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  1. vlibbyv vlibbyv
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 3:45am UTC
    bob the builder can we fix it?
    yes we can!
    fav you if you just sung the song :D

  2. MeGaN44 MeGaN44
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 3:48am UTC
    when i was a kid my grandmother always taught me a YELLOW light doesn't mean to slow down it means to speed up and hope you don't get caught by the police!!
    gotta love my grandmother :)

  3. Michy_x Michy_x
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 3:50am UTC
    Fall In Love With Someone Who Deserves Your Heart
    not with someone who plays with it♥

  4. iheart_questionmarkk iheart_questionmarkk
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 10:20am UTC
    the only reason you can't sleep at night is because you're awake in someone else's dreams♥

  5. iheart_questionmarkk iheart_questionmarkk
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2010 3:51pm UTC
    so last night,
    my aunt and I were playing our guitars together
    when all of a sudden one of her strings snapped and she said,
    "oops, there goes my g-string"
    i don't think my face has ever been a deeper shade of red in my entire life.

  6. iheart_questionmarkk iheart_questionmarkk
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2010 6:16pm UTC
    why the hell would this font be an option?!
    (why the hell would this font be an option?!)

  7. Stacker009 Stacker009
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2010 3:14pm UTC
    Offensive Joke #12
    IM SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU
    Why were there only 300 Mexicans at the party?
    They only had 2 cars

  8. xxdancerxx5xx xxdancerxx5xx
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 12:04pm UTC
    Who else thinks that when...
    Your teacher takes a kids phone away and you go to lunch
    that the teacher goes through everything?

  9. rawrXD rawrXD
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 5:59pm UTC
    School... the smell of hairstraightner at 6:30 in the mornig

  10. Helper Helper
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2010 8:08am UTC
    Welcome To Gym....
    The Fighting May Begin.


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  12. musicluver216 musicluver216
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2010 4:58pm UTC
    Welcome To The Teenage World
    Where everything that you say is replied by thats what she said !
    Thingyy by :aero1234

  13. milliektt milliektt
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    July 15, 2010 2:59pm UTC
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  16. alyssababe15 alyssababe15
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    July 18, 2010 8:12pm UTC
    when i was 5 years old my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life.when i went to school they asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up i wrote down "happy". They told me i didn't understand the assignment and i told them they didn't understand life.

  17. aliexo12 aliexo12
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2010 11:20pm UTC
    September.
    All ready and back to school.
    Following you're dream to find that one special guy , have all the friends in the world , and have a fun year [;
    October.
    Fail.
    Get me the hell out of here.


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  20. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
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    July 20, 2010 6:51pm UTC
    To tell you the truth I learn more on witty than I do at school!

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