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kristabff
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April 18, 2013 7:09pm UTC

I don't get how people get abs?
Seriously though, it's like, abnormal.

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BravoSierra
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April 25, 2013 12:58pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Don't judge a book by it's cover.
my math book has a picture of someone enjoying themself.

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IHateHowMuchILoveYou
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May 2, 2013 10:31am UTC

& Every time I think of you,
a smile creeps on my face.

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Peace1231
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November 6, 2012 5:17pm UTC

Other People: I lost my virginity at a party.
Me: I lost a follower while I was sleeping
♥

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livin_life_young_and_in_love
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November 7, 2012 4:42pm UTC

Mom: The best things in life are free.
Concert Tickets: Hahaha!
Food: Lol
Nice Clothes: You're kidding, right?
Internet: Lawwwlz.
Books: Sorry, LOL
Movies: Let's be real, c'mon.
Ed Sheeran: Actually, it's the worst things in life come free to us, but okay..

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Swag Unicorn*
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November 8, 2012 3:52pm UTC

I just figured it out why people call themselves sociallyawkward penguins
Penguins can't break the ice.
format by br0kenwings

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 7:24pm UTC

disney channel should just
stop making new shows and just replay all the old ones.

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Gablzz
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November 3, 2012 9:45am UTC

How do
14 year olds get pregnant i can't even get a high-five from a guy

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Princess*
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November 7, 2012 3:30pm UTC

I HOPE MY NINTENDOG IS OK,
I haven't fed it in 6 years

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories
Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet.
Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever.
And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer,
but never could be together.

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ilovepenguins46
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November 3, 2012 6:48pm UTC

"Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?"
"Math."

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yourcool
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November 5, 2012 7:53pm UTC

youtube is so addicting.
i click on a music video and the next thing you know, i'm watching how to make ice cream.

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annalove26
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November 3, 2012 9:33pm UTC

Person: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: Kill zombies.
Person: But zombies don't exist..
Me: Have you ever seen one?
Person: No...
Me: YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU UNGREATFUL PEASANT.

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yourcool
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October 30, 2012 8:22pm UTC

i love that world war II is called world war II.
it sounds like the sequel to an action movie.
"WORLD WAR II... GERMANY'S BACK, AND THIS TIME... IT'S PERSONAL."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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xxokiraxxo
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November 2, 2012 4:48pm UTC

Okay so does anybody else remember...
When Miley Stuart told the entire state of Tennessee that she was Hannah Montana. And they were all "Yea, we'll keep your secret!" Then literally the secret never got out. The told a whole state her secret and it stayed a secret. I can't tell one person a secret and it becomes known to the world.

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yourcool
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October 30, 2012 8:17pm UTC

other girls: omg i ate so much today!
what they really ate: apple
me: i'm starving, i've barley eaten all day!
what i really ate: pizza, four cheeseburgers, two large fries, onion rings, chicken nuggets.

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ohhshanappp
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April 5, 2010 2:24pm UTC

It's so hard to believe in yourself
w h e n y o u r w h o l e w o r l d i s c r a s h i n g d o w n . /////////// /////////////////////////////////////

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Sundance_Kidz
posted a quote
April 16, 2010 3:50pm UTC

Talk to me.
it wont kill you&it might just save me.

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sawsaw2141998
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 11:02am UTC

Oranges are very orange.
They make the world go round.
Go eat an orange.
English is a crazy language.
There is no EGG in EGGPLANT nor HAM in HAMBURGER; neither APPLE nor PINE in Pineapple. ENGLISH MUFFINS weren't invented in ENGLAND. QUICKSAND can work SLOWLY, BOXING RINGS are SQUARE, and a GUINEA PIG is neither from GUINEA nor is it a PIG.
And why is it that WRITERS WRITE but FINGERS DON'T FIG, GROCERS don't GROCE and HAMMERS don't HAM? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make AMENDS but not one AMEND? If TEACHERS TAUGHT, why didn't PREACHERS PRAUGHT? If a VEGETARIAN eats VEGETABLES, what does a HUMANITARIAN eat?
In what other language do people RECITE at a PLAY and PLAY at a RECITAL? We SHIP BY TRUCK but SEND CARGO BY SHIP. We have NOSES that RUN and FEET that SMELL. We PARK in a DRIVEWAY and DRIVE in a PARKWAY. And how can a SLIM CHANCE and a FAT CHANCE be the same, while a WISE MAN and a WISE GUY are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your HOUSE can BURN UP as it BURNS DOWN, in which you FILL IN a form by FILLING IT OUT, and in which an ALARM goes OFF by going ON. And, in closing, if Father is POP, how come Mother's not MOP?
not mine- i saw it on tumblr and thought it was soo funny and awesome i just had to make a quote
fave and comment your favorite!

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