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xAngelxWingsx
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 3:15pm UTC

today after school my friend asked “hey can i get your dick in a box” and i was like “no, but you can get it in a cage, cause it’s a wild animal” and the drama teacher overheard me and choked on her coffee

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xAngelxWingsx
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 3:13pm UTC

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

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xAngelxWingsx
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 10:49am UTC

"i'm different than most girls"
-most girls

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xAngelxWingsx
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 7:05pm UTC

You didn't have a good childhood,
if your mother didn't give birth to you.

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xAngelxWingsx
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 7:59pm UTC

me: * le on the computer *
mom: * walks in randomly *
me:
mom:
me:
mom: you must seek IMMEDIATE medical attention if you have an erecti0n that lasts more than 4 hours.
me:
mom:
me:
mom: i will now grab a kit kat from your stash and be on my way.
me:
me:
me: this is going on the internet.
true story. -____-

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xAngelxWingsx
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 9:29am UTC

click to see this quote

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xAngelxWingsx
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 5:56pm UTC

She talks like summer,
and walks like rain,
reminds me that there's a time to change.
- D r o p s O f J u p i t e r ; T r a i n

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xAngelxWingsx
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 10:17pm UTC

Drama, Lies, Tears;
Cheers to the teenage years.

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xAngelxWingsx
posted a quote
September 3, 2011 9:06am UTC

Hi ads,
I am not looking for a single man over 40.
But thanks anyways.

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xAngelxWingsx
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 10:26pm UTC

I'm excited for..
Bright leaves, Bonfires,
No more hot and sweaty attire,
Fuzzy boots, Comfy sweaters,
Enjoying the cool fall weather,
Football games, Crisp air,
No more summer time frizzy hair.
Football games, Watching stars,
Blasting music in our cars.
Hurry up fall.
♥

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xAngelxWingsx
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 4:16pm UTC

wtffff
There was an earthquake? people in my neighborhood felt it..
I didn't..
wow.

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xAngelxWingsx
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 4:28pm UTC

.
I wish that,
some people had a " block " button..
nmf

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xAngelxWingsx
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 1:26am UTC

-They found a cure.
Thank you Doctor Gardener.
nmqnmf

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xAngelxWingsx
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 6:47pm UTC

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Dad:
I saw a woman with a sweatshirt
with " guess " on the front.
So I said, " implants " ?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
nmf

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xAngelxWingsx
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 10:40am UTC

Excuse me,
While i LOL@
Those boobs you're
trying to show off
in your default..
nmf

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xAngelxWingsx
posted a quote
July 16, 2011 9:48pm UTC

I hate when
you go to the mall, & you see 9 year old girls, & in their right hand they have an ice coffee, & in their left is an iPhone.
Really? i had apple juice & a Tamagotchi .

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xAngelxWingsx
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 2:43pm UTC

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Today I was in traffic and a car obnoxiously was blaring rap
music with its windows open.
The car in front of me started playing classical music on full
volume and opened the windows,
effectively shutting up the other car.
I applauded.
TheirLifeIsAverage.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
ilovewill
Confession#1: No matter
how happy I seem, look, sound,
don't ever, EVER believe me.

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xAngelxWingsx
posted a quote
May 26, 2011 7:01pm UTC

Keep talking,
one day you might say something smart.
❤

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xAngelxWingsx
posted a quote
April 2, 2011 9:54am UTC

if i got paid for everytime
i logged onto witty,
well damn. . i'd be a millionaire.
❤

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xAngelxWingsx
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 8:36am UTC

ATELOPHOBIA
the fear of imperfection, of not being good enough.
not my format.

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