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  1. wittygirl4ever wittygirl4ever
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    The one girl that could wear sweat pants, a baggy t-shirt and her hair in a messy bun and still look ..perfect..

  2. wittygirl4ever wittygirl4ever
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    And Ive come to realize, its not what they say i care about, its w h o said it.

  3. wittygirl4ever wittygirl4ever
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    What did i ever see in you? Then again, what did you ever see in me?

  4. wittygirl4ever wittygirl4ever
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Keep your head held high, & Your middle finger higher.

  5. wittygirl4ever wittygirl4ever
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    Boyfriend " I love you"
    Girlfriend"I love you too"
    ...Two months later...
    Boyfriend " I love you"
    Girlfriend " I thought i loved you"

  6. wittygirl4ever wittygirl4ever
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 11:39am UTC
    They say if you love something, set it free.
    LOL jk. Lock it in a cage and say, "B*tch your staying with me" and walk away like a boss.

  7. wittygirl4ever wittygirl4ever
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:01am UTC
    You Go Glen Coco
    __ Mean Girls__

  8. wittygirl4ever wittygirl4ever
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 10:54am UTC
    • pending moderation •
    nmf/nmq

  9. wittygirl4ever wittygirl4ever
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    That awkward moment when a sentence
    doesn't end the way you think it octopus.
    nmf/q

  10. wittygirl4ever wittygirl4ever
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    ☐ Single
    ☐ Taken
    ☑ Chilling with my pillow
    pet ♡

  11. wittygirl4ever wittygirl4ever
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    credit to-xBeautifulDngerx

  12. wittygirl4ever wittygirl4ever
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 11:12am UTC
    Suicide is your way of saying to God,
    You can't fire me, I quit.
    nmf/nmq

  13. wittygirl4ever wittygirl4ever
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    I used to sleep at night,
    then I found Witty Profiles..
    nmf/nmq
    credit to : FunZy

  14. wittygirl4ever wittygirl4ever
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    If your reading this,
    Fave.
    <3

  15. wittygirl4ever wittygirl4ever
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 4:01pm UTC

    Dont say you love me
    Unless you really mean it
    Because I might do something crazy
    And believe you

  16. wittygirl4ever wittygirl4ever
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    Guy: "Do you have a band-aid?"
    Girl: No. why?
    Guy: Because I fell for you. And i fell
    hard.


    nmf/nmq
    nmf

  17. wittygirl4ever wittygirl4ever
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    What's this
    thing you call
    "normal?"
    Is it contagious
    OMG! Don't touch me! I might catch your
    "N O R M A L"
    nmq/nmf

  18. wittygirl4ever wittygirl4ever
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 11:01am UTC
    listening to someone's story and thinking;
    lie lie lie lie
    Nmf/Nmq

  19. wittygirl4ever wittygirl4ever
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 10:56am UTC
    Spending 15 Minutes just looking for the perfect format for your Quote you think will make to the Top.

  20. wittygirl4ever wittygirl4ever
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    I Really Don't know ;
    Who my true friends are anymore

:)

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