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  1. TwiiliitesNumber1FANN TwiiliitesNumber1FANN
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2008 9:03am UTC
    Random Fact #4Frostbite Falls, Minnesota.The home of Rocky and Bullwinkle. Also, where the newspaper goes by the name The Picayune Intelligence

  2. gocowsurule gocowsurule
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2008 3:55pm UTC
    If the Minnesota Swarm played any worse, we'd have to call them the Wings.{{Swarm 4eva babee}}

  3. NFstiltz11 NFstiltz11
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2005 2:45pm UTC
    Mr.Voorhies:Norway is where the vikins came from
    Cody:I thought they came from Minnesota...
    That actually happened in my World Studys class.lol.

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    Me at 2 A.M: I should bake a cake.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    i'm so mad that toasters
    aren't called tanning breads.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    you're the jelly to my burger,
    the knife to my soup,
    the glitter to my sushi,
    and the ketchup to my icecream.
    my point is, you're worthless.

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like “wait are you joe, taylor, lucas, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick, or harry?”

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry
    at the terrible state of my
    English abilities, as for the
    English language is not my mother
    tongue. I hope you forgive me
    for every foolish mistake I make.
    english as first language: lol it okei
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Every book
    you've ever read
    is just a different combination
    of 26 letters.
    Weird, isn't it?

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    the sexiest thing about smoking cigarettes
    is the part where you don't smoke them at all.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    My phone changes "yo" to "to"
    and it's jeopardizing my street cred.

  12. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 8:07pm UTC
    Gangnam Style was so 2012.
    Harlem Shake time.

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    are you upset?
    ↓ ↓
    yes no
    ↳ hug ↵
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    taylor swift: *breathes*
    everyone: shut the frick up.
    format jimmy365


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  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    did kim possible become stoppable?
    did phil go back to the future?
    did corey get out of the house?

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:45am UTC
    am i the only one who tries to
    learn lyrics to rap songs so i can surprise people during car rides.


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