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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 10:29pm UTC

society teaches us
"don't get r/aped"
instead of "don't r/ape"
it's sad
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 9:31pm UTC

dear diary,
i met him again this
morning. oh,
those eyes. i hope he
didn't notice the
way i stared. im
sure im just
caught up...i don't know
why, this doesn't
usually happen to me. i
hardly know him so i
hate to say it,
but i wish he was mine.
dear diary,
i saw her again this
morning. i don't know
why i'm always
nervous when i meet
her. i catch my
self smiling at her
smile and then try to
hide it by smiling
at my friends. i know,
smooth, right?
ugh. i don't even
know what i thinks going to
happen, i don't
even know her.
but i wish she was mine.
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 8:19pm UTC

how
can you face your
problem if your
problem is your face
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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 7:47pm UTC

To realize the value of one year,
ask a student who failed a grade.
To realize the vallue of one month,
ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.
To realize the value of one week,
ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize the value of one day,
ask the person who was born on February 29th.
To realize the value of one hour,
ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realize the value of one minute,
ask the person who missed the train.
To realize the value of one second,
ask a person who just avoided an accident.
To realize the value of one millisecond,
ask the person who won a silver medal in the Olympics.
♥
format by ohhoeplease

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 5:57pm UTC

Toothbrush: sometimes i feel that i have the worst job in the world !
Toilet Paper: yeah Right -_-

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 11:55pm UTC

Admit it, sometimes you use google for a spell check

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 12:26am UTC

Seeing a spider is nothing . It becomes a problem when it disappears.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 11:09am UTC

Difference Between "Like & Love"
When You Like A Flower, You Just Pluck It..!
But,
When You Love A Flower, You Water It Daily....
[reposted]

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 6:06pm UTC

*login to witty*
*sees 50 notification*
*clicks all notification*
*just 3 notifications*
"wtf -_- either it hates me or its invisible like me"
rajsonkar format

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 5:41am UTC

Whenever you delete an app on iphone, the shaking icon makes you feel like they're panicking over who's gonna go first
rajsonkar format

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MissMisty1996
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 5:27pm UTC

So, me and my best guy friend were taking a walk and well, i was on my period and he knew and..this was our conversation:
Me: Omg! stop making me laugh! your making it worse
Him: I'm so sorry! Can't we just push it all out at once?
Me: no..no we can't -_-

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 5:39pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
If I marry someone attractive
and our kids end up with my face I'm gonna be so p//ssed

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 5:43pm UTC

The two kinds of Wittians;
“When guys _____ <3"
and
“When guys _____ lol jk guys don't like me"

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 5:54pm UTC

"we are friends and i
won't let this happen to you"
i whisper as i like your
quote with 0 notes
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phee
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 5:27pm UTC

when you are sad,
just remember
that somewhere in this world
there's an idiot
pulling a door
that says...
'push'

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 1:55pm UTC

*wakes up with one sock on*
"whoa what a crazy night"

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 4:41pm UTC

“You ever look at a picture of yourself
and see a stranger in the background?
It makes you wonder,
how many strangers have pictures of you?
How many moments of other peoples life have we been in?
Were we a part of someone’s life when their dream came true,
or were we there when their dream died?
Did we keep trying to get in as if we were somehow
destined to be there, or did the shot take us by surprise?
Just think,
you could be a big part of someone else’s life
and not even know it.”
— Lucas Scott,
One Tree Hill

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 1:48pm UTC

Is this--I--a capital i or a lowercase L? You'll never know.
Now look at the word read. Now, tell me, which tense did I use it in.
Now look at the word lead. Now, tell me, did I mean the verb or the metal.
Welcome to the English language.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 4:35pm UTC

Imagine
walking into class late one day
and your witty account is up on the projector
with all the quotes you made.

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