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  1. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2009 1:19am UTC
    You put on a good show,
    but I'd be willing to bet that your suffering
    more than you let anyone see.
    -Edward Cullen

  2. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2009 12:50am UTC
    Psh, I didn't trip.
    I just wanted to smell the floor.
    Smells gooood too ;)

  3. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2009 10:11am UTC
    And does anybody else feel like a traitor...
    when you walk into Aeropostale wearing a Hollister shirt

  4. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 11:55am UTC
    Gretchen Weiners, Mean Girls
    Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!

  5. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 11:18am UTC
    I find it ironic how...
    on the day the movie New Moon comes out,
    the phase of the moon that night will actually be a new moon.
    They tottally planned that out(:

  6. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 10:22pm UTC
    Jacob Black actually imprinted on me.
    They just got the name wrong in the book(;

  7. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2009 2:18pm UTC
    ***
    I wanna go there, where you go.
    I wanna find out what you know.
    And maybe someday down the road,
    sit back and say to myself...
    I like how you are with me,
    in our future history,
    and maybe someday down the road.
    I'll sit back and say to myself,
    'yeah, I thought so.'

  8. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2009 9:59pm UTC
    When we go out at night,
    and stars are shinin' bright
    up in the skies above.
    Or at the high school dance.
    Where you can find romance.
    Maybe it might be love
    <3
    Grease

  9. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2009 9:29pm UTC
    Did anybody else watch the new iCarly today...
    and laugh histerically when Sam called Freddie a "Dip-thong"
    :)

  10. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2009 4:34pm UTC
    POP it, lock it,
    p . o . l . k . a d . o . t . it
    c o u n t r y - f y
    then
    hip hop it.
    Put your hawk in the sky ,
    move
    side to side,
    jump to the left *
    s
    t
    i
    c
    k
    i
    t
    glide.

  11. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2009 3:01pm UTC
    (:)
    ^ Does anyone else think that looks like a clam?! ^
    cuz I doo!

  12. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2009 2:52pm UTC
    Squidward, your steaming.
    Your like a steamed vegetable. Only smarter(:
    -Spongebob

  13. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2009 3:38pm UTC
    e v e r y t h i n g h a s i t ' s b e a u t y ,
    b u t n o t e v e r y o n e s e e s i t .

  14. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2009 3:10pm UTC
    "Latte"
    Is Italian for
    you paid too much
    for that coffee(:
    from Photobucket
    but I think we all know that

  15. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 10:46pm UTC
    DancewithGod.
    he'll let the perfect man cut in.
    -flair

  16. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 10:37pm UTC
    STOP, DROP, AND ROLL
    Does not work in Hell(:

  17. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 4:34pm UTC
    random fact
    There is a giant mushroom in Oregon that is over 2,400 years old,
    covers 3.4 square miles of land, and is still growing!

  18. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 4:31pm UTC
    random fact
    A pig in Japan says "moo-moo".

  19. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 4:25pm UTC
    random fact
    In 1998, Sony accidently sold 700,000 camcorders
    that had the technology to see through people''s clothes.

  20. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 4:24pm UTC
    random fact
    George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.

:)

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