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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
March 23, 2014 3:36am UTC

Choose your
battles babe
THEN YOU'LL WIN THE WAR
Stop digging your own grave
when there's so much to live for.
Please don't remove this!

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alejandra♡*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 7:24pm UTC

tbh, falling in love is way more fun than actually getting into a relationship..

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KT_143
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April 5, 2013 4:22pm UTC

THIS IS WORTH READING, TRUST ME!
Earlier this year I was in one of my classes, and this one really nice girl asked to use the restroom, but the teacher told her no. Well the girl politely asked again, and he said no again. A few minutes later she said it was an emergency, and he still turned her down. You could tell she was obviously annoyed, but then about three minutes later asks again, and tells him it is a serious emergency, and she has to go, but he still says no. So the girl stands up in front of everyone, and her face is all red because she's embarassed, and she says to the teacher in front of EVERYONE that she just started her period, and she literally needs to use the restroom. At this point everyone is staring. The teacher STILL told her to go sit down and didn't let her go. Everyone in the class was confused and shìt, then OUT OF NO WHERE the kid next to the girl, a varsity football player, stands up and says "Don't you have a wife? Didn't you grow with your mom or sister's? She's started her period, and she needs to use the bathroom, and she's going whether you let her or not!" Then he walked over, pulled the girl with him, and walked with her to the bathroom. When they came back the doûche bag of a teacher called security on them, and the guy got suspended for standing up for the girl.
I will never forget that day. A dámn football player was man enough to stand up for a girl against a teacher and defended her on a girl problem she was having. Not many high school guys are mature enough to even say the word "period" much less do what he did.

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Jade672
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC

I think old fashioned is cute.
I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

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appleloop*
posted a quote
March 13, 2014 5:36pm UTC

I slip lyrics into conversations very often. It makes people think I'm philosophical and smart but really I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
March 13, 2014 5:48pm UTC

My grandpa used to water the plants
every week and there was a little frog
that would come out and croak until
my grandpa sprinkled some water on
him and he loved that frog so much

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 22, 2014 4:15pm UTC

have you ever cried so hard it physically hurts your stomach because you wanted no one to hear

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 25, 2014 3:31pm UTC

Does anyone get upset when you’re dreaming and it ends on a cliffhanger? I’m dead serious I can’t tell you how many times I’m having a good or weird dream then wake up like OMG WHAT DID HE FIND OUT IS HE OK WHAT SHOULD I- f-ck what was I dreaming about again

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
February 17, 2014 12:41am UTC

"mum im bleeding"
"oh sweetie there's no need to be worried that's just a sign that you're becoming a woman"
"thank god, i was really starting to get worried about this axe in my shoulder"

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 10, 2014 3:42pm UTC

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE
I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

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dom_unique
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March 11, 2014 9:29pm UTC

Made my witty when I was a Freshman in High School (2009)
and now here I am five years later as a Sophomore in College wanting to share some things I learned:
1. Having a set lunch time is something beautiful and should never be taken for granted even if the cafeteria food sucks.
2. The boy who you spent years of high school in love with, heart broken, will eventually be replaced and forgotten.
3. You'll get your heart broken multiple times while it's never as bad as the first time, it still hurts like hell.
4. Your parents become waaaaaay less annoying and soon you catch yourself wanting to spend time with them, wut?
5. Learning to drive a car is amazing, but secretly you'll miss carpooling with your friends and their parents.
6. You'll have moments of complete solitude and while at first it's scary, it can soon turn beautiful.
7. Geometry never comes in handy.
8. One day you'll realize how much you've grown throughout high school, but other days you'll look in the mirror and see the same girl who cried for months and months over a jerk who broke your heart. Learn to love this girl because like it or not she was once you and she comes out every now and then when you are at your lowest. Embrace her and tell her that you're from the future and don't need to worry because you are STRONGER and can overcome anything now. This is the most important of the lessons learned.

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happiest*
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March 11, 2014 3:23pm UTC

if painting your nails make you feel better, do it. if putting stickers on personal items makes you feel better, do it. if drawing shippy or kinky or silly or emotional things make you feel better, do it. if there is something that makes you feel better, even just a little bit, just fu'ckin do it dont be embarrassed about what self care means to you. self care is important, and so are you

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Hailea Katherine*
posted a quote
March 10, 2014 6:48pm UTC

Do you ever feel like breaking down?
do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just dont belong
and no one understands you?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
Are you sick of everyone around?
with the big fake smiles and stupid lies
while deep inside you're bleeding?
- Welcome to my life; Simple Plan ♥

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
March 10, 2014 7:02pm UTC

One of my favorite scenes in a movie
is when in The Cinderella Story
At the end where they are playing at the football game
And Austin quits playing football
And decides he loves Sam
And she's more important than living his fathers dream
And he walks off the field
And goes up on the balcony
While she is leaving
and holds her and kisses her so passionately
And then it starts to rain
And then they win the scoring touchdown
And it's just amazing
I want a kiss like that

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seafoam*
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 5:37pm UTC

1 If it feels wrong, don't do it.
2 Say exactly what you mean.
3 Don't be a people pleaser.
4 Trust your instincts.
5 Never speak bad about yourself.
6 Never give up on your dreams.
7 Don't be afraid to say no.
8 Don't be afraid to say yes.
9 Be kind to yourself.
10 Let go of what you can't control.
11 Stay away from drama and negativity.
12 LOVE.
— 12 Steps to Self-Care

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
February 26, 2014 5:30pm UTC

This poem was written by an eight grade boy.
Our Generation
Our generation will be known for nothing
Never will anybody say,
We were the peak of mankind.
That is wrong, the truth is
Our generation was a failure.
Thinking that
We actually succeeded
Is a waste. And we know
Living only for money and power
Is the way to go.
Being loving, respectful, and kind
Is a dumb thing to do.
Forgetting about that time,
Will not be easy, but we will try.
Changing our world for the better
Is something we never did.
Giving up
Was how we handled our problems.
Working hard
Was a joke.
We knew that
People thought we couldn't come back.
That might be true,
Unless we turn things around.
(Read from the bottom to top now)

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