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  1. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2016 9:57pm UTC
    YOU MAKE ME FEEL HYPNOTIC. YOU'RE MY FAVORITE NARCOTIC.
    HOW ARE YOU SO MESMERIZING? OH YOU'RE SO TANTALIZING.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  2. Yasmineisthebest Yasmineisthebest
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 9:26pm UTC
    Each time you open a book and read it,
    a tree smiles knowing their's life after death

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    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 8:04pm UTC
    I bet satan greets you with the "hey hey hey" from blurred lines

  4. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    So I fell asleep today in English class....
    Teacher: *Asks me a question"
    Me: *Continues sleeping*
    Teacher: *Yells my name*
    Kid beside me: *Nudges me* Answer the question
    Me: *Sits up quickly* A! Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue in... 1972?
    Teacher: 3 things. First, I asked where your essay was. Second, wrong class. And third, your date is waaaaay off.
    True story. Seriously the most embarrassing thing ever........

  5. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:23am UTC
    One time I forgot what a feather was called so I called it a “bird leaf”

  6. lostindaydream lostindaydream
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    My parents will never have to worry about me texting and driving,
    because no one texts me anyways

  7. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    My Thoughts At School
    Me: dont touch me im beyonce
    Me: how would people react if i started to sing that song from the lion king
    Me: the one thats like BAASOWENYAAMAMABEATSEBABAH
    Me: maybe if i hit my head hard enough on my desk ill die
    Me: Step on the back of my shoe one more time in this hallway and I will cut you
    Me: I don't like you.
    Me: hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, double hate, loathe entirely.
    Me: I should just become homeschooled..
    Me: my locker isnt opening..
    Me: CALL THE POLICE
    Me: CALL OBAMA
    Me: MY LOCKER IS NOT OPENING, I REPEAT NOT OPENING
    Me: What if i dont get to my class on time, and get a bad grade, and dont graduate, and dont have a family, and become homeless..
    Me: oh, wrong locker.
    Me: ok time for math.
    Me: ewwww.. a substitute.
    Me: are you assigning more homework really
    Me: do you not understand i have an unpopular blog to run
    Me: you are a theif of joy
    Me: i cant wait to go home and complain about you all
    Me: omg i bet im missing so much on the internet right now
    Me: i can almost taste the internet
    Me: im hungry
    Me: do I say hi to you too
    Me: or do I just awkwardly smile
    Me: too late, awkward smile it is
    Me: dear lord, please move out of my way
    Me: Its like youre begging me to hate you all.
    Me: OH MY GOD CAN YOU PLEASE JUST MOVE
    Me: theres too many people on this earth
    Me: we need a new plauge
    Me: why is this kid talking to me
    Me: just do the jenna marbles face..
    Me: thats right..just walk away...
    posted this a year ago, so i added more and reposted :)

  8. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    Remember in 3rd grade
    When you were popular because you had the 64 pack of crayons?

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    my bio teacher was telling my class that a lot of the traits we find attractive
    in the opposite are the traits that would be best for our children and when we kiss someone and don't feel a spark it's because our DNA is too similar and isn't biology cool?

  10. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    mom: how are your grades this semester?
    me: mother what's important is that we have our health

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
    Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    the sexual tension between you and any other teenager you see at the grocery store

  13. Niichole Niichole
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    People hate that I flip two cigarettes
    Upside down in each pack for luck,
    But I hate that people notice
    When you gain three pounds,
    But not when you buy a new hat.
    I’ve been told that the way I sleep
    With one leg draped over
    The person lying next to me Is annoying,
    But I think it’s annoying
    When people tell me I look pretty,
    But only when I paint my face.
    I’ve heard that old men
    Like to touch the girls who work late at bars,
    But I want to know
    Why they never kiss the women they married
    fourty-two years ago.
    I’ve noticed that mothers teach their daughters
    That it’s rude to refuse a hug
    From an uncle they’ve met three times,
    But forget to teach them
    That they aren’t obliged to kiss
    The boy who paid for dinner.
    (anon)

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 11:44am UTC
    Boys are so stupid.
    I want ten.

  15. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    Raven: (Naggin about something... I don't pay attention)
    Me: (Pushes her against the wall and gets all up close and personal with her)
    Raven: What... What the hell...
    Me: Rub it right up, against my body. Take my body, make it yours.
    Raven: L..Lyric... Stop it...
    Me: We're gonna light this room on fire. Yeah you and I will burn it up tonight.
    Raven: What's wrong with you?!
    Me: You got your hand right on the landmine, ready to blow.
    Josh: (Just as he's walking out) That incest though.
    What do you think is the best way to get someone to shut up?

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

  17. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    see that girl you called a bítch?
    she didn't hear it say it louder.

  18. gray22 gray22
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 10:04am UTC
    Books
    I really don’t like it when some people say that the people who read books are boring people, that writers are boring people.
    It bothers me when they say that the most creative people on earth are boring.
    I don’t know about you, but I really don’t know anyone who can change my whole perspective on life in different combinations of only 26 letters.
    Not only that, books and poems have been around since 2000BC, and for people to still find something to write about is astonishing, the ideas are endless.
    Books are also magical.
    They take you to a whole different world, they play games with your emotions, they make you smile, they bring you anger and pain, and give you the kind of joy that real life can’t.
    They make you insane, in a good way and sometimes in a bad way, but that’s what a good book does.
    But in society, people who do sports are considered as 'cool', and those who read are the nerds, the ones who need to ‘get a life’.
    However, in sports, you play a game, a game that if you practice long enough, you can nail it. And then what? Maybe you’ve got a crappy position in a game, so you try harder, until you move up. But then when you’ve got to the top, then what? You continue playing that same old game?
    Over and over and over and over again.
    Every weekday, or every weekend, or maybe just once a week.
    But you’re going to get bored of it.
    Sports have already been created, and there’s rules that if you break, you’re done with and there’s only so much you can do, there are limits.
    But books… books are endless, they can literally create a new world within your mind and there are no limits to your imagination.
    So I have a question.
    What do you think about books?

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

  20. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now
    i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

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