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wittyunicorn
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 12:15pm UTC

WE NEED A WITTY DAY!
SO ON JANUARY 9TH, 2013 EVERYONE WEAR A
PURPLE SHIRT AND WRITE "WITTY GIRL"
ON YOU ARM, AND SEE WHO'S ON WITTY
AT YOUR SCHOOL!come on girls! LEts
show em'!
REPOSTPLEASE!
BY HOBOWITHASTICKER!

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wittyunicorn
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 8:40am UTC

Zayn Malik
Liam, I love you.
55 minutes ago · comment · like
Liam Payne Zayn, I love you too but you know how it it...
Zayn Malik No, I don't Liam. You keep promising me that you're going to tell Danielle but you never do. I can't take it anymore!
Danielle Peazer Guys, if you're going to tell me you're in love with one another, it's
okay. You tell each other every day. I know you're only kidding! :)
Harry Styles As you all know, I am a man of many words, bt words cannot explain
how awkward this is...
Niall Horan Awkward moment when I don't care how awkward this is. I just want food.
Louis Tomlinson NIALL! YOU IDIOT. DANIELLE, LIAM AND ZAYN ARE IN LOVE, LIKE FOR REAL. ZIAM FOREVS. And Harry, my dear, congratulations on the gorgeous face, meet me in the bedroom in 5. ;)
Liam Payne Well, the cat's out the bag...
Harry Styles ...
Niall Horan I'M STILL HUNGRY.
All credit goes to smile_iloveyou . I just love this quote (:

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wittyunicorn
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 12:14pm UTC

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When Life Gives You
Skittles,
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Throw them at people and yell , "TASTE THE
FREAKIN' RAINBOW !"
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wittyunicorn
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 10:58am UTC

That Awkward Moment
When your grandma says you look "sexy" and you're just like "Um, thanks ?
AWKWARD .
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wittyunicorn
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 5:32pm UTC

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I just logged on to Witty and saw this . Thank you everyone .
I love you so much . Stay beautiful ♥
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wittyunicorn
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 3:13pm UTC

Baby You Light Up My World
Like Nobody Else
♥

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wittyunicorn
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 8:43pm UTC

(-(-(-(-(-_-)-)-)-) \('0')/
This is our gang. And Terry. He's gay.
But we don't judge.
nmq . i just love it (:

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wittyunicorn
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 8:22pm UTC

Today I decided that I am going to try and post a new quote everyday (: Hope you guys like them ;3
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wittyunicorn
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 7:04pm UTC

IF THIS GETS 5 FAVS
i'll smile for the day:)
IF THIS GETS 10 FAVS
i'll laugh and be in shock :D
IF THIS GETS 50 FAVS
I'll be shocked then hug everyone :*
IF THIS GETS 100 FAVS
i'll think im dreaming& cry in joy:')
500 FAVS?
my wildest dream will have come true XD

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wittyunicorn
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 5:58pm UTC

CREDIT-KCLOVE5LAYOUTS
I Love One Direction ♥
Fave if you do too ♥
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wittyunicorn
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 7:57am UTC

I Need A W i t t y Best f r i end ♥

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wittyunicorn
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 8:43pm UTC

CREDIT-KCLOVE5LAYOUTS
We NEED To Stop Joseph Kony.
Fave if you agree ♥
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wittyunicorn
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 6:02pm UTC

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Dear Wittians,
There has been a lot of issues in our society concerning depression, suicide, and self-harm. I just want you all to know that if you EVER need help or just someone to talk to, I'm here for you. No matter how bad a situation seems, it will all get better. Cutting and other self-harm isn't going to help your problems. It only makes them worse. It may feel good to you, but it actually hurts you and the ones around you. If it matters, through it all you guys, I LOVE YOU. No matter what.
Please help to stop self-harm and suicide. I love you all ♥
If you ever need help, email me at ilikeunicorns99@gmail.com . Thanks if you read all of this ♥
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wittyunicorn
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 8:14pm UTC

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I feel lucky when I get 5 faves . Society sucks .
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wittyunicorn
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 7:35am UTC

SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF:
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SQUOOSH ! ;D
nmf

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wittyunicorn
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Credit-kclove5layouts
I Don't Like Witty.
I love it ♥
NMQ
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wittyunicorn
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 12:14pm UTC

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Fave This Quote IfYouHaveEverBeenThroughAHeartBreak </3..

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wittyunicorn
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 7:05pm UTC

If Only
People knew how I feel about myself and my life </3

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wittyunicorn
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 7:03pm UTC

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wittyunicorn
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 6:32pm UTC

Go through contact list on your cell phone. Pick one person from each letter that you see. Be sure to use the name that they are put in your phone as, not necessarily their actual name. Skip over letter you are missing. You can only pick ONE person from each letter. Answer all the questions below honestly...
A: Adam
B: Brian
C: Clayton
D: Devon
E: Evan
F:
G: Grace
H: Hannah
I: ILoveThisChild (Madison)
J: Jazmyn
K: Kaitlyn
L: Lisa (Mom)
M: Mekenzie
N: Nicholas
O: Oshaa (O'sha)
P: Pedro
Q: Quianna (Kiki)
R: Ryan
S: Samuel
T: Tehya
U:
V: Valerie
W:
X:
Y:
Z: Zoe
QUESTIONS
How did you meet C?
Schoool ;P
How close are you to T?
Veery ♥
Would you date R?
Naah ;P
How much do you trust S?
ALot ♥
What would happen if J turned out to be your father?
JazmynIsAGirlSoo o.O
Have you ever had a crush on A?
Maybe ;P
Have you ever secretly had a crush on E,L,T,N, or M?
Evan&Nicholas♥
Do you think that J needs to come out of the closet?
NaahLol ;P
Have to ever held hands with S?
OhhYeaah c;
Whats your favorite thing to do with B?
TruthOrDare♥
Whens the last time you saw E?
LastYear/;
If you had to marry R,K,Y,S or D who would you pick?
Samuel♥
Describe T in one word.
GORGEOUS♥
Do you think C is funny?
YES(:
How long have you been friends with B?
SinceWeWereBorn♥
What would you do if you found out J was married?
Ask"Whoo??"(;
Have you ever been to the mall with S?
Naah;P
You're totally in love with A aren't you?
NotAtAllLololol;P
Do you think M and T would make a good couple?
DefinitelyLol;P
Do you think K would be a fun person to get drunk with?
ProbablyLol ;D
Are you and L friends?
She'sMyMadre ;P

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