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  1. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    Either that's another firework or a tribute is dead.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    how do people fall asleep so easily like
    when i'm trying to sleep i have to create and act out a whole f.cking movie length story in my head and then contemplate the meaning of life before i even feel tired and then this b.tch next to me starts snoring in two minutes

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    Sometimes,
    I will just get annoyed with people randomly.
    Like I don’t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them
    but their presence just bothers me.

  4. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    Me: *Reading a book*
    Person: What are you reading?
    Me: *holds up book while continuing to read*
    Person: Oh yeah, I read that book! Did you get to the part where ________ dies?
    Me: WHAT THE F*CK HAVE YOU DONE

  5. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    STARDOLL QUOTE.
    All of these stardoll quotes are getting me excited so i want to know- What was your guys's usernames and what clubs did you go to and stuff? My username was ChicKittylover. I was actually pretty popular on there.. i had alot of friends but now i just can't log in anymore because it's so deathly boring. I was an MSW'er, and OC'er, and an AL'er. My doll is fabulous also if you wanna check it out xD Soo yeahh, comment!

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    sometimes i feel offended by american stereotypes
    but then i remember that we had a nationwide panic when they stopped making twinkies

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    Honestly,,
    some of the sexiest things about a guy
    is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired,
    the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face
    when he knows he’s done something good,
    and the protective instincts he has
    when it comes to his girl.

  8. sydkid123 sydkid123
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
    me: falls on my face trying to put on socks

  9. xstaybeautiful xstaybeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    what if one day the earth was just like "i'm done" and flew into the sun

  11. Maicy Rasmus* Maicy Rasmus*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    While walking into a store, I over heard a conversation between a guy and a girl.
    "But, I'm tired of dating a girl with scars all over her legs. It stresses me."
    I know I shouldn't of said anything, But I did. I turned to him and said,
    Just because your girlfriend has scars all over her legs, doesn't mean anything. Your girlfriend is beautiful in
    every way, and it takes a right guy to see that. But unfortunately, that guy isn't you. If you were
    a real man, you would tell her she's beautiful even if she has scars all over her legs.
    I know it could be stressful for you, But it's more stressful for her. Scars are beautiful, it means you
    won the fight but not the war. If you weren't such a ignorant guy, you would stick with her through this..
    When everyone heard me stick up for her...
    They clapped and said well done.
    I never felt so proud in my life.

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    How to murder someone:
    tell them you love them
    and never
    talk to them again...

  13. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Unless you physically see me
    opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    It’s kind of like,
    the difference between putting your hand on your own,
    and him putting his hand on yours.
    When you touch your hand, you don’t feel it,
    nothing happens, it’s just there.
    But when he has his hand there,
    you feel everything.
    Every move of his palm,
    every squeeze of his hand,
    and every brush of his finger.
    And you feel it right down to your toes and up to your neck.
    Everything in your body tingles,
    but it’s the most wonderful thing ever.
    Every move he makes,
    he makes a difference.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    Boys take off their shirts so weird. Like, they grab the shirt from the back of
    their neck and yank it over their head. That is so sexual. Like, I don't even know how you do it, boys.

  16. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    it's really cute
    when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    you never really know someone
    until you have a conversation with them at 3 am.

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    seeing
    cute and put-together 12 and 13 year olds
    gets me so angry
    they’re supposed to be awkward
    with bad haircuts
    they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did

  20. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    but
    "JUST FRIENDS"
    just don't
    look at each other
    talk to each other
    touch each other
    love each other
    like that.

:)

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