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  1. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    me: *sneezes in a room full of people.*
    people: *cricket noises.*
    me: well bless you young soul

  2. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    how dare you tell me to kill myself
    imagine if someone told your daughter that.

  3. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    sometimes when I get bored.
    who am I kidding, I'm always bored

  4. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
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    August 14, 2013 9:43pm UTC

  5. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    Don't fall.
    Chapter 15
    "Ewww. Look at that cow!"
    "Seriously. How fat can she be?"
    "MOOOOOOOOOOOO. Want some food?"
    "Look at the she-beast."
    "What do you guys want?" I asked them.
    "Not a fat cheerleaders, that's for sure." They all laughed together.
    I walked away.
    "Hey. Don't leave cow." They all screamed.
    They came after me and one girl grabbed me by the hair and pulled me down.
    I felt someone punching me in the stomach. Once. Twice. Three times.
    I puked everywhere.
    "Look. The cow is already loosing weight."
    A fist hit my mouth. 5 times in a row. "I'm gonna make sure hew jaw is swollen shut so she can't eat."
    Everyone laughed, the guys video taped.
    "What the f/ck is going on here?" A powerful voice said.
    Everyone looked up and saw the coach. "What the f/ck happened to her?"
    Everyone looked around at each other as the cops got called in.
    That was all I remembered until everything went blank.
    I woke up in the hospital to my mother sitting next to me, holding my hand.
    She was crying when she saw me open my eyes. "You're awake!" She said.
    A rush of doctors and assistance came in to treat me.
    After that my principal, the police, and my coaches walked in.
    They looked at me, "We're so sorry about what happened." They turned to my mom, "Hospital bills and procedures are going to be paid for by the students on the teams." said the police officer.
    Coach Amy started speaking, "There will be no varsity cheer team and most of the varsity football players have been suspended for the season. I'm so sorry about what happened." She held my face in her hands. "You didn't deserve that."
    They all walked out of the room and I turned to my mom, "What next?" I asked.
    She shrugged, "I'm going to talk to your father. Find out if you can spend a year or two with him."
    I nodded. "Soon. Please."
    She smiled and held my face, "I love you baby." She said as she kissed my cheek.
    I shrugged and didn't say a thing.
    I was released 9 days later. It was 3 weeks until school ended, I was going to get shipped to my dad as soon as I could.
    I logged onto my facebook, twitter, and instagram for the first time in 2 weeks.
    There was a lot of hate.
    "Drink bleach and die."
    "You're fat."
    "Cow. MOOOOO."
    "Were you getting weight loss surgery?"
    I just sat in my room and cried. No one loved me. I was fat and ugly.
    I went into the bathroom and puked up everything I had in my body.
    I took a razor and slashed at my body.
    I was ready to go.
    Hi my specatcular readers!

  6. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 10:37am UTC
    I remember how I met my best friend
    I pushed her down a cliff when we were sledding.
    She didn't die, but I mean she was hurt..
    & now it's like lol you almost killed me.
    that's what best friends are for

  7. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 10:05am UTC
    Today would of been mine & my boyfriends 1 year.
    But he broke up with me 3 months ago
    So today I'm sitting in my bed.
    Pigging out on junk food.
    & watching princess movies.

  8. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    kik names.
    Comment below.
    We have a group chatting going.

  9. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    I'll add your username as you comment it.
    Start commenting.

  10. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    Just told this guy he should name his son good.
    since his last name is burger.
    I'm cracking up rn.

  11. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    Waking up tomorrow, when so many others won't.
    There you go, your motivation to get through today.

  12. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    All the witty people with iphones/ipods should get into a big group text together.

  13. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    Don't fall.
    Chapter 14
    We all left the car and went to the place where all the cheerleaders were meeting up.
    "So what's going on?" I whispered.
    A girl named Jen looked at me, "The football team pranked the girls locker room. The new kids have to do it every year but this year was the last year. We're getting back at them." She gave me a deathly smile.
    "Alex, Jordan, and Anna. You guys are gonna toss Alex up to the top of the balcony. Up there is a vent that leads to where the guys are going to be playing on the bumper carts. Alex throw a stink bomb down there." She smiled at me and went to give other girls directions.
    "You guys. I don't know how I feel about this." I said with a nervous stomach.
    "Is this about Trevor?" Anna asked.
    "No. I don't wanna get in trouble." I said.
    She smiled, "We do this stuff all the time."
    Her and Jordan put me in there hands, "Grab onto that pole and pull yourself up if you need it." Anna said.
    I smiled, "Okay." I said.
    They tossed me up and I tried catching the pole, but things went wrong.
    I missed and I struggled to keep my balance.
    "ALEXXXX." Anna screamed as she tried catching me.
    But it was too late, I was already in the bushes. I felt a sharp pain in my back and I let everything go.
    "Call 9-1-1."
    "Get the coaches."
    Was all I heard until everything went black.
    I woke up what felt like days later to the same scene.
    Except there was blinking lights and I was on a stretcher.
    Trevor was face to face with me, "Babe. Are you okay?" He said.
    I closed my eyes and opened them again, "What happened?" I asked.
    The paramedic spoke, "You're gonna be fine. You have a small concussion and you sprained your neck. Other than a few bumps and bruisings you should be fine." She smiled at me.
    "Is she okay to leave?" The coach asked.
    "She can't cheer for a week or two. She's gonna need to see a doctor before she's okay to go back. But it was a minor injury. It could of been worse. She should go home and get some rest though."
    "Okay. You heard her Alex." Coach Liz said. "Call me tomorrow after your doctors appointment and we'll talk about what is going to happen." Coach Liz turned to the rest of the cheer team, "As for your girls. Be prepared to run tomorrow and everyday until Alex is okay. You guys can all go home now." She said and turned away.
    There was groans and dirty looks but eventually everyone dispersed.
    "Let's take you home." Trevor said grabbing my hand.
    We walked to the car which wasn't parked too far. Trevor kissed me and opened the door.
    "Can you spend the night tonight?" I asked him.
    He smiled and kissed me again, "Anything for you." He said with his lips on mine.
    I smiled, "Let's go home."
    He pulled away from me and drove off. He was pretty silent the whole way home.
    He parked in my drive way and opened the door for me. He grabbed my waist and kissed me. "Let's wait till we're in my room." I whispered to him.
    He nodded and kissed me one more time.
    We got into my bed and he we just made out calmly.
    We laughed, talked, and kissed.
    He smiled at me, "I really like you." He said quietly.
    I smiled, "I really like to you."
    "If you like me. Why are you starving yourself then." He said in a sad tone.
    I looked at him, "Maybe you should leave."

  14. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    Don't fall.
    Chapter 13
    After practice was over Trevor drove me home.
    The minute I got into my house I passed out in my bed.
    The last thing I saw was Trevor laying beside me.
    I woke up not remembering what year I was in or who I was.
    I looked up and Trevor was on his phone.
    When he felt me move he looked down at me, "Morning sunshine."
    I smiled, closed my eyes, and stretched. "What time is it?"
    "It's only 8." He pulled me closer to him.
    I played with his hands, "I'm so tired."
    He laughed, "Yeah. Practice is tough."
    I nodded and burried my face into his chest. "I don't wanna leave this bed."
    He laughed, "Then you're gonna hate this. Team building session tonight."
    I took my pillow and chucked it at his face. He laughed and hugged me.
    I lifted my head up, "Let's go eat." he said getting out of the bed.
    I got up and followed him downstairs. He had a seat while I got food out.
    "OMG. Veggie chips." I said.
    "Ewwwww. Veggie chips." he mocked.
    I stuck my tongue out at him. He laughed and pulled me into his lap. He twisted my body so I was facing him.
    He looked at me then smiled, "I know this sounds cheesy but I've never felt this way about a girl." He smiled.
    I blushed and looked down. He took my face into his hands and tilted my face up.
    He leaned in and kissed me gently on the lips. He pulled away, "Be my girlfriend?" He asked in a soft voice.
    I blushed and hugged him around his neck. My legs craddling him, his arms wrapped around me. "Yes." I whispered in his ear.
    He hugged me close and then I pulled away and got off. "What do you want to eat?" I asked him.
    He shrugged, "I don't care. Surprise me."
    I threw two hamburgers on the stove and let them cook. I chopped up 3 potatoes into a fry shape and threw them on an oven pan with a little bit of oil and salt, I popped them into the oven. While everything was cooking I looked up to see Trevor staring.
    I glared at him, "What?" I asked.
    He smiled, "Didn't know you could cook."
    I shrugged,"Do you like bacon on your burgers?" I asked smiling.
    He laughed and helped me finish the food.
    In the end we made a salad, burgers, and fries in a little under 30 minutes.
    We sat down and ate, he looked at me, "I think this is the most I've seen you eat." He said to me.
    Embarassment filled me. I pushed away my food even though I had not touched it.
    He looked at me, "It's a good thing." He said giving me a weird look.
    I looked away and ate half my burger and a few fries.
    When we finished eating we got up, he hugged me. "I'll pick you up when you're done getting ready. We're going to Joe Dumars so I mean dress comfortable." He smiled and kissed my cheek, "Text me."
    I closed the door behind him and went upstairs to shower.
    When I finished and left my phone was ringing. I ran and picked it up.
    "Hello?" I said.
    "Hey. It's Anna." The voice said.
    "Oh. Hey. What's up?" I asked.
    "Nothing. Wear camo today though with high tops and a bandana." She said.
    "Wait. Why?" I asked.
    "You'll see when you get there. See you in a bit."
    "Uhh. Okay bye." I said as the line went dead.
    When I was done getting ready I was wearing a camo tank top, black leggings, and studded camoflauge high tops. I tied my hair up in a messy bun and put my bandana over it.
    A few minutes later my phone was ringing. Anna again.
    "Hey, I'm outside." She said.
    "Why are you picking me up instead of Trevor?"
    "Because. It's war." She said with a giggle. "Just come downstairs and I'll explain." I made my way downstairs and I looked outside, "Alex you look good." Anna said to me when I got into the car. Also in the car were Bree and another girl who I didn't know. They were all dressed like me, different variations.
    "What's the point of this?" I asked.
    "The football team decided to play a little prank today on the girls locker room. We're getting them back tonight." Anna said.
    "How?" I asked.
    "You'll see." Anna said.
    Okaaaaaaaay. This may not seem that big but it is.
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  15. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 11:17am UTC
    I'm really awkward
    I do drive thru at my work.
    & this guy came in
    & he told me I was cute.
    My response?
    "Thanks I have a turtle."

  16. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 10:35am UTC
    Boyfriends are like turtles.
    I actually do have a turtle.
    but I still don't have a boyfriend.
    So they're really not the same.

  17. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    You can't just "get over" someone you loved.
    It's not like cutting your leg open, it hurts.
    It's a constant reminder of pain until it heals.
    & even when you heal, there will always be a scar.
    & sometimes, the wound opens.
    over & over again.

  18. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    Don't fall.
    Chapter 12
    We arrived at the gym. Trevor left us then Anna and I walked into the locker room.
    "So we work out here almost all the time. This is going to be your locker." She pointed to a blue locker. "You can get your own lock if you want. You're already ready but you can put your bag in there and put your hair up. Meet me here in 10 minutes." She smiled and walked away.
    I took of my jacket and put it into my locker along with my gym bag. I put on deodrant really quickly and closed my locker. I pulled out a hair tie and tied my hair up into a messy bun. I adjusted myself and went to meet up with Anna. She was already there, "Ready?" I nodded and we walked into the gym.
    When we walked in there was a lot going on. Weight lifting, running, stairs, everything.
    Anna looked at me, "Do whatever you want. Stretch first and then hop on any machine." She pointed out a spider machine, "You can do all your stretches on there." She smiled and walked towards a matt.
    I went to the machine and I started stretching out my whole core. It had been a while since I worked out so it was going to be difficult today.
    I looked around and I saw every girl. They were perfect. I wasn't.
    I put in my headphones and hopped onto a treadmill. I ran until it hurt my legs.
    It was an hour into the open gym and the coaches called us all to session.
    "Wow. 10 miles. Good job Alex." I looked over and saw Brett who I remembered from the bonfire.
    I smiled and pulled out my headphones. "Thanks." I felt myself dying.
    "Waters over there." He pointed out a fridge with water bottles.
    I smiled, "Thanks."
    I grabbed a water bottle and walked towards the cheer area.
    "Okay girls. If you weren't at practice yesterday we have a new girl, meet Alex."
    I smiled and waved at the girls, the coach went on. "She's going to be a flyer. Alex you're going to be with Anna, Josh, and Brett." She pointed them out, I went over and stood by them. I then realized how many guys were on the cheer team.
    Anna hugged me, "Yay. You're our flyer." She smiled.
    I grinned at her, to breathless to speak.
    "Okay everyone, go do 5 sets of abs, 20 per set. Go to 6 sets of legs, 15 per legs. Then you can hop on a machine for the remainder of the time. Cheer practice is at 7. You have an hour to eat and relax. See you guys at the school in 2 hours." She smiled and walked away.
    When 6 o'clock hit I was on the floor, breathless.
    Anna and my other bases walked up to me, "We're going to breakfast. Wanna come?" Anna asked.
    I had a good work out and I was starving, "Yeah. If I survive until then."
    They laughed and helped me up. Trevor came up to me, "What are you doing?"
    "Going out to breakfast." I said.
    "Oh so am I. What a coincidence." He smiled.
    I laughed, "See you there."
    I dried up my sweat, applied deodrant and perfume, put on my hoodie and I walked up to Anna. "Where's this place at?" I asked her.
    She smiled, "A mile down the road. But we're running there."
    I nodded, "Okay. Let's go."
    She smiled and we all got outside. I saw a lot of people running with us.
    We ran and only 10 minutes later, everyone had arrived there.
    We were seated quickly. Anna smiled, "Ready for your first practice?"
    I nodded, "I'm excited to be cheering again."
    She smiled, "It's fun to be part of a team."
    I nodded at her and soon the waitress came up to us.
    They all ordered and she turned to me, "2 eggwhites on dry wheat toast. With a side of turkey sausage."
    Anna looked at me, "You're really serious about working out."
    I shrugged, "How'd you know?"
    "You're just a healthy person."
    She smiled but Brett gave me a weird look. I put on my hoodie feeling self concious.
    Our food arrive and everyone dug in. We all finished our food, paid our bills and left.
    I took of my hoodie and tied it around my waist, I felt hands around my stomach a few moments later. Trevor's face was at my ear. "All the football guys are talking about how hot you are." He kissed my cheek.
    I smiled at him. "Hi to you too."
    He laughed, "Let's go to our practices."
    "Race you to the gym." I said.
    He smiled, "You're on loser."
    We got ready and I sprinted to the gym. I was a block ahead of him in a few seconds.
    I was almost to the gym when Trevor got to my side. I looked at him and sprinted as fast as I could.
    "I won." I said as we arrived at the gym.
    "It's cause I let you win." He said.
    I grimaced at him. "I don't like you."
    He leaned over me, "Yes you do." He whispered.
    I blushed a deep red.
    "Come on guys. We're gonna be late to practice." Anna said, breaking the mood.
    So we got into the car, and drove to practice. All the time I was thinking about Trevor.
    This is dragging on, I know. It's going to pick up. The drama will ensue.

  19. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 8:18pm UTC
    Don't fall.
    Chapter 11
    "We are getting our days and nights confused." Trevor said.
    I nodded, "Yup. And in 6 hours we have practice so sleep is useless."
    "So what do you want to do?" He asked.
    "Wanna finish the movie?" I smiled.
    He laughed, "Yeah. Sure."
    We ate our food, paid, and left the restuarant.
    Our phones were blowing up a few minutes later.
    "Ughhh. Group message." He moaned.
    I looked at him confused and checked my phone.
    "Cheerleaders and football players. Report to the gym at 4 AM for conditioning."
    Everyone was complaining over the group text.
    I shrugged, "Now we have 4 hours of sleep."
    He nodded, "Lets save the movie for after practice."
    "Okay. What do you wanna do until then?"
    "Let's swim." He smiled.
    "At 12?" I asked.
    He nodded, "Yup. Let's go to my house."
    "Uh... Okay?" I said confused.
    We drove to Trevor's house and he led me into his house. It was nice, a lot nicer than my dad's house.
    "My parents aren't home" He mentioned to me. I nodded and followed him outside.
    Once out there, I realized I didn't have a bathing suit.
    He smiled and took off his clothes staying in only his boxers.
    "Is little Anna nervous?" He asked in a sarcastic voice.
    "Trust me. I'm not." I said in a sassed up voice.
    He smiled, "Then take your clothes off and hop in." He did a flip under water.
    I took of my clothes quickly and dove into the water.
    "This is freezing." I said.
    He smiled, "Don't be a baby."
    He swam towards me, "Anna. I need to tell you something."
    "Yes?" I said.
    He looked at me in the eyes and bit his lip, "I don't know if this is too much to fast, but I'm really starting to fall for you."
    I got closer to him and put my hands on his shoulders. He wrapped my legs around his torso, and his arms around my waist. "I really like you." I whispered at him.
    He leaned forward and kissed me. It was gentle and sweet. It was the best kiss I have ever gotten. He leaned his head towards my ear and whispered, "Be mine?"
    I smiled and nodded. "I will."
    He grinned at me, "Perfect."
    We swam around and talked until 3 in the morning.
    "I hate to say it but I need to shower," I said quickly.
    "That's okay. I'll walk you home."
    I smiled, "Okay."
    He got me a towel and I wrapped it around my body. I grabbed my clothes, "Wanna grab your stuff so you can stay at my house?"
    He smiled, "Sure. Come upstairs with me."
    I nodded and followed him upstairs. His room smelled perfect like him. He grabbed some clothes and we left his house and went to my house.
    "I'm gonna go shower. You can use my laptop or watch tv or something. I said to him.
    He smiled, "Okay."
    I showered as fast as I could trying to get all chlorine out of my hair.
    I shaved my arms and legs as fast as I could.
    When I got out of the shower it was 3:30. Perfect timing.
    I went into my room wearing my robe. Trevor was sleeping on my bed. I tickled him, "Wake up." I said.
    He woke up, looked at me, and smiled, "Ugh. Go away."
    I frowned and turned around, a few seconds later he flipped me onto my bed. "Don't leave." He said.
    I laughed, "I have to get ready and so do you."
    "Okay mom." He said.
    I grinned and walked into my bathroom with my clothes.
    I put on a black sports bra and black yoga shorts. I slipped on a hoodie leaving it unzipped and put on my white shoes.
    I walked out and Trevor was waiting, "Ready? We're gonna be late."
    I nodded, "Yeah. Want me to drive?"
    He shrugged, "I can."
    I nodded and we left my house. We stopped and picked up his sister from their house.
    "I didn't know she was home," He said before she got into the car.
    He shrugged, "She doesn't really care."
    She got into the car and looked at me, "Thanks for keeping me up last night guys."
    I blushed, "Sorry."
    She rolled her eyes, "Can't stay mad at you."
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  20. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    That moment when.
    You know what I mean?


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