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  1. thisislegit14 thisislegit14
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    People build up walls,
    not to keep people out,but to see who
    really cares enough to break them down.

  2. justbeyourself9397 justbeyourself9397
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    >>Crying so hard<<
    that all you do is gasp for air and hyperventilate.
    Only me? [:

  3. shelbybaby shelbybaby
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    A women once said that men are like a deck of cards.
    You need:
    A heart: To fall in love with him.
    A Diamond: To marry him
    A Club: To smash his f••king head in. And
    A Spade: To burry him.
    not mine
    Fave <3

  4. shelbybaby shelbybaby
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    Too often, we lose sight of lifes
    Simple pleasures. Remember,
    when someone annoys you, it
    takes 42 muscles in your face
    to frown.
    BUT
    It only takes 4
    muscles to extend
    your arm and
    B•TCH-SLAP
    that
    mother-f#?@&$
    across the face
    not mine <3

  5. shelbybaby shelbybaby
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    Your Birthday
    Comes once a year
    Christmas
    comes once a year.
    Yet Mother Nature
    Feels the need to be so "generous"
    and give us a gift once
    every month.
    mine.
    i think <3

  6. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    This is for the girls;
    Who have the tendency to stay up all night listening
    to music that reminds them of their current situation.
    Who hide their fears, hurt, pain, and tears under
    their smiles and laughs, all on a daily basis. //////////////
    ♥♥ The girls who wear their hearts on their sleeve.
    The girls who pray things will work out just for once.
    The girls who scream and cry into their pillows, be-
    cause the rest of the world ♥♥♥♥♥ fails to listen.
    The girls who have it hard,but dont let anyone know
    The girls who stay up all night, thinking about that
    one boy, wondering if he'll ever notice her. ««««««
    The girls who take life as it comes, hoping it'll get
    [♥][♥][♥][♥][♥] easier somewhere down the road.
    The girls who love with all their hearts,
    but always get broken.
    This is for you.

  7. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    I love walking down
    memory lane
    I always mange to run into you.

  8. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    It's amazing how much
    a smile can hide, we appear to have pride while we're dying inside

  9. NeverSayNever18 NeverSayNever18
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    So today this 6th grader came into my class and was being annoying...
    My teacher told him to act his age, not his shoe size
    He replied...
    "Well I'm 12 years old, and my shoe size is 13.
    That just doesn't work out."
    This kid is my HERO <3

  10. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    Me:
    Can I use the bathroom?
    Teacher:
    I don't know, can you?
    Me:
    When I was using "can" I was using its
    secondary model form as a verbal modifier
    asking for permission, as opposed to
    expressing an ability. I thought since you
    were a teacher you'd know that. My bad.
    MAY I use the restroom?
    Teacher:
    ............

  11. ILoveToSmile ILoveToSmile
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    Typing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. You. Look. Any. Stronger.
    It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma.
    notmyformat:]

  12. xsoccerkicks xsoccerkicks
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 5:58pm UTC
    30 day challenge
    day 1- 15 facts about you
    day 2- the initials of the person you loved for the longest.
    day 3- you closest friends to you
    day 4- the thing you most fear
    day 5- the saddest moment in your life
    day 6- favorite sport(s)
    day 7- favorite song
    day 8- your deepest secret
    day 9- first impression on the guy you like now
    day 10- last time you cried
    day 11- thing closest to your heart
    day 12- when you hear this song you cry
    day 13- place wanna visit really badly
    day 14- favorite book
    day 15- favorite animal
    day 16- favorite show
    day 17- last time someone hurt you
    day 18- the story behind your life
    day 19- person who scares you the most
    day 20- last major injury
    day 21- favorite you tube video
    day 22- phone type
    day 23- biggest confection
    day 24- last break up
    day 25- last heart break
    day 26- the day you regret the most
    day 27- first friend
    day 28- favorite drink
    day 29- a letter to someone in your family
    day 30- a letter to a friend
    Day #11 thing closest to your heart
    i'm embarressed to say it but....my stuffed animals
    (they were there for me whenever I needed to vent)

  13. secretscomeout secretscomeout
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    Touch it gently,
    put 2 fingers inside it,
    if its wide use 3 fingers,
    make sure its wet
    and rub it up and down,
    yep that's how u....
    wash a cup :) .....
    if you were thinking
    something else press the
    heart<3

  14. slr1995 slr1995
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    Who Remembers...
    >> "too little to late"<<
    >> "she will be loved"<<
    >> "skater boi"<<
    >> "beautiful soul"<<
    >> "Who let the dogs out"<<
    >> "Bye Bye Baby"<<
    >> "Oops I did it again"<<
    >> "Genie in a bottle"<<
    // the songs of our generation//

  15. littleMLS littleMLS
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 12:40am UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. rosiecon9 rosiecon9
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2010 4:08pm UTC
    Any second
    could be the second.
    Any Moment
    could be the moment.
    Any day
    could be the day.
    Any boy
    could be him.

  17. rosiecon9 rosiecon9
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 8:32pm UTC
    10 stupid questions:
    1. Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
    2. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
    3. How do you "draw a blank"?
    4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
    5. Do witches use spell check?
    6. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
    7. If I can save time for you, when do I get it back?
    8. Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
    9. What's a synonym for thesaurus?
    10. Can I ask you a question?

  18. rosiecon9 rosiecon9
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 1:44pm UTC
    ATTENTION
    WITTY GIRLS!
    Last night "Merry Christmas Drake and Josh "aired on Nickelodeon. For the third Christmas in a row, the ratings have done exceedingly well. On DanWarp, the creator of the show Dan Scneider's blog, I emailed him about witty saying how the quotes are made by girls around the age of girls who would watch Drake and Josh. He said if this quote gets 1,000 faves, he will contact Drake Bell and Josh peck and ask them to make another season of the show. So,
    FAVE
    IF YOU WANT
    DRAKE AND JOSH
    TO COME BACK!!
    Y

  19. conklineli5280 conklineli5280
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 1:48pm UTC
    I'm so skilled i can trip on flat surfaces!!
    :)
    <3 if your this skilled!!

  20. EnriqueX788 EnriqueX788
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    Tears are the rinse water of an unhappy heart. <3

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