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  1. SlowlySinking SlowlySinking
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 8:52pm EDT
    Sometimes, all it takes is one person.
    One person, to make you realize that
    You
    Are
    Beautiful
    Format:GoxOutxWithxAxBangx3


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  3. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 8:38pm EDT
    One Direction Update
    4/8/13 8:40 PM EDT
    Hey everybody! So today the boys had a TMH show in Newcastle! Other than that, there's not much that went on today. The boys traveled up there by train.
    Niall girls: If you've been reading this update for the past week, you've probably seen that I've been upset over Niall rumors. Let me tell you the girl who's been making these up is very convincing but I finally cracked her. She's a lying idiot (to put it in a nice way). And besides Niall did a bit of question answering on Twitter today and confirmed that he is 100% single. He is NOT daing Zoe or anyone else.
    Tomorrow's Tour Info: They have another show in Newcastle at the Metro Radio Arena!
    Rumors: No others that I know of
    Links: The boys tonight: http://t.co/rmC2hFdYOT
    Louis and Niall on stage: http://t.co/mb2N5zv5h5
    Zayn and Niall: http://t.co/GUjdjESusP
    Harry on Tom Atkin's Video: http://t.co/SdGFxNdt04


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 12:33am EDT
    i was on tumblr and i just saw a picture of a woman with a poem tattooed onto her
    want to know why that's special?
    I wrote that poem and posted it on tumblr six months ago.
    my poetry impacted her to the point where she wanted to have it permanently on her skin. it will be with her forever; when she gets married, it will be there, when she has children, it will be there. it meant that much to her.
    and i am speechless.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 5:24pm EDT
    someone called me fat today at school because
    i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backback and kept eating.

  7. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 5:56pm EST
    Do dogs think
    in barks


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  9. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 6:40pm EST
    Me: *logs on to witty*
    Witty: *3 notifications*
    Me: And I would like to thank the acadamy...

  10. runningislife* runningislife*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 10:13pm EST
    Obnoxious 13 year old girl
    I've lost so many things this year! I've lost my dog, my iPhone 5, my other iPhone 5, and my 7 boyfriends all broke up with me!
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Quiet guy you forgot your virginity.
    29 minutes ago · 56 people Like this

  11. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 5:57pm EST
    Are you from Tenessee?
    Because i want to make out with your face.

  12. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 6:23pm EST
    Me: Mom can you make me some food?
    Mom: make it yourself
    Me: its okay i wasn't hungry anyway....

  13. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 6:02pm EST
    Whenever I argue with someone, I always think:
    Aw!!!! You are sooooo CUTE when you try to deny pure fact!

  14. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 2:51pm EST
    "Swearing is unattractive."
    I'm not attractive anyway so fck off.

  15. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 7:13pm EST
    If you were a dinosaur, you'd be a
    B/tch-A-Wh/reous-Rex.

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 11:59pm EST
    people who say that using a tampon is like "having s/ex with yourself" just make me want to throw myself off a cliff and backflip away into the sunset, because oh my god s/ex is not just the act of putting something inside you, s/ex is a whole lot of emotions and sensations and a mutual bond with another person and if you're feeling like that when you put a tampon in i think we have a problem.

  17. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 8:31pm EST
    My Lenten promise:
    I will give up all forms of self injury.
    Should I do it?

  18. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 6:43pm EST
    My love for One Direction is as big as
    -Harry's hands
    -Louis' bum
    -Zayn's ego
    -Niall's appetite
    -Liam's heart

    follow for a follow

  19. ilovemartina ilovemartina
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 7:48pm EST
    BravoSierra's format
    When guys
    tell their guy friends how much they like you♥

  20. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 7:07pm EST
    follow for a follow
    Don't cha wish your boyfriend was
    an internationally famous band
    member that you've never met
    and is totally out of your league
    and doesn't even live in your
    country and is not aware of your
    existance at all
    like mine?

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