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willyoubemyleprechaun

Status: "Pudge. Pudge, what you must understand about me is that i am deeply unhappy."

Member Since: 18 Apr 2012 08:13am

Last Seen: 31 Jan 2013 05:00am

Birthday: July 15

Location: correcting your grammar sorry

Gender: F

user id: 293218

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this is kathy
generally attempting to make people laugh

i like one direction, books, danisnotonfire, amazingphil, weird people and music

feel free to come have a chat to me, i won't bite :)

i ship myself and cheesecake #kathcake

twitter: @kittyisanoddity
tumblr:factory-of-the-mad.tumblr.com

 

  1. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 6:20am UTC
    person: how many friends do you have?
    me: wait, do internet friends count?
    you know you've done it

  2. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 4:42am UTC
    we all have that one super embarrasing song on our iPod that we love
    comment yours!

  3. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 2:25am UTC
    moments-One Direction
    Authors Note-Chapter 18.2 written on an iPad soz broz! xxK
    "This is your bus ladies!" Louis bowed extravagantly to the massive red double decker bus with One Direction written on the side. Inside there were three bunk beds. "Shotty top!" I yelled, throwing my bag up quickly. bec climbed underneath me and Harry climbed in next to herout his armround until Liam dragged him off and thewent into their identical bus.
    "Radio please!" Amy asked the bus driver Tim. He turned on to Radio 1 where they were doing the top 100. "And now, at number 1 for the third week in a row all ove world, Lost in Wonderlands Starstruck!" the announccried. "TURN IT UP!" Phoebe screeched. Amy's guitar filled the bus as we started screaming, jumparound and hugging each other.
    "WERE NUMBER KNE WERE NUMBER One!" Dianna kept screaming and Bec broke down in tears.
    Amy and I danced around mentally. The bus pulled over and the boys raced in screaming "You're number one!" Harry scooped Bec up and passionately kissed her on the lips while Louis hugged Phoebe. Niall ran over and gave massive hg and we were all screaming madly.
    It was honestly the best way to start the tour.

  4. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 7:21am UTC
    that one innocent friend you have to explain the dirty jokes to

  5. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 5:44am UTC
    i don't have a bestfriend.
    i have sisters.

  6. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 4:33am UTC
    soccer, also know as kicking people's shins while the rain bashes you from every direction

  7. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 5:43am UTC
    We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.
    -The Breakfast Club

  8. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:31am UTC
    girl: you like rock music? Ew.
    girl: who are the beatles? They sound awful.
    girl: Harry Potter is so lame. Twilight is like a billion times better. And more realistic.
    girl: Tumblr? lol facebook is sooooo much better.
    girl: Did you see that picture of Micheal Jackson? He totes copied Jutin Beiber's jacket.
    girl: I love One Direction, my favourite's Lewis!
    girl: OMG that Neil guy is so ugly.
    girl: Drake and Josh is laaaaaaaaaaaame.
    me:
    girl:
    me:
    girl:
    me: Run.

  9. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:18am UTC
    moments-One Direction
    Authors Note-Chapter 18.1 missing pretty little liars for this....Barry 'n' Bamy! xxK
    After performing, we watched the rest of the concert, an exciting thing as none of us had ever been able to go to a 1D concert before. Once the boys finished they found us backstage. Well, almost all of them....
    "You were amazing!" Dianna cried.
    "No, you guys were brilliant! I couldn't believe that was your first concert!" Niall grinned as the others nodded enthusiastically.
    "Where's Harry?" Bec asked anxiously, one thing on her mind, despite the fact she was mad at him.
    Louis looked around worriedly. "I don't know. He said something about stuffing up a note in Gotta Be You and ran off. I better go find him..."
    "No!" Bec cried, and then blushed at our startled reactions.
    "I mean, I'll go," and hurried off. "BooBoo!" Amy screamed and ran into her boy's arms. "You were brilliant babe! and that dress..." he winked at her and pulled her into an empty dressing room. They emerged a few minutes later with messy hir and BooBoo's shirt hastily buttoned up. Then BooBoo pulled her away for a celebratory date.
    "Um, guys. Knowing Bec, she's probably lost. I'm gonna find her. Anyone wanna join me?" I suggested nervously. Niall, liam and I wandered the halls of the arena, the roar of the fangirls outside.
    "Guys! that's harry!" Liam exclaimed. I followed his lead and pressed my ear against a dressing room door. I could see Harry crying and Bec trying to comfort him.
    "I completely stuffed up Gotta Be You," Harry sniffed.
    "No you didn't Harry. You were wonderful," Bec tried to comfort him.
    "I didn't. God, I always get these solos. Why couldn't Niall or Louis get them. I'm just gonna stuff them up."
    "Harry, trust me. You were brilliant. Every girl in the audience practically fainted. It was fantastic."
    "You really think so?"
    "I do."
    "Bec, there's another thing."
    "Yeah?"
    "I-I can't stand you being mad at me. I'm so sorry. I was such a jerk to you. I-I really like you." We stuck our heads round the door to see harry lean down and kiss Bec.
    "WOOOOOOOO!," we cheered and Bec looked up turning tomato red. Harry grinned and garbbed her hand, pulling her out to join us.
    ***********
    THe restaurant where BooBoo had dragged Amy was a small Italian one. A waiter led them into a secluded booth and pulled out their seats. Amy giggled nervously and smoothed her dress.
    "Amy....I really like you."
    "I really like you to," she smiled.
    "Promise me this won't end once I have to go to America and You have to go back to Australia." he laced his fingers through hers."I promise." He looked into her eyes and kissed as Liam and I fist-bumped, snuck into the kitchen and pulled off the ill-fitting waiter outfits.

  10. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:31am UTC
    tap on my window, knock on my door I wanna make you feel beautiful

  11. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 3:51am UTC
    STARS not SCARS

  12. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 3:39am UTC
    i love this feeling

  13. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 7:21am UTC
    Thirty-two secrets. Be honest no matter what.
    Zero - Who was your last text from? Bethany
    One - Where was your default picture taken? my bedroom
    Two - Are you being honest? Yes
    Three- Have you ever lost a close friend? Yes
    Four - What is your current mood? happy, bored, tired i guess
    Five- Whats your brothers name? Sam
    Six - Where do you wish you were right now? A nightclub in the middle if London
    Seven- Have a crazy side? hell yeah
    Eight - Ever had a near death experience? i was once almost run over by a cow...
    Nine - Something you do a lot? Eat, smile, sing
    Ten - Angry at anyone? not atm
    Eleven - What's stopping you from going for the person you like? hes a celebrity
    Twelve - When was the last time you cried? Wednesday
    Thirteen - Is there anyone you would do anything for? my cousins
    Fourteen - What do you think about when you are falling asleep? fantasies of what would happen if I met 1D
    Fifteen-Do you still have pictures of an ex boyfriend/girlfriend? No, forever alone
    Sixteen- What was the last thing in your mouth? coke bottle lollies
    Seventeen- Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Dad
    Eighteen- What is your favorite song? so many....moments, everythibg about you, shes a rainbow, F you, she moves in her own way, seaside, spectrum, cosmic love, the city
    Nineteen- What are you doing right now? Sitting on my phone while the fam watches selling houses austalua
    Twenty - Where did you get the shirt you are wearing? bought it at kids who
    Twenty-one- Do you enjoy drama? Sometimes
    Twenty two- Describe your life in three words? complicated, rollercoaster, wonderful
    Twenty three- Who are you thinking of right now? soph and russel, hope theyre okay
    Twenty four- What should you be doing right now? nothing
    Twenty five- What are you listening to? Tv show
    Twenty-six- Does it annoy you when PEOPlEzz TAlk likE THiS? yeah
    Twenty seven- Who was the last person who yelled at you? idk
    Twenty eight-Why were you last sad? Because my friends really hurt me
    Twenty nine- Do you use smiley faces on the computer? Yes
    Thirty-Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? Yes
    Thirty one- Are you happy with life right now? meh
    Thirty two- Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now? uh-huh

  14. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 7:10am UTC
    I like to talk about food
    It's my favorite thing to do
    -the lyrics describing my life

  15. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 5:08am UTC
    everybody's got a dark side.
    Do you love me? Do you love mine?

  16. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 2:07am UTC
    this is my 200th witty quote (not counting stories) and with it I would like to make shout outs to a few special people.
    awaywiththefaeries-my first ever witty friend and my witty BFFL. She is just so awesome in every single way. Like she's funny and nice and weird and just OMFG follow her right now.
    ImmaDirectioner-my other witty BFFL, she is gorgeous and funny and her fanfic is just perf. And she will have your back.
    rJustTheGirlNamedSoph-an incredible girl in every way. Stay Strong sweetie.
    ruuso44-his story is so incredible. He inspires me everyday.
    MrsNiallHoran13-if i don't marry Niall Horan she'd better! She is so beautiful.
    Bee-I think she is possibly the loveliest girl ever in the creation of the world.
    birdofthesummer-she is just so beautiful! I'm not kidding she will be a model one day.
    And of course these awesome people:
    JJLovie
    leprechaunspotofgold
    Cutorable
    ImAPrincessHoneydalwitit
    Zombiee
    Movelikejagger
    i_will_awake_down_the_line
    ZainIsMyName
    abyylovesmatthoran
    charlieisnotaunicorn
    peekabooismynamex
    phoebeloveslouis
    haveyouseenmylamp
    asummerhaze
    1Derful
    elysey
    sorry if I forgot anyone, I love you all

  17. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    i finally got twitter! im
    @kathy_milo
    comments twitters to follow :)

  18. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 9:30am UTC
    i want to be smart like hermione
    i want to see the good in everything like fred and george
    i want to be different like luna
    i want to be brave like ginny
    i want to go against the odds like neville
    i want to be beautiful like fleur
    i want to be strong like lupin
    i want to be respected like snape
    i want to be wise like dumbledore
    i want to be stubborn like mrs weasley
    i want to be trusted like sirius
    i want to be funny like ron
    i want to be courageous like harry

  19. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 6:01am UTC
    moments-One Direction
    Authors Note-Chapter 17 FIRST CONCERT!xxK
    Before stepping on that stage it was fair enough to say we were all freaking out. And when I say freaking out, I mean freaking out. Startstruck had gone to number one within 30 minutes of it's first playing which was hugely gratifying. It also meant that it was hard for us to go out in public anymore. It was crazy. It was like we were.....famous.
    The guys had tried to reassure us a little but it was no use. Bec even started crying at some point. We hadn't chosen our own stage clothes but the stylists were great. We were all wearing some form of gold. Amy was wearing a slimky gold minidress (for BooBoo who was in the crowd), Phoebe was totally pulling off gold hot pants, Dianna was wearing massive gold high heels, Bec was in a gold miniskirt and I had a gold tanktop. The rest of our outfits were mainly black. Our make up was also incredible. The make up artist had added temporary gold streaks to my fiers hair and we had big Adele eyelashes and a light gold shimmer dusting our faces and bodies to make us sparkle.
    It was our turn to go on.
    Screams and cheers filled the arena aswe walked on stage.
    "Hello England!" Dianna cried. The cheering continued.
    "Now, who's excited for One Direction!" Phoebe teased the crowd. THe screaming intensified. I was literally shaking. There were thousands of screaming girls and cameras everywhere. "Well, sorry but you have to put up with us first!" I joked.
    "THe boys are having their nails done," Amy grinned. Thankfully, the drowd laughed and somone yelled out "Not surprising!"
    we all laughed. Oh, how we laughed.
    "Now this first track is called Beautiful," Bec started. We jumped behind our instruments as Amy started the bass.
    I joined in on the snare and Bec's beautiful voice spread all over the arena.
    We went through four songs until I got up from behind the drums and Phoebe took my place. I stood next to Bec. "Now, thankyou all for getting us to number one!" I cheered.
    "I bet you guys are feeling a bit like this song," Bec joked. Starstruck started playing as we sang.
    We took out bows to earpeircing cheers.
    The cheers reached a crescendo as we heard the boys come on stage.
    "Best. Experience. EVER!" Phoebe grinned.

  20. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 4:36am UTC
    please don't fall for me

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