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  1. wisely wisely
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 5:37am UTC
    If you've ever been called
    put this as your quote
    and whoever sees it must check out your picture
    whoever ♥'s it

  2. wisely wisely
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 5:34am UTC
    kiddy song!!
    Oh look at this bi/tch she is going to the beach!!!
    And ohhhh this ba/stard !! His face is full of mustard!!!

  3. wisely wisely
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 5:28am UTC
    When you sleep ,
    putting your leg out of the blanket ..And feeling exposed to the monsters.

  4. wisely wisely
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 7:42am UTC
    I think,
    we two have a connection stronger than my wifi...!!

  5. wisely wisely
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 7:39am UTC
    when you where little,
    you used to be scared of people on internet finding you in real life...
    Now you are scared of people in real life finding you on the internet....

  6. wisely wisely
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 7:58am UTC
    You just realized,
    You can see your nose at all times. Your brain just ignores it....

  7. wisely wisely
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    December 4, 2012 7:55am UTC
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  8. wisely wisely
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 8:07am UTC
    & Christmass is so close
    I can even smell
    the mistletoe
    that i won't

  9. wisely wisely
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 8:38am UTC
    that mini heart ♥
    you have..
    When your foot
    I know ...
    B A M

  10. wisely wisely
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 11:07am UTC
    I just wanna know if i am the only one that..:
    1.When is sick her butt frozes
    when goes to the bathroom and tries to pie.
    2. Wishes she never loses her B.F.F. everyday.
    4. Fights with her sister and then wants to cry.
    5. Thinks that water has a <<watery>> colour
    6. Wants a boyfriend..
    7. Is jeallous that her friends have their period.

  11. wisely wisely
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    Μothers say teen age is tough because of the hormones.
    You know what i think? When we where younger they didn't use dirty language to say we where wrong or even that we annoy them. They didn't get angry with everything that we do. They didn't DENY US WITTY.
    Now who the heck iS in a tough age full of HORMONES??

  12. wisely wisely
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    November 21, 2012 1:19pm UTC


  13. wisely wisely
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 7:32am UTC
    κοιτα μικρη μ
    η μουσικη μ ειναι η ζωη μ αυτη ειναι οσα πιστεψα κ' κουβαλαω μαζι μ..
    δεν ντυνομαι καλα και δεν παταω σε clubs μα ξερω πως θα 'μαι κει για σενα οποτε με ζητας .. να με εμπιστευεσαι και να κλεινεις τα ματια στην αγκαλια μ μεσα να 'σαι ακουγωντας κομματια π εχω γραψει για σενα..
    τη τυχη μ κοντραρω μονο π δν ξερω να τραγουδαω γι αυτο ΡΑΠΑΡΩ

  14. wisely wisely
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    November 17, 2012 6:36am UTC
    Loves Justin Bieber. Loves One Direction. Specially Zayn Malik. Is cute. Plays 7
    Volleyball, Is good at playing Volleyball.

  15. wisely wisely
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    November 10, 2012 12:53pm UTC
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  16. wisely wisely
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    If you know your family so well that you can tell who is coming down the stairs just by the sound of their footsteps well then you are a freak.

  17. wisely wisely
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 11:25am UTC
    BUT I'LL
    nmq/Format by Breeze

  18. wisely wisely
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 11:18am UTC
    Dear chocolate commercials,
    No one eats chocolate in slow motion with their eyes closed.
    Sincerely,normal people.

  19. wisely wisely
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 5:40am UTC
    [] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [] I have many scars.
    [X] I tan easily.
    [] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [X] I wear glasses.
    [X] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [X] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [X] I have more than 1 piercing
    [X] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [] I have freckles.
    [X] I've sworn at my parents.
    [] I've run away from home.
    [] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [X] My actual parents are together.
    [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [X] I want to have kids someday.
    [] I want to adopt someday.
    [X] I'm in school.
    [X] I have a job.
    [] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
    [X] I almost always do my homework.
    [X] I've missed a week or more of school.
    [] I failed more than 1 class last year.
    [X] I've stolen something from my school. a eraser ok.
    [X] I've fallen in public.
    [X] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
    [X] Disney movies still make me cry.
    [X] I've snorted while laughing.
    [X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [X] I've glued my hand to something.
    [X] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose
    [] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    [] I've broken a bone.
    [] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
    [] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
    [] I had a serious surgery.
    [] I've had chicken pox.
    [] I have/had asthma.
    [] I've gotten lost in my town
    [X] I've seen a shooting star.
    [X] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [X] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [X] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. punched,
    [X] I've been skydiving.
    [] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [X] I've played spin the bottle.
    [X] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [X] I've crashed a car.
    [] I've been skiing.
    [X] I've been in a play.
    [] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [X] I've sat on a roof top.
    [c:] I've played a prank on someone.
    [X] I've rode in a taxi.
    [X] I've eaten Sushi.
    [X] I've been snowboarding.
    [] I've gone on a blind date.
    [X] I miss someone right now.
    [X] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [] I've gotten divorced.
    [X] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [X] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [X] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [X] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [X] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    [X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [] I've snuck out of my house.
    [X] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [X] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [X] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I've been suspended from school.
    [] I've consumed alcohol
    [] I regularly drink.
    [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [X] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
    [] I take anti-depressants.
    [] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
    [] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [X] I've went to bed crying.
    i was born in 2000. I am 12 years old. I am going to school.

  20. wisely wisely
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 5:25am UTC
    [a]vailable: yes
    [b]irthday: November 24
    [c]rush: Niall Horan
    [d]rink you last had: Milk
    [e]asiest person to talk to: Fani <3
    [f]avorite genre of music: Everything
    [g]ummy bears or gummy worms: bears
    [h]ad your first kiss: Notttttttt yet
    [i]nstrument: My voice
    [j]uice: Orange
    [k]illed someone: I will soon
    [l]ongest trip: 1 Day
    [m]ilkshake flavor: Chocolate
    [n]umber of siblings: 1
    [o]ne wish: I will be forever friends with Fani
    [p]erson who holds the best memories with you: family
    [q]uiet or loud: quiet
    [r]easons to smile: friends
    [s]ong: She wolf- David Guetta ft Sia
    [t]ime you woke up: today? 9
    [u]mbrella: why not
    [v]egetable: all
    [w]arm at the moment: uguess
    [x]-rays you've had: no one..
    [y]our favorite animal: dogs
    [z]odiac sign: Sagittaurus


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