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  1. fungirl fungirl
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    An unknown number was calling my 12 year old cousin...
    He picks up and goes "Jim's wh0re house. You got the dough we got the hoe"
    *Face Drops*
    "Oh hey mom..."

  2. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 6:57pm UTC
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  3. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    yesterday
    was homecomming, i went to the bathroom to find a somewhat over weight girl crying, trying to hide her emotions with makeup looking in the mirror. i noticed cuts on her wrists.. i walked up to her and said "OH my god, your dress is perfect! you look so gorgeous, will you take a picture with me" she wiped away a tear, smiled and said "thnk you.. so much.." we took a picture and now we're texting. and this morning i woke up to a text that said
    "you saved me..."

  4. beelynng beelynng
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    It came in August.
    A letter. There was no name signed. No return adress. We didn't know who had sent it to us. Whoever did, though, was probably important; if only judging by the condition of the envelope itself. It was a soft, creamy white. In the left corner, a waxy seal with the intricate design of a hawk was all that made it special. I should have left it alone. Should have the thrown the thing into the trash and never looked back. But I didn't, curiosity overtook me. I ripped the crisp fold open and looked inside. In a blunt, man-like scroll, there was merely a sentance:
    New York airport, 10 o'clock, bring everything important to you.
    I think, at that exact moment, my life changed forever.
    What do you think? This story is going to have romance, action, and mystery. Would you read the rest of it? Comment/fave/follow to let me know. It's up to you guys!

  5. itsalainax3 itsalainax3
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    The freshman girl, oh so shy,
    sits and watches the sophmore guy.
    The sophmore guy, his head in a whirl,
    sits and watches the junior girl.
    The junior girl,in her red sedan,
    sits and watches the senior man.
    But the senior man, all hot and wild,
    secretely loves the freshman child.

  6. xRutty9078 xRutty9078
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    I'm honestly so scared for our kids..
    imagine, us as parents..


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  8. ChaoticBeautyxo* ChaoticBeautyxo*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Attached:
    To My Virginity ♥
    Chapter One//
    I slipped on my favorite panties and clasped a matching bra unto my back. I pulled on a pair of jet black leggings over my large hips and placed a coral colored long tank top over my bust. To complete the outfit I added some cute knee high, high healed boots and a silver necklace that had an anchor at the bottom. I threw my hair into a messy bun and added some simple make-up to my sparkling eyes. I then glanced in the wall length mirror before grabbing my bag and running downstairs.
    “Good morning Bethie,” my mom hummed.
    “Good morning mom,” I replied cheery. “I am going out tonight with some friends. Is that alright”
    My mom smiled before replying, “Of course Sweetheart. Just be home by two please.”
    “Of course,” I said while making myself a breakfast smoothie.
    “And remember Bethany, if you need anything, and I mean anything, I am just a text or phone call away”.
    I loved how much my mom trusted me, even though I had slipped up a few times before. Nothing big, but even still, it felt good knowing that she trusted me. I finished my smoothie while my mom and I talked a bit more about what we would be doing today.
    “Alright mom, I am off. Tell Daddy I love him,” I chirped as I headed out the door.
    “Have a wonderful day at school Bethie,” my mom called out to me as she blew me a kiss.
    I slammed my car door shut and turned on the radio. Talk show. Talk show. Country music. Talk show. Finally, a good song. I hummed along to the tune as I drove to school. Oh, how I despised school.
    Sorry, I do not notify.
    Follow/Comment/Fave

    The first few chapter will be a little slow,
    but it will pick up, I promise. Fave if you're reading.
    Bethany's Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=58414045


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  10. subtlysam subtlysam
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    my cousin & i at my mommy's funeral
    (my cousin is 6)
    My Cousin: sam, is aunty really not waking up?
    Me: no, but you can always talk to her, in your heart!
    My Cousin:-eyes tear up- i want to see her again...
    Me: -pulls out my wallet-
    Me : -hands cousin my photo i have of my mum and i-
    Me : just look & talk to this when you want to
    -i tried to let out a small smile-
    Me: ok?
    My Cousin :i pinky promise you i will. -we pinky swore here-
    cause i love your mommy and you, even though you will miss her with me, i know she is right there.
    -he lifted his finger and pointed at a tree-
    Me : Why are you pointing over there, bud?
    My Cousin : i see aunt kelly she is an angel waving at us!
    - he waved his hand-
    - he ran to that tree and stuck the picture in a knothole-
    I am visiting that tree everyday of life now,
    cause i knw that's where she is as a
    (: happy & beautiful angel :)


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  12. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 8:17pm UTC
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    First known picture of Michael Phelps.

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 11:14am UTC
    PLEASE HELP ME!!My best friend in the entire world (Wisconsin) wants to commit suicide. She doesn't think her life is worth it. Her mother controls every aspect of her life and the cuts keep getting deeper and deeper. She has been starving herself for the past month and has lost 18 pounds. She doesn't know where to turn. Everything I do doesn't help. She always says "That's the opinion of one person, not of many." She is hurting and I need to do something. I am hoping the many can tell her that her life is valuable. Please help me.-Bree


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  15. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    ...am I seriously the only one who thinks its wrong to have a
    Witty boyfriend/Girlfriend?

  16. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    I remember at school one day a girl had told me "you're ugly" infront of about ten other classmates.
    When everyone looked at me for my reaction, I held my head high and simply said "I really don't give a f/uck."
    I'm not going to let people like that tell me how do feel about myself.

  17. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    Plot twist:
    Somebody actually finds me attractive.

  18. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    The only quotes I really see about Nutella and One Direction anymore are the ones telling us about how stupid we all are to fight over them... lol

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 2:44am UTC
    It has been over a year since it ended,
    but i still can't believe that Harry Potter is over.

  20. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 11:43pm UTC
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