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posted a quote
November 5, 2012 3:35am UTC

At school going next to my boyfriend and his friends.
me: Hey guys.
boyfriend: Hey hunny
friend1: May i ask a question?
me: Sure.
friend2: Say it.
friend1: Theodora, where you leaving? *bursts out laughing*
friend2: *Laughing so hard*
boyfriend: *smiling*
what i said :
me: *feeling very bad blushing* no i wasn't.
what i should have said:
me: yeah cuz your face makes me wanna puke.

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wisely
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 3:24am UTC

❤
love is real. Real is love.

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wisely
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 2:37am UTC

You are probably naked under all these clothes
you s|ut.

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wisely
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 2:34am UTC

in boring classes
I always improove my drawing skills.

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wisely
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 10:07am UTC

90% of people marry their
7th - 12th grade love. ♥
Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
If you don't repost th.is, your worst week starts now

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wisely
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 9:00am UTC

Can you find the the mistake?
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
if you found it fave this quote.

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wisely
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 8:57am UTC

Ooh, i am late to class. Please stare at me
like i've killed 20 people.

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wisely
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 8:44am UTC

That awkward moment when your parents try to make your friends laugh.

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wisely
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 9:56am UTC

Where in the world
are the forgotten? they're lost in your memory, you're dragging on,
[[[[[your heart's been broken]]]]]
the forgotten-greenday
nmq

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wisely
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 9:41am UTC

Dear sneeze,If you want to happen,happen.Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave.

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wisely
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 2:56pm UTC

All i want
for christmas is you...
to get hit by a bus.
nmq/nmf

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wisely
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 12:58pm UTC

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?
Lindsey: vaccuums
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Lindsey: black holes
Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
Lindsey: lava?

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wisely
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 11:29am UTC

You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I
wanted you for Christmas. It's a good thing that I have my library
card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! Is your
dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece. If kisses were
snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. I've got skittles in my mouth,
wanna taste the rainbow? I hope you know CPR, because you
take my breath away! Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a
long way from here.

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wisely
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October 31, 2012 10:15am UTC

The dirty look you have when
you are super hungry.

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wisely
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 10:10am UTC

#Little things ♥...I know you've never loved the crinkles by your eyes when you smile..♥
♥...you've never loved your stomach or your thighs..♥
♥....But I'll love them endlessly..♥

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October 26, 2012 4:28am UTC

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Where there is desire there is gonna be a flame, where there is a flame someone's bound to get burned, but just because it burns doesnt mean you're gonna die, you've gotta get up and try and try and try
nmq|format by nikkixoz

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wisely
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 2:38pm UTC

#Little things ♥ Your hand fits with mine like it's made just for me...
.....but bear this in mind.
It was meant to be....♥

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wisely
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 8:22am UTC

WHAT EVERY KISS MEANS ♥
-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
-Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
-Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
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-Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
-Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
-Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
-Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
-Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
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What the gesture means...
-Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
-Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
-Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
-Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
-Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
-Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
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Advice;
Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
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Requirements;
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
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If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
missing will surprise you.

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wisely
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 8:15am UTC

mum: Theodoraaa.
me: What now??????
mum: Did you eat?
me: *didn't hear what she says because was on witty* .......Sure mum.
mum: Did you study?
me: ...Sure....
mum: How was school?
me: Sure..
mum: You had any kisses in the bathroom or s3x? Cuz that's what i heard.
me: Sure....WAIT. WHAT?????????

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wisely
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 6:38am UTC

Guy Best Friends
They're the bomb.
They're hilarious, cool, fun to Hang out with.
No awkwardness..No jeallous and bi/tchy stuff
No lies.
Until they find
out you like them
nmf/q

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