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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. SourStraps__x SourStraps__x
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 8:57am UTC
    Let's make a deal...
    I'll be your mistress
    if you be my tiger woods.
    Bahhaahha, made it up then! No jocking. kthnx!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:07am UTC
    Yankee Doodle went to town while riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroniiiii!

  5. sccrhawtie13 sccrhawtie13
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:08am UTC
    Love Me or Hate Me;
    its still an obsession.

  6. QTxxbabie4 QTxxbabie4
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:13am UTC
    "no offence but you look like a stripper"
    "hey!"
    "a high end stripper...like for governers and pro athletes"
    hahahahahaha(:

  7. stardollPresentations101 stardollPresentations101
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:14am UTC
    I always
    JUMP over the sofa
    Instead of walking past it
    Just to make it look
    DRAMATIC
    -all mine ( I re-released it)

  8. alice2078 alice2078
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:20am UTC
    Did You Do Your Homework?
    We had homework? Crap.
    Good, I won't be the only one in trouble.

  9. SourStraps__x SourStraps__x
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:23am UTC
    Talk to the booty
    Cos the hand's off duty.

  10. katie2411 katie2411
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:24am UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. Hann_x Hann_x
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:24am UTC
    When Life Gives You
    LEMONS,
    Keep Them To Squeeze In Peoples Eyes
    When Needed.
    (:

  12. stardollPresentations101 stardollPresentations101
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:26am UTC
    Girls take 5 MILLION pictures trying to get the best one,
    but guys take 1 picture barley look at it, and think its fine
    -facebook(:

  13. sunset_xo_sunrise sunset_xo_sunrise
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:30am UTC
    He's the ice cream man
    & she's
    The flavor of the month ♥

  14. ill_be_loving_you__ ill_be_loving_you__
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:30am UTC
    Dear Life,
    I want my lemons NOW.
    Love, me.

  15. cutecrew1234 cutecrew1234
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:35am UTC
    Me: "Can i go to the mall?"
    Mom: Not today.
    Me: "why not?!"
    Mom: Because I said so, that's why.
    WTF!? HAPPENS. ALL. THE. TIME. :-|

  16. gymsock14 gymsock14
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:37am UTC
    why can't everybody be like
    lady gaga

  17. katie2411 katie2411
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:37am UTC
    texting<3

  18. Katie_Starr Katie_Starr
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:38am UTC
    I'm the only one in my year who doesn't scream when someone sees a wasp.
    My class jump on top of chairs to get away from them.
    Me... I just sit there
    And I'm fine
    ...Until people hit me over the head with their books because I let it land in my hair.
    True - even the bit about people standing on chairs.
    ~Katie

  19. Laurieeex3 Laurieeex3
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:40am UTC
    Ok, if we get caught here's the story . . .

  20. stardollPresentations101 stardollPresentations101
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:41am UTC
    Boy:I think you are ABCDEFGHIJK.
    Girl:What is that mean?
    Boy:Adorable,beautiful,charming, delightful,
    elegent, fiesty, gorgeous and hot.
    Girl:What is IJK mean?
    Boy:I'm just kidding :D
    -facebook xDD

:)

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