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  1. lose_yourselfx lose_yourselfx
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 5:35pm EDT
    i’d tap that.
    lol jk.
    i wouldn’t even poke it on facebook.
    *not mine.

  2. iLoserx9 iLoserx9
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 5:15pm EDT
    Dear Nine,
    I know you want to.
    Sincerely, Six

  3. HowBoutHannah HowBoutHannah
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 4:56pm EDT
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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  5. emiinnerr emiinnerr
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 4:56pm EDT
    Dear MTV,
    I was wondering if I could get my "M" back.
    You know... since you're not using it.
    Sincerely, _usic

  6. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 4:17pm EDT
    What if…
    When we're 30 we still use witty; making quotes about our kids and complaining about our husbands.

  7. TeamJacobxo TeamJacobxo
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 7:55pm EDT
    One year ago,
    on Oct. 26, 2009
    Victoria Marie Sousa passed away
    From the swine flu.
    she was a
    [[sister..daughter..friend..teamate]]
    so please,
    can i get 8 faves
    For #8
    ♥RIP Victoria♥
    ♥___♥
    format: iloveyou5x

  8. xthatsxlifex xthatsxlifex
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 7:51pm EDT
    there's a girl crying in my mirror;
    and there's nothing i can say to make her feel better <|3

  9. beliebinchances beliebinchances
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 6:58pm EDT
    "WHY WONT MY LOCKER OPEN?!"
    *kid walks up*
    'Dude, that's my locker'
    awkward..
    format by - 11xLIVELaughLOVEx11 -

  10. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 4:49pm EDT
    I'm not a hot girl;;
    i will probably never turn you on, take your
    breath away, or impress your friends with the
    way I look... but I can make you laugh and
    make you feel wanted, and sometimes i'm
    really freaking cute. I just wish that could be
    enough, just once. ♥

  11. bbylifeiseasy bbylifeiseasy
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 7:46pm EDT
    When we were little
    our dads would put us on
    their shoulders when our
    feet were hurting ♥
    format credit to secretsunspoken_x
    my quote


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  13. lovelovelovelove lovelovelovelove
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 4:27pm EDT
    Caution.
    wet paint.
    >>I have to touch it,<<
    the sign might be lying.

  14. ccx33 ccx33
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 4:02pm EDT
    Today,
    at my middle school,
    the principal on the announcements said, "Hi, welcome to PMS, and I hope you enjoy your first period." Win.
    MLIA

  15. lovelovelovelove lovelovelovelove
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 4:45pm EDT
    iPad
    what's next?
    >>iTampon?<<

  16. lovelovelovelove lovelovelovelove
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 4:40pm EDT
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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  18. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2010 7:14pm EDT
    today i lost my
    mood ring
    and i have no idea how i feel about that.
    MLIA

  19. sillyslinky sillyslinky
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 6:46pm EDT
    I would like to fake my own death,
    To find out if he actually cares about me.


  20. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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