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  1. x0xemmie0xxec x0xemmie0xxec
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 3:37pm UTC
    Put your music player on shuffle
    • Press forward for each question.
    • Use the song title as the answer to the question.
    • No cheating.
    1. How am I feeling today?
    smile-uncle kracker. (so not ture)
    2. Where will I get married?
    dynamite- tio cruz
    3. What is my best friend's theme song?
    dueces-chris brown
    4. What is high school like?
    shake-jesse mccartney
    5. What is the best thing that happened to me?
    better than revenge-taylor swift
    6. How is today going to be?
    animal-neon trees
    7. What is in store for this weekend?
    teenage dream- katy perry
    8. What song describes my parents?
    fancy- drake
    9. How is my life going?
    club cant handle me- flo rida
    10. What song will they played at my funeral?
    move shake drop- dj laz
    11. How does the world see me?
    stuck like glue- sugarland
    12. What do my friends really think of me?
    love like woe- the ready set
    13 Does someone absolutely love me?
    swing- savage
    14. How can I make myself happy?
    buy you a drank- t-pain (lmao)
    15. What should I do with my life?
    i like it- enrique eglasies
    16. Will I ever have children?
    everybody loves me- one republic
    17. What is some good advice?
    dental care- owl city
    18. What do I think my current theme song is?
    back to december- taylor swift
    19. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
    speak now- taylor swift
    20. What type of men do you like?
    no love- eminem (woooww)
    21. Will you get married?
    kryptonite- 3 doors down
    22. What should I do with my love life?
    raise your glass- p!nk
    23. Where will you live?
    we speak no americano- yolanda Be cool
    24. What will your dying words be?
    take it off- ke$ha(teeheee)

  2. x0xemmie0xxec x0xemmie0xxec
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 3:16pm UTC
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  3. x0xemmie0xxec x0xemmie0xxec
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2010 1:26pm UTC
    seeing a bug,
    then realizing it flies..
    just makes it 10 times scarier..\:
    Format Credit: CMPSunday

  4. x0xemmie0xxec x0xemmie0xxec
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2010 11:35am UTC
    not my format.credit to whoever - song;; Stuck like glue by Sugarland
    whoa-oh whoa-oh
    stuck like glue
    you and me baby we're stuck like glue

  5. x0xemmie0xxec x0xemmie0xxec
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2010 11:22am UTC
    Now go stand in the corner
    and think
    About what you did

  6. x0xemmie0xxec x0xemmie0xxec
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 7:24pm UTC
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  7. x0xemmie0xxec x0xemmie0xxec
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 8:17pm UTC
    I LOVE IMCADEN.♥

  8. x0xemmie0xxec x0xemmie0xxec
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2010 3:17pm UTC
    And with every woman
    there is a man ♥
    minee♥

  9. x0xemmie0xxec x0xemmie0xxec
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 2:55pm UTC
    Don't Read!!!!
    There was this girl and she was with
    her friend.
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house. XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    f you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to die!
    sorry freaked me out :\

  10. x0xemmie0xxec x0xemmie0xxec
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 3:08pm UTC
    ▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
    You got that right
    you are not the
    Brightest
    crayon in the box
    but babe, i love you anyway(;
    ▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄

  11. x0xemmie0xxec x0xemmie0xxec
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 6:50pm UTC
    My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.​​​You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight.

  12. x0xemmie0xxec x0xemmie0xxec
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2010 2:35pm UTC
    -Grab your Phone. Got it ?!
    yeeep
    -What kind is your phone?
    noo cluee..like A78234.5 or someethinn
    -Who’s the last person you called?
    mommmmy((;
    -Who was your last missed call from?
    Laau is a saint =]
    -Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
    Danny O'Brien
    -Who’s the third person who comes up under E?
    Emma Crocker
    -Who was your last received call from?
    Brookie smells bad[:
    -How many messages are currently in your inbox?
    31
    -What do you have as your background?
    Me as Dr. BG((:
    -Who’s the 5th message in your inbox from?
    Chevy!!
    -Who’s the first person who comes up under B?
    Barbara the stalker
    -How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
    6or7<---haard to see
    -Who was your last message from?
    Chevy!
    -Who is the first name in your phone book?
    Abbi Ricketson
    -Who is the last person in your phonebook?
    Zach Johnson
    -Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox.
    Javin,.<3
    Chevy!!
    Laau is a saint =]
    Brookie smells bad[:
    Kailey Cardinal
    Jarret Petrezelli
    -Who’s the 5th person under A?
    Aimee Cabral
    -Who is the ninth person on your missed call list?
    Abbi Ricketson
    -What does the 6th message on your outbox say?
    To Laau: Some one changed my password while we were at school? Hm.. i wonder .. ?

  13. x0xemmie0xxec x0xemmie0xxec
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2010 2:26pm UTC
    Quiz ♥
    Basics
    Name: Emilyy
    Birthday: 6/14
    Current Location: my compuuteer room.
    Current Mood: tireed&+doonee.
    Favorites
    Flower: Daiseys
    Color: Purple(:
    Restaurant: Beertuccciis
    Store: Hollisteeeeer
    Animal: Monkeeeys
    Drink: Coffee Moocha Coolatta.
    This That or Both:
    Summer or Winter: summmeer
    Shoes or Purse: Shoes!(:
    Jeans or Skirt: bothhhhhh
    Showers or Baths: Showers
    Rich or Famous: rich.
    Diamonds or Pearls: dimoonnnds[;
    Nsync or Backstreet Boys: Backtreet boys
    Yoga or Sports: Sportsss.
    Ocean or Pool: Pooool.
    Pink or Blue: Pinnk.
    White or Black: white
    Real tan or Tanning beds: reeeal
    Preppy or Gothic: Prepppy.
    Eyeliner or Mascara: Booothh(:
    Lipgloss or Lipstick: Gloosss.
    Boys!
    Taken or Single: Taakeen
    Relationships or Flings: Relationships .
    What's more important looks or personality: personality
    Longest relationship: 9 moonths </3
    Shortest relationship: Two daaays. (:
    Crush?: ooohh yeees
    Does he know you like him: Yesss.
    Do you believe in soulmates: deepends,
    Do you like romantic guys: Love (:
    Flowers or candy? CANNDDDDYYYY
    Have you been in love: i doubbt it...im 12
    Has any guy ever cheated on you: noopee.
    Have you ever cheated: nopeee(:
    Friends:
    Who's your best friend: Toughiiie..Laaau and Broookiie <3
    Do you tell him/her everything: theey know moree about me thaaan i do
    Would you do anything for him/her: Id die for her.
    Can you be yourself in front of your girls: bahahaha, yeaaah.
    Do you spend lots of time shopping with them: hellll yeess
    Is it better to have lots of buddies or one or two best friends: one or two best friends.(:

  14. x0xemmie0xxec x0xemmie0xxec
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2010 2:39pm UTC
    Test Your Tongue </3
    find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    *find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    *Once youve found the "b" Find The Mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once You've Found The Mistake Find the 1
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1III
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999699999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    once you've found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMNMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    once you've found the N... Find the Q...
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Find the i
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    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllI
    now, make 2 wishes!
    *~*they will come true!!!!!! *~*
    As soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" ;)
    if u don't ur wishes wont come true! :(

  15. x0xemmie0xxec x0xemmie0xxec
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2010 2:28pm UTC
    Be Yourself
    The original one is always the best
    So don't be a copy.

  16. x0xemmie0xxec x0xemmie0xxec
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2010 3:04pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment When;;
    class is completely silent
    and you burst out laughing and everyone stares.. |:
    click the ♥ if its happened to you

  17. x0xemmie0xxec x0xemmie0xxec
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2010 2:43pm UTC
    Why does this always happen to me.?
    i knew it right away.
    as soon as it said "1 new voicemail"
    i knew i didnt have to even listen to it.
    sure enough,
    i was right.
    i am now single
    with a broken heart.
    mine. true story. is it right to break up with someone in a voicemail? comennt and tell me.
    thanks(:

  18. x0xemmie0xxec x0xemmie0xxec
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2010 3:06pm UTC
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  19. x0xemmie0xxec x0xemmie0xxec
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 12:54pm UTC
    &+I miss those days when,
    We were together
    Everything felt so right.
    I thought it was going to last forever
    Or at least that's what he said.
    But you broke my heart.</3
    Yet, Three Months Later..
    i think i still love him.
    minee
    -credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

  20. x0xemmie0xxec x0xemmie0xxec
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 12:47pm UTC
    SO BIG
    (;

:)

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