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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 12:32pm UTC
    anyone here like the smell of fresh air? well if you do, you’re a plant murderer. there’s pollen in that air and frankly im offended that you’d breathe it

  2. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 12:52pm UTC
    You start with something pure...
    Something exciting, And then come the mistakes...
    The compromises...
    We create our own demons.
    Of course, there are those who say progress is dangerous,
    But none of them ever make any. So if I were to wrap this up - tie it with a bow...
    I'd say that the world is dangerous, But that danger needs people like us, brave.

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 12:57pm UTC
    my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing

  4. IJustNeedLovee IJustNeedLovee
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 6:50pm UTC
    I hope you understand that I'll probably never get over you. Even though you're not and might never be mine, I honestly love you with all my heart. You're so sweet and funny and you make me feel better about myself. To me you'll always be a knight in shining amour but I'm not your princess. I swear I didn't mean to fall but I couldn't control it. Now everyone has to live up to you and I don't think anyone will.
    I'll find someone eventually but they'll never be you

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

  6. doncasturbate* doncasturbate*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    4:00 wallow in self pity
    4:30 stare into the abyss
    5:00 solve world hunger...................
    ..................................tell no one
    5:30 jezzercise
    6:30 dinner with me, I can't cancel that again.
    7:00 wrestle with self-loathing
    I'm booked.
    If I bumped the loathing to 9:00, I'd have time to lay in bed,
    stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness.
    But what would I wear?!

  7. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    Where trouble
    melts like lemon drops,
    high above the chimney tops,
    that's where you'll find me.

  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    everything
    that kills me
    makes me
    feel alive.

  9. justyourtypicalgirl justyourtypicalgirl
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 10:07pm UTC
    i try to not be selfish and think of the other people out there who have it
    worse, but no matter how hard i try i cant fight these tears

  10. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 11:51am UTC
    And, oh, pretty girl,
    i know that i just met you,
    BUT I MIGHT JUST DARE TO SAY, THAT I LOVE YOU.
    And, oh, sweet perfection,
    won't you hear my
    one confession?
    I have been lost,
    but dear,
    I'M FOUND.
    Please don't remove this!

  11. shinigamii shinigamii
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 4:45am UTC
    "Can we create something
    beautiful
    and then destroy it?"
    pierce the veil

  12. shinigamii shinigamii
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 4:13am UTC
    He wanted to change the world,
    to make it all worthwhile.
    So he put his pen to paper
    and poured out everything inside.
    He's read the scene and unpacked
    the man that he had became,
    So leave him trailing on the fast track
    to falling into his grave.
    -Asking Alexandria


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    “But rarely do you ever tell people about the true depths of your loneliness, about how you feel more and more alienated from your friends each passing day and you’re not sure how to fix it. It seems like everyone is just better at living than you are.” «

  15. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 9:26am UTC
    "I know that's what people say: you'll get over it. I'd say it too, but I know it isn't true. Oh, you'll be happy again, never fear. But you won't forget. Every time you fall in love it will be because something in the man reminds you of him."

  16. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that
    you secretly hate me.

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    ugh you know that feeling where you want someone SO BAD like not even in a sexual way like you just want to touch their skin and hug them and feel their warmth and smell their scent and feel how soft their hair is and look into their eyes and hear their voice and soak in their presence like it’s physically impossible to have them by your side but you need it so bad like you just want them to be yours you want them physically there for you

  18. cecaldwell18 cecaldwell18
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 6:53am UTC
    friend:on a scale one to ten how much do you like Harry Potter?
    me:nine and three quarters
    friend:?????
    friend:on a scale one to ten how much d you like Divergent
    me:four
    friend:?????
    friend:on a scale one to ten how much do you like Percy Jackson
    me:seven
    friend:????I dont understand any of this????
    me:it's ok young one
    friend:which is your favorite
    me:YOU CANT ASK ME TO CHOSE BEETWEEN MY BABIES


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. DeathlyHallows DeathlyHallows
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    1,090,739 words.
    3,363 pages.
    199 chapters.
    17 hours and 14 minutes.
    8 movies.
    7 books.
    1 story.
    Harry Potter.

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