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wittyfood
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July 21, 2012 8:39pm UTC

*Thinks of something hilareous*
LOL I need to remember that as a quote
Oh i need to peeeeeee
*Goes to bathroom*
*comes back*
.....
CRAP.

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wittyfood
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July 21, 2012 8:35pm UTC

FOOOOOOOD O_O

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wittyfood
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July 21, 2012 8:02pm UTC

FUTURAMA :D

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wittyfood
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July 21, 2012 7:22pm UTC

HELLOGOODBYE
<3

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wittyfood
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July 21, 2012 7:11pm UTC

*Playing Pokepark wii*
~Charmander is now your friend!!!~
Me: OMIGOD IM FRIENDS WITH A POKEMON!!!
Me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:
Me: ...
Me:
Me:
Me: -Forever alone-

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wittyfood
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July 21, 2012 7:02pm UTC

ARG SOMEONE HELP HOW DO I FANCIFY MY PAGE >.<

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wittyfood
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July 21, 2012 6:33pm UTC

I love Austin Powers XD <3

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wittyfood
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July 21, 2012 6:27pm UTC

After 8 pm, everyone walking down the street is instantly either a pedophile or axe murderer.

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wittyfood
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July 21, 2012 5:44pm UTC

Me: I should count my cashbox...
Me: One, two, three....
Me: And the grand total is....
Me: $69.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: LOL

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wittyfood
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 5:40pm UTC

*Two people faved your quote*
TOP QUOTES HERE I COME

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wittyfood
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 5:35pm UTC

Adding ;) isntead of :) makes everything seem sexual
I like cheese :)
I like cheese ;)

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wittyfood
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July 21, 2012 5:27pm UTC

Today I saw HIM and he finally asked me <3
Loljk I spent all day watching spongebob with my dog

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wittyfood
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July 21, 2012 5:24pm UTC

LEVELS OF FRIENDSHIP:
Aqquaintance:
"Mmm I didn't have lunch today..."
"Omigosh let me get you a snack!!"
Friend:
"Hey can I get some food?"
"Yeah whatever, bring me some."
Best Friend:
*Raids fridge without asking*

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wittyfood
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July 21, 2012 11:13am UTC

Me: So anyway, my friend and I were-
Guy friend: LOL you have friends?
Me: ... -___-

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