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xHopexLovex

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Member Since: 30 Jul 2010 10:55pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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Smile!
Happy looks good on you ;)

  1. xHopexLovex xHopexLovex
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 12:03pm UTC
    WARNING!BLOND JOKE!There was a bruenette a red head and a blond that were all getting chased by the cops. The girls all ran into a barn with farm animals in it. The bruenette hid behind a cow, the red head hid behind a pig, and the blond hid behind some potatoes. One the police came in they said "I see you behind that cow" but the bruenette was smart enough to say "moo mooo!" So the police moved on. Next he went to the pig and said "I know someones behind that pig!" but the red head said "oink oink" So the police moved on. He saw something move behind the potatoes so he went there next. The police officer said "I see you behind those potatoes" and the blond said "POTATOE POTATOE"*not mine

  2. xHopexLovex xHopexLovex
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    Her: (puts on head phones) I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING!!!
    Me: It's because your head phones aren't plugged in!!
    *actual conversation

  3. xHopexLovex xHopexLovex
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 10:18am UTC
    What do you call three blonds standing shoulder to shoulder?
    A wind tunnel
    lol

  4. xHopexLovex xHopexLovex
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 10:13am UTC
    Smile and the world will smile with you.
    Cry and you cry alone.

  5. xHopexLovex xHopexLovex
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 12:25pm UTC
    Je t'aime
    Y

  6. xHopexLovex xHopexLovex
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 12:07pm UTC
    Stay
    Beautiful!
    <3

  7. xHopexLovex xHopexLovex
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    & I can't help but think I made the wrong choice...

  8. xHopexLovex xHopexLovex
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    i dont know how to change my background on my profile, can some one give me simple step by step instructions?

  9. xHopexLovex xHopexLovex
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 4:06pm UTC
    I am definitely going to Hell for this...

  10. xHopexLovex xHopexLovex
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    Today was a Fairytale.
    I wish it was...

  11. xHopexLovex xHopexLovex
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    Black ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    Red ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    Orange ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    Yellow ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    Light Blue ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    Pink ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    Hot Pink ; <div style="background-color: #ff0066;">
    Coral Pink ; <div style="background-color: #ff3333;">
    Orange ; <div style="background-color: #ff6600;">
    Gold ; <div style="background-color: #ffcc00;">
    Lime Green ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    Bright Green ; <div style="background-color:#00ff00;">
    Cyan ; <div style="background-color: cyan;">
    Sky Blue ; <div style="background-color: #0099ff;">
    Turquoise ; <div style="background-color: #006666;">
    Lavender ; <div style="background-color: #333ccc;">
    Purple ; <div style="background-color: #9900ff;">
    Dark Purple ; <div style="background-color: #330066;">
    FONTS
    Rage Italic LET
    <span style="font-family: Rage Italic LET">
    segoe script
    <span style="font-family: 'segoe script';">
    segoe print
    <span style="font-family: 'segoe print';">
    Mis style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px orange;">
    Yellow ; <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px yellow;">
    Pink ; <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px pink;">
    Black ; <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px black;">
    Purple ; <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px purple;">
    SCROLL-BOX
    <div style="border-right: #0ada0a 1px solid; border-top: #0ada0a 1px solid; overflow: scroll; border-left: #0ada0a 1px solid; width: 227px; border-bottom: #0ada0a 1px solid; height: 120px; text-align: center">
    FADES:
    http://www.patorjk.com/text-color-fader/
    http://www.vex.net/~x/xfade/basic.html
    OTHER
    spacing of lines closer : <div style="line-height: 10px;">
    text squished together : <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    just had to save.

  12. xHopexLovex xHopexLovex
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. xHopexLovex xHopexLovex
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2010 5:40pm UTC
    does anyone know of any fun sites? im really bored.

  14. xHopexLovex xHopexLovex
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2010 4:52pm UTC
    My little brother just asked me when he has his first kiss if the girls tongue is gonna come out and strangle him just like in transformers 2.... Awesome. ♥

  15. xHopexLovex xHopexLovex
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. xHopexLovex xHopexLovex
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 4:59pm UTC
    Smile!
    Happy looks good on you ;)

  17. xHopexLovex xHopexLovex
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 4:32pm UTC
    Looking sick and sexyfied

  18. xHopexLovex xHopexLovex
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 3:25pm UTC
    There is going to be the most deaths in 2012, not because of the world ending, but because most people will commit suicide for fear of whats to come.

  19. xHopexLovex xHopexLovex
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 5:10pm UTC
    iloveyou
    <3

  20. xHopexLovex xHopexLovex
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 6:32pm UTC
    i dont fall for guys
    they fall for me
    and i just trip over them
    *credit to whoever

:)

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