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  1. BecauseIcan3 BecauseIcan3
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    The cure for aids
    Could be in the Terms and Conditions
    And no one would ever know...
    ._.

  2. gooliaxo98 gooliaxo98
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    so today was the most awesomest day of my life,
    my crush took me by the hand,
    then got down on one knee and asked me out
    he said hes been wanting to do this for a while but he got to scared
    i said yes and we hugged he wasnt afraid to be seen with me in public even if i was hyper that day i love him,
    nahhh....
    im just kidding i failed a test today♥

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, "they're killing my family,
    and I'll have to fight the attacker naked."

  4. bbrox514 bbrox514
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    2012: Come at me bro!
    1800: Advance towards me brotheren.

  5. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    That awkward
    moment
    when you walk past
    someone who used to mean the world to
    you.
    a unicorn.

  6. tt505 tt505
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    FACEBOOK SHOULD HAVE
    single
    in a relationship
    engaged
    married
    it's complicated
    in an open relationship
    widowed
    separated
    divorced
    talking
    kinda talking
    something but nothing
    confused
    leading someone on
    being led on by someone
    homewrecker
    mutual understanding
    bestfriends with benefits
    in a love triangle
    in love
    broken hearted
    forever alone
    as options..

  7. Spencer Grace✨* Spencer Grace✨*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    nmf. not to be offensive to anyone.
    What Girls Worry About
    - Weight
    - Hair
    -Boobs
    -Looks
    - Makeup
    -Him
    -Clothes
    -Why he didnt text back.
    -Food.
    What Guys Worry About
    -Xbox
    -Their Junk
    - Their muscles
    - Their favorite sport
    - Their 'girlfriend(s)
    -Their Buddies
    - Food.

  8. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    ☐ in a relationship
    ☐ single
    ☑planning to die alone with 72 cats

  9. JenMigdalia14 JenMigdalia14
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Valentines Day is so fake. If you love a girl, you'll treat her special every day. Not once out of 365 days.

  10. give_me_h0pe give_me_h0pe
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Disney
    gave me unrealistic expectations about boys.

  11. sunshineydays123 sunshineydays123
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    when your crush says "k";;
    dont be mad, get glad!
    because every kiss begins with K
    ;)

  12. amyyjeannXD amyyjeannXD
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    if you ever leave me, baby;
    leave some morphine at my door.
    because it would take a whole lot of medication,
    to realize what we used to have; we don't have it anymore.

  13. lynnsweets143 lynnsweets143
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    Google
    ______________________________
    |liar, coward, heart breaker, player, jerk, dick|
    Did you mean: him
    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Make Google my homepage
    Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©2010 - Privacy
    nmf

  14. xomarisa14xo xomarisa14xo
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    Instead of Forever 21;
    I'm going to create a store called "Finally 22"

  15. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    I WONDER IF YOU
    EVER STOP & THINK,
    "DAMN I MISS HER."

  16. dave franco* dave franco*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 12:01pm UTC
    I saw you for like 5 seconds
    and it made my entire day.
    nmf

  17. CapnKatKat CapnKatKat
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    19 kids and counting?
    It's time to find a new hobby.

  18. ColorMeeSamm ColorMeeSamm
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    "Police, Open the door!"
    "Whats the password?"

  19. BrownEyesBlackEyeliner BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 10:21am UTC
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  20. andrejakathryn andrejakathryn
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 9:17pm UTC
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