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yourcool
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March 8, 2013 3:33pm UTC

Life always offers you a second chance.
It's called tomorrow.

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jimmy365
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January 4, 2013 3:42pm UTC

wTF MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER
JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND
GESTURED FOR ME TO FOLLOW HER
AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING SO I DID AND
SHE LEAD ME INTO THE BACKYARD
AND SHE SAID “IM GOING TO SHOW YOU
MY SECRET” AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT OK”
AND SHE TOOK THE LID OFF HER
PORTABLE SANDBOX AND IT WAS FILLED
WITH WATER AND LIKE THOUSANDS OF
TINY BABY TADPOLES SWIMMING AROUND
AND I WAS LIKE WHAT WHERE DID
YOU GET THESE AND SHE SAID
"i'm raising them"
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 3:23pm UTC

when you get to that part of a
book where the title suddenly just
makes sense
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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rara213
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December 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC

That Awkward Moment...
when you make eye contact with the person through the crack of a bathroom stall

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HarrisonMerlo
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December 7, 2012 4:32pm UTC

My girlfriend just said that I put sports before our relationship
Bullsh*t. It's our sixth season together

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itsamadworld
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October 26, 2012 3:11pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Peace1231
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September 21, 2012 8:24pm UTC

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BravoSierra
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September 19, 2012 3:02pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Favorite this quote if
You've had your witty for longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.

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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 6:30pm UTC

My mom hid the Nutella.
Challenge Excepted.
nmq

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nova ♥*
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September 18, 2012 9:30pm UTC

A girl in my math class recently attempted committing suicide.
as she walked into class this morning the four popular boys in our class stood up and started singing You Don't Know You're Beautiful by One Direction to her. The whole class was so touched by what the boys did.
I haven't lost all hope in our world just yet.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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liveloveski2300
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September 16, 2012 9:13am UTC

AUTUMN
Crisp leaves falling from the trees. Boots. Leggings. Pumpkins. Apples. Apple cider. Uggs. Maine boots. Purple. Red. Orange. Yellow. Sweaters. Flannels. Cardigans. Skinny jeans. First kisses. Hugs. Hay rides. Haunted houses. Halloween. Candy. Carmel. Long walks. Fall is in the air ♥

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emosexy
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September 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC

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1) press the fave button
2) highlight the numbers
3) press Ctrl and f
4) press 99 and see what happenes :P

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_ItsCat_
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September 12, 2012 8:52pm UTC

95% of Teens drink alcohol and smoke ...
Like if you like Apple Juice .
Format by twilightgirl995

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 5:05pm UTC

-Today in woodshop-
Teacher: Now this machine has a 93 inch long blade.
Boy behind me: Yeah, mine's 93 inches long, too.
Class: *snickers*
Teacher: *oblivious* Now the blade has two protectors on either side of it.
Same boy: Mine has three 'cause that's how boss I am.
Class: *snickers louder*
Teacher: It can slice through wood very easily, even hard wood.
Boy: Yeah, mine does that every day. That's how tough it is.
Class: *dying of laughter*
Teacher: I know it might seem funny, but it's actually very dangerous.
Boy: I know, I'm always warning people about it.

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Travis Allred*
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September 9, 2012 6:35pm UTC

Forrest Gump
Forrest: Will you marry me?
[Jenny turns and look at him]
Forrest: Id make a good husband, Jenny
Jenny: You would, Forrest
Forrest: But you wont marry me
Jenny: [sadly] You dont wanna marry me
Forrest: Why dont you love me, Jenny?
[Jenny says nothing]
Forrest: I'm not a smart man, but i know what love is

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legit7
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September 5, 2012 10:23pm UTC

WITTIANS!
I think every Friday we should write a "w" on our
hand and see if we can find other people from witty.
Not just like any random day of the year but just on
Fridays as like an annual thing?
Fave/comment so people can see this please?
*I pinky promise this is not for faves :)

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