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July 27, 2012 11:11pm UTC

Why do guys find boobs attractive?
Theyre just blobs of flab and fat on someone's chest... and apparently the bigger the flab the more attractive it is...
Im confused.

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wittyfood
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July 27, 2012 11:01pm UTC

WELL PRINCE CHARMING
ITS GETTING PRETTY LATE

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wittyfood
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July 27, 2012 10:56pm UTC

♫ Summer lovin' had me a blast ♫
♬ ♫ ♪ ♩ ♬ ♫ ♪ ♩
♪ Summer lovin' happened so fast ♪

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wittyfood
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July 27, 2012 10:50pm UTC

Young authors camp #2 (July 23-27):
Sam-
If by some insane 1 in a million chance that you have a witty, I just want you to know I wanted to know you better-
I loved your stories (especially the gnome one!), and I think you are an awesome guy. I'm sorry I didn't talk to you, and now I probably won't ever see you again unless we coincidently go to the same camp at the same week at the same summer or something...
Your writing is awesome, and I adore your eyes and smile.
Signed,
A mushy girl who hopes to read your stories again (nyan cat girl)

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wittyfood
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July 27, 2012 9:16pm UTC

I'M WONDERSTRUCK
BLUSHING ALL THE WAY HOME
I'LL SPEND FOREVER WONDERING IF YOU KNEW
IT WAS ENCHANTING TO MEET YOU

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July 27, 2012 9:13pm UTC

I just finished camp.
All week there was a really cute guy.
I didn't pay attention to him.
But today I found out that he loves to write about dragons and gnomes.
He's super funny.
He has an awesome sense of humor.
And he has the most beautiful eyes and smile.
He was perfect.
I caught him staring at me and smiling all week, thought it was sweet, but never talked.
Now I wish I did.
He seemed like the perfect guy.
But today was the last day.
I wish I got his number. Or email. Or something,
But I have no idea where he lives, where he goes to school, or anything. No contact.
And I won't see him again until next year, if we coincedently goes to the same camp and the same week.
Crap.
Use the time you have, and take advantage of it.

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wittyfood
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July 27, 2012 8:43pm UTC

WHEEEEEEE MARY POPPINS SAVES THE DAY!!!

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wittyfood
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July 27, 2012 8:39pm UTC

Stuffaboutguys: #5
When they actually understand that periods f**** hurt

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wittyfood
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July 27, 2012 8:35pm UTC

Stuffaboutguys: #4
When they have a shameless cute animal voice :3

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wittyfood
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July 27, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Stuffaboutguys: #3
When guys fake accents XD

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wittyfood
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July 27, 2012 4:18pm UTC

Stuffaboutguys: #2
Guys with scarves are super cute :3

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wittyfood
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July 27, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Stuffaboutguys: #1
Black shirts = 100x sexier

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wittyfood
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July 23, 2012 3:33pm UTC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANIEL RADCLIFFE!!!! (23!!!) :D

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wittyfood
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July 23, 2012 3:13pm UTC

*On witty*
*Mom walks in*
Me: *type type type*
Mom: Oh i need to go to the doctor and blah blah blah...
Me: *Not listening*
Mom: ...And I also need to renew my birth control subsciption...blah blah blah....
Me: WAIT WHAT
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: ...Do you really want to know...
Me: NO MOM IM FINE LALALA IM NOT LISTENING LALALA *starts making strangled noise* IM NOT LIIIIIIISTENING OH DEAR GOD LALALA

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wittyfood
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July 23, 2012 2:57pm UTC

OFFICIAL CUTENESS SCALE:
1- Lets poke it with a stick to see if it attacks...
2- Ew. Ew. Ew. Please go away.
3- Hmph. Not cute.
4- Normal-ish
5- Cute :)
6- Oooo...heLLO there... ;)
7- Someone call heaven ‘cause someone’s missing an angel ;D *fans self*
8- Well hello there future husband
9- *drools puddle*
10- *Faints*

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wittyfood
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July 23, 2012 2:42pm UTC

While writing, I found that theres a font type called "Hobo Std".....wtf... O.o

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wittyfood
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July 23, 2012 2:37pm UTC

WHEN DOES THE NARWHAL BACON?

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wittyfood
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July 22, 2012 6:10pm UTC

Adding a heart to the end of every quote even when it doesnt make sense ♥
Is really irritating ♥

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wittyfood
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July 22, 2012 6:07pm UTC

LOL OATMEAL

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wittyfood
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July 22, 2012 12:54pm UTC

*shaves legs*
Oooooh yes ima feel that silky smooth baby skin feel :D
*legs dry*
*feels legs*
CURSE THAT LITTLE STRIP OF HAIR I MISS AGSDYHAJGEDHKAJHDFSUAGJKSFDFGDSJK WHYYYY MEEEEEEEEE

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