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yourcool
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 7:12pm UTC

kim kardashian wants to name her child Easton.
EASTon.
please remember this childs father will be kanye WEST
don't you get it.
EASTON WEST.
EAST AND WEST.
WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 9:05pm UTC

Everyone deserves the freedom
to wear what they like,
TO GO OUT AT NIGHT
and to get drunk at parties
WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT
being punished for it with ra. pe.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 5:12pm UTC

I'm done chasing people who aren't willing to do the same for me.
After today, the ice cream man will have to find business elsewhere.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 7:56pm UTC

just bought a cd of ice cream van music.
now i drive with the stereo full blast, watching the disappointment on everyone's faces.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 7:46pm UTC

do you ever become friends with someone
and then you get to know them and it's like, no wait, i don't like you. can we stop this friendship thing.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:32pm UTC

My mum complained that I've never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger.
Apparently, it was the wrong one.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC

my friend
knows a guy called
Glen Coco and everyone’s
always saying
“You go, Glen Coco”
to him but he’s
never seen Mean Girls so
he just thinks people are
really supportive
format jimmy365

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 7:31pm UTC

'unfollowers'
Spelled backwards is srewollofnu. Which sounds like "screw all of you".
Coincidence? I think not.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 10:51pm UTC

the devil is real
and he's not some little red man
with horns and a tail.
he can be beautiful,
because he's a fallen angel
+ he used to be god's favourite

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Kudos to WittyProfiles.com,
the only website I know that tells you if it's your username or your password that's incorrect.

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Steve
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 4:38pm UTC

"Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all gonna die and then you're gonna be dead for way longer than you're alive. Like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead people that didn't die yet." — comedian Louis C.K.

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KT_143
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 5:42pm UTC

Criminal: Hands in the air!
Banker: *Raises his hands*
Criminal: Now wave them around like you just don't care!
Banker: *Waves his hands*
Criminal: You cared a little bit!
Banker: NO, I SWEAR I DIDN'T CARE!
Criminal: LIES!!

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 10:09pm UTC

have you ever accidentally thought about someone naked
when you really, really didn't want to
and when i say really didn't want to
i mean really really really didn't want to?
because i have.

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EveryScarHasItsStory
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 9:08pm UTC

iSleepy
there's a nap for that

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 8:58pm UTC

Does anyone else remember the show,
Avatar: The Last Airbender?
Did anyone else have a crush on Prince Zuko,
or is it just me?

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TaintedCorruption
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Sister: What's a pedestrian?
Me: Ask mom.
Sister: I can't it sounds dirty.
Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN!
Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN.
Mom: But you are a pedestrain
Sister: *cries*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 9:10pm UTC

One night, two parents went out to dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter
called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. The dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didn't have a clown statue. When the police got there, it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had Alzheimers.

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Demitriaa_Lee
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 1:59pm UTC

OMG, TEARS.
"My sweet husband, John, and I were married for 46 years. Each Valentine's Day, he'd sent me the most beautiful flowers containing a note with five simple words: 'my love for you grows'. Four children, 46 bouquets and a lifetime of love were his legacy to me when he passed away two years ago. "On my first Valentines Day alone, 10 months after I lost him, I was shocked to receive a gorgeous bouquet addressed to me... from John. Angry and heartbroken, I called the florist to say there had been a mistake. The flourist replied, 'No, ma'am, it's not a mistake. before he passed away, your husband prepaid for many years and asked us to guarantee that you'd continue getting bouquets every Valentine's Day'. With my heart in my throat, I hung up the phone and read the attached card. It said, 'My love for you is eternal.'"
I want this.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 4:15pm UTC

I wrote on the door
of my heart,
‘Please do not enter.’
Love came smiling and said:
‘Sorry I am an illiterate. '
— Michael Paul

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