on my shirt?
me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.
me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.
friend:maybe they think you're cute.
me:are you stupid or something?
tumblr.

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tumielee
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 2:52am UTC

being beautiful or handsome doesn't give you a licence to play with someone's feelings.

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askingfuckingalexandria
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 3:59pm UTC

pain. worthless. emptiness. broken heart. useless. death. misfortune. sad songs. scars. hate. tears. bleeding. expectations. emotions. negative. frown. denial. withdrawal. black eyes. failure. shame. faking happiness. sarcasm. self-harm. alone forever. destroying. harassing. breaking down. depression.fat.pain. worthless. emptiness. broken heart. useless. death. misfortune. sad songs. scars. hate. tears. bleeding. expectations. emotions. negative. frown. denial. withdrawal. black eyes. failure. shame. faking happiness. sarcasm. self-harm. alone forever. destroying. harassing. breaking down. depression.fat.pain. worthless. emptiness. broken heart. useless. death. misfortune. sad songs. scars. hate. tears. bleeding. expectations. emotions. negative. frown. denial. withdrawal. black eyes. failure. shame. faking happiness. sarcasm. self-harm. alone forever. destroying. harassing. breaking down. depression.fat.pain. worthless. emptiness. broken heart. useless. death. misfortune. sad songs. scars. hate. tears. bleeding. expectations. emotions. negative. frown. denial. withdrawal. black eyes. failure. shame. faking happiness. sarcasm. self-harm. alone forever. destroying. harassing. breaking down. depression.fat.pain. worthless. emptiness. broken heart. useless. death. misfortune. sad songs. scars. hate. tears. bleeding. expectations. emotions. negative. frown. denial. withdrawal. black eyes. failure. shame. faking happiness. sarcasm. self-harm. alone forever. destroying. harassing. breaking down. depression.fat.pain. worthless. emptiness. broken heart. useless. death. misfortune. sad songs. scars. hate. tears. bleeding. expectations. emotions. negative. frown. denial. withdrawal. black eyes. failure. shame. faking happiness. sarcasm. self-harm. alone forever. destroying. harassing. breaking down. depression.fat.pain. worthless. emptiness. broken heart. useless. death. misfortune. sad songs. scars. hate. tears. bleeding. expectations. emotions. negative. frown. denial. withdrawal. black eyes. failure. shame. faking happiness. sarcasm. self-harm. alone forever. destroying. harassing. breaking down. depression.fat.pain. worthless. emptiness. broken heart. useless. death. misfortune. sad songs. scars. hate. tears. bleeding. expectations. emotions. negative. frown. denial. withdrawal. black eyes. failure. shame. faking happiness. sarcasm. self-harm. alone forever. destroying. harassing. breaking down. depression.fat.pain. worthless. emptiness. broken heart. useless. death. misfortune. sad songs. scars. hate. tears. bleeding. expectations. emotions. negative. frown. denial. withdrawal. black eyes. failure. shame. faking happiness. sarcasm. self-harm. alone forever. destroying. harassing. breaking down. depression.fat.pain. worthless. emptiness. broken heart. useless. death. misfortune. sad songs. scars. hate. tears. bleeding. expectations. emotions. negative. frown. denial. withdrawal. black eyes. failure. shame. faking happiness. sarcasm. self-harm. alone forever. destroying. harassing. breaking down. depression.fat.pain. worthless. emptiness. broken heart. useless. death. misfortune. sad songs. scars. hate. tears. bleeding. expectations. emotions. negative. frown. denial. withdrawal. black eyes. failure. shame. faking happiness. sarcasm. self-harm. alone forever. destroying. harassing. breaking down. depression.fat.pain. worthless. emptiness. broken heart. useless. death. misfortune. sad songs. scars. hate. tears. bleeding. expectations. emotions. negative. frown. denial. withdrawal. black eyes. failure. shame. faking happiness. sarcasm. self-harm. alone forever. destroying.no one will ever love you. gross. ewww.
DON'T CUT. ♥

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 6:54pm UTC

there are mean parents
and then there are parents who
turn off the wifi at night
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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phee
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 9:09am UTC

"I'M SO UGLY"
sure, that's why you have
197 photos in an album called
"ME<3"

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 3:49pm UTC

“Are you okay?”
Why do people say it?
Does “I’m fine.” honestly satisfy you?
If so, you don’t mean what you’re asking.
I mean, come on, look in my eyes,
I’m not okay.
You know I’m not okay.
And you asking if I’m okay is just reminding me
how badly I’m not.
I want someone to reach out a little farther
than just, “are you okay?”
Instead of a question, make it a statement.
You’re okay.
It’s gonna be okay.
It would mean so much more.
We all need to look a little deeper.
Nobody is ever okay.

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akp1015
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 11:50am UTC

Kids who were born in 2000
are going to be teenagers this year.
What.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 12:32am UTC

when I'm a dad, and my daughter needs "the talk" I'm just gonna say...
"Don't have s.x, you''ll get pregnant and die."
I'll be great parent.

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Cammie
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 11:06pm UTC

Take your age, Subtract 3. That's how old you were 3 years ago.

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GabyMm
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 10:15pm UTC

PLOT TWIST
everyone here on witty is actually the "popular" kids at school and they are here to escape the world in which they pretend to be someone they're not in order to fit in.

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Tynisha*
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 10:26pm UTC

Everyone's in a cute relationship and im sitting here asking my dog what he wants to watch on netflix.

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accountdeactivated*
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 9:46pm UTC

Pandas have two eyes.
Terrorists have two eyes.
Coincidence?
I think not.

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 9:55pm UTC

Me *thinking*: I really need to get off witty.
*closes window and shuts laptop*
Me *thinking*: What am I talking about I'm ditching my life for stupid crap?!
*Opens laptop and gets back on witty*
Like if you do this quite often.

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ElloMyNameIsBrr
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 10:17pm UTC

Worst Nightmare #1
That special someone knowing you like them.

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