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  1. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    If you're having election problems I feel bad for you son, I got 44 presidents and Mitt Romney aint one

  2. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 11:58pm UTC
    C O O L S T O R Y H O E , S U C K I T A G A I N .

  3. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 11:49pm UTC
    You had me at "I hate everyone too".

  4. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    Adios, b!tchachos.

  5. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    Does anyone else love cheese and crackers?
    s e x i n m y m o u t h

  6. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    IF ROMNEY IS ELECTED
    AS PRESIDENT, AMERICA
    IS GOING TO HELL.

  7. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 9:24am UTC
    America was fuucked way before Obama took office, but of course everyone blames the black guy.

  8. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, 18 YEARS BABY ;)

  9. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 1:34pm UTC







    Blonde girls are pretty, red heads are smart, but only a brunette can steal a boys heart ;)







  10. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    I NEED A . . .
    ☐ Concert Ticket
    ☐ Boyfriend
    ☑ A concert ticket to see
    my boyfriend.

  11. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    I just got called a B I T C H by an 11 year old.
    What the hell is wrong with kids these days.

  12. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Is there anyone NICE on this website? Oh my God.
    I'm sick of being harassed by youngins.

  13. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 8:16am UTC
     
    FAVORITE DISNEY SINGERS
    Hannah Montana & Selena Gomez
     
    Timon & Pumba
     

  14. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 12:37am UTC
    TOMORROW IS MY FIRST DAY AT COLLEGE
    asdl;fjaoebanb;oaerbnaewrb. I'm so excited&nervous! Wish me luck ladies :)

  15. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    Hoodies. Flushed cheeks. Crisp air.
    Hot Cocoa. Crunching leaves. Boots.
    Jeans. Cuddling.
    I l i v e f o r f a l l .

  16. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    RIP
    Smitty Werben Yager
    Man Jensen
    H E W A S # 1

  17. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    Emotionally. I'm done.
    Mentally. I'm drained.
    Spiritually. I feel dead.
    Physically. I smile.

  18. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    Dear wh0res,
    There's plenty of fish in the sea,
    so stay the f/ck away from my fish.

  19. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    I don't exercise to be healthy.
    I exercise to look sexy as f/ck, naked.

  20. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    Having one of those days where your hair looks like Hagrid's.
    -______-

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