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  1. nova ♥* nova ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    He watched her take off her makeup,
    and wondered why she even put it on. ♥

  2. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    Happy has five letters, pizza has five letters, this is no coincidence.

  3. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
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    August 27, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    I don't know how I'm going to be more active in the future when I still go out of breath walking up a flight of stairs.

  4. PrincessTiana PrincessTiana
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    I don't understand how 12 year olds nowadays look they're 18.
    like, is their some kind of fast maturing drug going around or..


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    At Guitar Center
    My Brother: WOW DAD THIS DRUM SET IS ON SALE
    My Dad: Wow that's amazing now you only need $600 and knowledge on how to play drums
    Worker: *snickers*

  7. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    I can do a handstand but instead of using my hands I use my feet so it's even cooler I guess


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    see his smile? its fake
    see his eyes? they are tired
    see his face? its sad
    see that boy? he is broken

  10. Pitaya* Pitaya*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 10:48am UTC
    Bringing back ''noob'' as my insult of choice

  11. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    Atleast Robby Ray still has Jackson.

  12. Fireiscatching Fireiscatching
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    Heart: I'm hurting again.
    Lungs: We can't breath.
    Stomach: All those butterflies were for nothing.
    Eyes: We're crying again.
    Brain: I warned you, idiots.

  13. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 4:23pm UTC
    person: what's your type?
    Me: fictional

  14. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
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    August 27, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    fun prank: buy a real handgun and paint the nozzle tip bright orange so it looks like a plastic toy gun. Pick a fight with a thug, pull out the gun. He will obviously laugh. Shoot him, he will die.
    (side note: this prank could lead to getting arrested but lets just focus on the good things)

  15. happiest* happiest*
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    August 27, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad

  16. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 11:19am UTC
    If you're "skinny" thats ok (◠‿◠✿)
    as long as you're happy and healthy
    If you're "fat" thats ok (◠‿◠✿)
    as long as you're happy and healthy

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    my chem teacher set the table on fire today what a great first day of school

  18. happiest* happiest*
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    August 27, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class
    Tumblr, i just love it

  19. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 8:39am UTC
    Too glam to give a damn.

  20. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    We both know I loved you more

:)

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